2019-12-01 at 3:46 PM UTC
Post post thanksgiving bump
2019-12-01 at 3:48 PM UTC
I meant to submit a custom special edition 2019 sober n gay limited edition lolcat entitled tarcat/narcat with a picture of a chunk of heroin and a bottle of narcan, but I can't find my last chunk of heroin and using pics of other people's drugs seems kinda unauthentic.
2019-12-02 at 5:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER
I meant to submit a custom special edition 2019 sober n gay limited edition lolcat entitled tarcat/narcat with a picture of a chunk of heroin and a bottle of narcan, but I can't find my last chunk of heroin and using pics of other people's drugs seems kinda unauthentic.
The LOLcat business is rough isn't it? It took me years of studying to harness my skill.
With practice you can. I believe in you.
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2019-12-03 at 2:04 AM UTC
This thread has cost me one really close friendship and my other good buddy has frigged off.
I hope you all appreciate what I'm attempting here.
2019-12-04 at 4:57 AM UTC
So back in my tagging years.
I wasn't good but quantity over quality really gave me a reputation. A gang of us were walking home or to some party or something. I pull out some cans and draw a big t-rex dinosaur with a dolphin fin and some fish gills then add my real name to the bottom. It was on the side of a guys garage. I feel bad about that now. I feel worse when I did a goatse on some guys fence.
Anyways, the next day I realized how stupid it was and wanted to spray over my name. I was broke and the girl I was madly in love with was going to swing by my place and give me a can. I was sewing a patch onto the back of a coat I stole from a hipster who got kicked out of a party. The guy throwing the party posted it on facebook and a ton of underage kids showed up. He designated me to kick them out because I'm an asshole right?
So the girl I wanted shows up to bring the paint. I show her how I'm retarded and sewed through both layers of the coat. Front and back. She laughs and we hang out for a bit. Looking back I could've easily gotten that chick but such is life. I'm with someone else who I love dearly and I don't want some dumb hippy chick grabbing my shit anymore.
So I have the can of paint and am going to try to cover my name. I get there and the spray nozzle doesn't work. Fuck. In my infinite wisdom I decide my best bet is to stab the can with my knife and try to aim it where I want. I kinda just blasted this guys garage some more and nothing really got done.
I know Poast has a picture of my work. I'll see if I can get it.
And this girl I totally saw myself with a life with? One time it was just me and her at her place, drinking. I was too much of a pussy to pick up any of the vibes and left like a loser. I'm glad I didn't because knowing me, I'm such a pussy I would have stayed with a hippy chick wanting to be 24 forever.
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2019-12-04 at 9:13 AM UTC
^^ I relate to this on many levels
2019-12-04 at 11:36 AM UTC
I fucked a nigger last night.
2019-12-05 at 1:41 AM UTC
I'm bummed out. Who wants a free 100% custom LOLcat?
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2019-12-05 at 1:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
I DO I DO I DO
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2019-12-05 at 1:58 AM UTC
That's mexican as it gets right?
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2019-12-05 at 2:21 AM UTC
No i hate it make one with pancho villa
2019-12-05 at 2:23 AM UTC
I will take a limited edition holographic custom lolcat
2019-12-05 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
No i hate it make one with pancho villa
Originally posted by CASPER
I will take a limited edition holographic custom lolcat
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2019-12-05 at 2:44 AM UTC
Still fuckt it up! I haven't slept in a while.
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2019-12-05 at 2:48 AM UTC
did you just call charizard a faggot you fuck
