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  1. Dying in the hospital, YOLO
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Dying in the hospital, YOLO

    No more pain, no more desires, no more struggling every day to maintain and empty, unsatisfying, and ultimately futile life. You're lucky enough to sleep and never wake up again.Subdue the natural primal, evolutionary/biological, fear of death that has evolved to be one of our strongest, the will to live one of our strongest drives; man is something that shall be overcome.
  3. Dying in the hospital, YOLO

    If you're reading this you're ded
  4. Going to start lugging around an economy size jug of Maalox with me. Also lidocaine mixed up with belladona alkaloids and phenobarbital is the shit.
  5. lidocaine .

    Cheap bulk lido sauce please. I did some coke this morning and wish it wasn't so good. I'm completely useless now, having already jacked off and showered twice. Considering getting myself addicted to painkillers for the summer. Bought a foreign niggerwhip and the battery died and I can't get the doors open. Broke up with my girlfriend and need a new one to give me direction/erection or else I'll be unapologetically degenerate for an extended period as opposed to occasionally having the apologize for it. Someone I knows girlfriend had a miscarriage over the weekend. Is Mandrax the same as quaaludes?
  6. Cheap bulk lido sauce please. I did some coke this morning and wish it wasn't so good. I'm completely useless now, having already jacked off and showered twice. Considering getting myself addicted to painkillers for the summer. Bought a foreign niggerwhip and the battery died and I can't get the doors open. Broke up with my girlfriend and need a new one to give me direction/erection or else I'll be unapologetically degenerate for an extended period as opposed to occasionally having the apologize for it. Someone I knows girlfriend had a miscarriage over the weekend. Is Mandrax the same as quaaludes?

    Your shitposts lack character and depth.
  7. yum, pharm-grade lidocaine is freely available and fairly inexpensive on the deep web. Benzocaine too. By the way does anyone want a fat sack of caffeine anhydrous from Powder City for free? My fucking gastroesophageal disease can't hang with the way I use pure caffeine anymore, gotta cut it out of the equation for now. There's probably like 200 grams left of the 500 gram original bag.
  8. And yeah Madrax is the same as Quaaludes, saw a South African deep web vendor selling ten packs of those for like $30 a fucking pill.
  9. &Zenith Yung Blood
    I appreciate your proper use of the apostrophe.

    I'd appreciate it if you'd shut the fuck up.

    Dying in the hospital, YOLO

    What happened?
  10. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Why the fuck is saline .9% solution for IV fucking an RX? Its fucking salt water! My dog was deathly dehydrated and I ran her to the vet broke as a joke-went to 3 of them and begged them to treat her with a signed title to my truck as collateral until I got paid Sunday (this was Friday)- no dice. Then I remembered this place that sells saline and IV catheter kits so I called them, 5$for the saline and 10$ for the IVcatheter. The last vets aid she needed IVED fluids asap and she probably wouldn't make it to Monday so I asked her since I didn't have the70$ if she'd just write the script for Saline and she gave me a raft of shit why she couldn't- fuck you, karma is a bitch and walked out. Drove over got the IV catheter and stopped and got distilled water and threw some salt in, shook it up and IVed her fluids at my friends house. They watched her over night while I was at work and I went over first thing in the morning and she was doing so much better- eating and drinking on her own and she ended up staying the day with them and her kids in the AC since it was hot as fuck and she was just recouping from being on deaths door. Fuck them vets- I saved her life no thanks to those heartlessfucks. I don't know why she got so dehydrated, she's got access to plenty of water. A few days before she was coughing hard and I think maybe she hurt her throat, didn't wanna eat or drink and it just snowballed. She's doing great now. See,being a junkie does come in handy when it comes to saving an animals life- fuck,if I can shoot distilled water, my dog should be fine too. She had a nice time too being with her kids who pretty much worshiped the ground she walked on. I can't believe fucking SALINE is RX even for fucking veterinary use though- that's some crazy ass shit right there, it's all a money game.
  11. 4:20 am tripping on shrooms its mornings its 2016 I'm awake I have money I'm alive what's happening what's around and going do do dk do man what the fuck
  12. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Well, new development. The dog who was sick and I IVed fluids to, she's still doing good, eating drinking, and pretty normal for being so sick just a few days ago, but around her neck swelled all the fuck up right before I left for work, get home and all the fur is missing in a big patch and there are 3 holes that go deep in her neck. I think she got bit by a rattlesnake and why she went down so hard and my action of giving her fluids most likely saved her life. Now I don't know what to do about this- it look nacrotic. Anyone got any advice on treating venomous shit like this? I thinks she's got over the first hurdle, now it's just figuring out how to go about treating this shit.
  13. No Mal, I haven't tried NSI yet. I'm not really in a position where I can try stuff like that. Especially since you can mess up with the substance if you discontinue it. I seem to remember that you mentioned something about that. Some kind of blockage.

    If I order from Strangelove, can I tell him your username as the one who recommended him to me?
  14. Did you get my mail?
  15. Yea PoC, what happened? Do you have AIDS or what?
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No Mal, I haven't tried NSI yet. I'm not really in a position where I can try stuff like that. Especially since you can mess up with the substance if you discontinue it. I seem to remember that you mentioned something about that. Some kind of blockage.

    If I order from Strangelove, can I tell him your username as the one who recommended him to me?

    Yes, tell him bukujutsu referred you.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Did you get my mail?

    Roger that.

    Yea PoC, what happened? Do you have AIDS or what?

    He's been sick a lot in the past, mostly gastrointestinal problems that became severe for a prolonged period as a result of a new cannabinoid he was using, PB-22 IIRC. Who knows what else might be wrong with him. The chronic pain combined with the severe depression, suicidal ideation, and multiple other neuro/biological disorders and life circumstances only serve to continually push him towards suicide.

    I wish I was in his region at some time so that at an opportune moment I could yell at him, from out of sight, "Dead man walking on the Green Mile!"
  18. Did you get my mail?


    Roger that.

  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Well, new development. The dog who was sick and I IVed fluids to, she's still doing good, eating drinking, and pretty normal for being so sick just a few days ago, but around her neck swelled all the fuck up right before I left for work, get home and all the fur is missing in a big patch and there are 3 holes that go deep in her neck. I think she got bit by a rattlesnake and why she went down so hard and my action of giving her fluids most likely saved her life. Now I don't know what to do about this- it look nacrotic. Anyone got any advice on treating venomous shit like this? I thinks she's got over the first hurdle, now it's just figuring out how to go about treating this shit.

    I not sure a dog-sized animal would still be alive 24 hours after a rattlesnake bite. In any case a vet is the obvious move. Do a kickstarter or something, IDK, just killing the poor animal would seem better than back alley untrained dog surgery
  20. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    My dad was trained. He wasn't far off from being a vet. He worked in an office for about a year. I've stitched an animal or two in my life, I have disolvable sutures, we've also stapled before (it's actually a better method and heals faster according to shit I've read up on it). I've on a few occaisions got a call at 3am and had to grab my medical bag and drive off to a friends house and do some doctoring. Most of those were hard labors though involving cows, goats and horses, and even a few bitched and their pups. I've tackled Parvo in puppies, hit and run victims, pneumonia and random injuries ranging from a dog fight to a dog catching his hard dick on barbed wire fence. At this point in time, this dog is eating, drinking, playing, and going out to the bathroom- her pain level is extremely low if not non-existent. Friday, she was bad, not in oain, just labored breathing and extremely dehydrated Anda simple line and some sub-Qing of fluids over the course of a few hours brought her around to where she was eating,drinking, and otherwise being normal. It would be stupid to euthanize her now when now this caulks up to some basic wound care,antibiotics and possible treatment of 'proud flesh'. I've lost a dog many years ago to a snake bite, but speaking with specialist and a few other vets and techs today, they all agree it's sounds unlikely without antivenin that she's would suffer so mildly, but that it took a day for the swelling it become noticeable isn't that far out, most owners bring in snake bit dogs actually SEE the dog bit. In every aspect it does sound like a rattlebite considering how the bite is opening up like it is. At this point it's unlikely she would receive antivenin,especially considering how she currently is-100% stable and normal for all things other than. This swelling and wound opening. Just because I operate in a backyard doesn't mean I am untrained or ineducated, or that I dont seek medical advice (I've got UF vet department I harass, and a few other vets I'll call and nag, especially with shit like this that I've never encountered before.) As for pain related issues, I've got drugs used to put dogs/horses under for surgery. I know dosages. I've used them before. I would go on the streets to buy opiates,and I have, While seeing a doctor treating my chronic pain and being prescribed opiates myself, I weaned myself off when my dog, who was aging with arthritis was given my pain meds as he needed them at increasing frequency and dosage. He gained 2 more years of a quality life due to that and the last month of his life I was buying and giving him high dosesof morphine, feeding him anything he wanted including steak, fresh Cooked chicken and pork and vanilla icecream. I treat mydogs well despite my financial status- my dogs get better care than most black people get. I witnessed this at the ER just the other night- a black man seizured for over 15 minutes before they got around to dosing him with what I believe to be valium- which honestly, it was obvious as day he was seizuring, and is a painful thing to experience and should not have taken that long to determine he needed valium.

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