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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rrr I'm so fucking fed up with my meaningless existence

    When you get older you stop caring about your existence being meaningless and start enjoying it a little. You have a meaningless job that you don't want to lose, and maybe even a couple of meaningless relationships or even some meaningless offspring. Your biggest concern is that your meaningless existence could end at any time, maybe even before you get to retire meaninglessly.
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Getting a girlfriend won't give it meaning. You'll stop feeling meaningless when you take part in something. When you make yourself useful to someone and take on responsibilities to enrich the lives of people around you through earnest effort. When you become independent and don't need to beg to someone else for your money or your food or your drugs or your gas.

    Man, do you have a bike? Do you live near an urban center? If not, literally have your mom drive you to one in the morning and do Uber Eats on your bike. Put your headphones on, get your pump on and make your time useful.
  3. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Goddamn I need a girlfriend so badly it's clearly getting to my head and life is so boring outside of a relationship

    Well i hate to break it to you but if you keep being a spastic syrup sipper, you're going to be foreveralone. Like....forever.
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Well i hate to break it to you but if you keep being a spastic syrup sipper, you're going to be foreveralone. Like….forever.

    Being a spastic syrup sipper is all I know πŸ˜“
  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Rrr I'm so fucking fed up with my meaningless existence

    You outta drugs again Sploo?
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  6. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist You outta drugs again Sploo?

    Ya
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    I'm badly worrying that I'm going to be forever alone. If I am I should just kill myself now because it means that the crushing lonliness/nothingness is never going to end. I dont know how much longer I can wait, am I really going to be fucking reverting into an Incel. OMGKMS
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Being a spastic syrup sipper is all I know πŸ˜“

    Its pretty simple.

    Are you happy with your life right now?

    If the rest of your life was exactly like it is right now, would you be happy?

    Do you believe that things will get better magically if you just drink cough syrup for long enough?




    Honestly thats what did it for me. I loved heroin. And pills. And cocaine. But I didnt like my life. I kept thinking i just needed to medicate myself and wait it out long enough, and "real life" would start happening. But nothing works that way.

    Eventually, the drugs stopped doing what they used to do, and my hatred and guilt at everything my life had become overcame the tiny bit of relief i got from getting "fall over and break your nose" nodded off my tits 3 or 4x a day.

    Youre a smart dude sometimes. You could have a life you actually enjoy when you decide that being edgy and contrarian and shit doesnt make you particularly unique or interesting. People telling a child how exceptional they are is a fucking poison.

    GFet your shit together dude.
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  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    When I'm sober nothing changes at all. Also the dollar tree ran out of dankjels so I'm off the Bundy for a while

    Shooting up a school with advanced alien weaponry would be sick
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You don't want a girlfriend sploo, girlfriends suck, I just my womans place in a huff because she accidentally blew bong smoke in my face then got mad at me when I cursed insinuating it might wake up her son then we used that as a jumping off point to argue for 10 minutes or so before she said I love you to me a bunch of times on my way out the door. She's literally on her rag though so it's my fault for going over anyway. Moon people are so ungrateful.

    Sploo, the girls who will touch your weiner are definitely on dating sites so keep looking and don't get discouraged. Maybe tone down the autism a little bit and look for "social cues" that the recipient may be autistic as well, in that case, feed off it but don't go 0-triangle right away
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  11. Originally posted by CASPER Its pretty simple.

    Are you happy with your life right now?

    If the rest of your life was exactly like it is right now, would you be happy?

    Do you believe that things will get better magically if you just drink cough syrup for long enough?




    Honestly thats what did it for me. I loved heroin. And pills. And cocaine. But I didnt like my life. I kept thinking i just needed to medicate myself and wait it out long enough, and "real life" would start happening. But nothing works that way.

    Eventually, the drugs stopped doing what they used to do, and my hatred and guilt at everything my life had become overcame the tiny bit of relief i got from getting "fall over and break your nose" nodded off my tits 3 or 4x a day.

    Youre a smart dude sometimes. You could have a life you actually enjoy when you decide that being edgy and contrarian and shit doesnt make you particularly unique or interesting. People telling a child how exceptional they are is a fucking poison.

    GFet your shit together dude.

    bro0o he didnt go hi school, hoews he supposed to a grown out of teen angst without other teenrs mke fun of him bout it?
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    As a matter of fact i will offer my services for two (2) chat encounters.

    I speak fluent normie so you can message me what she says and I'll tell you what to say so shes fooled into believing that youre a real boy.
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER As a matter of fact i will offer my services for two (2) chat encounters.

    I speak fluent normie so you can message me what she says and I'll tell you what to say so shes fooled into believing that youre a real boy.
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    this is like that movie. Revenge of the faggots or somthing
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lets form a task force
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Nyuuuuiiiiimbers Vlon Colarado πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡¦πŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ what a good day to say my say my day aye! Γ·trinity0-1-2'3
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Nyuuuuiiiiimbers Vlon Colarado πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡¦πŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡¦πŸ‡·πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ what a good day to say my say my day aye! Γ·trinity0-1-2'3

    Nevermind. Not a miracle worker.
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  17. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Good advice.

    Get a boyfriend instead.

    being gay is so fucking good
  18. Originally posted by Sudo You don't want a girlfriend sploo, girlfriends suck, I just my womans place in a huff because she accidentally blew bong smoke in my face then got mad at me when I cursed insinuating it might wake up her son then we used that as a jumping off point to argue for 10 minutes or so before she said I love you to me a bunch of times on my way out the door. She's literally on her rag though so it's my fault for going over anyway. Moon people are so ungrateful.

    Sploo, the girls who will touch your weiner are definitely on dating sites so keep looking and don't get discouraged. Maybe tone down the autism a little bit and look for "social cues" that the recipient may be autistic as well, in that case, feed off it but don't go 0-triangle right away

    You got mad she accidentally blew smoke in your face? Lol.
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    I'm locked into my shitty life

    I'm not in college for another month so I cant meet people there. I could go outside but I'm not going to be making friends with strangers randomly. I could go to some event on meetups.com but I'm not going to be making friends instantly, I'd have to go there regularly so it would take time and I'd have to like going there, so it's too much trouble for minimal social gains. If I want to meet a girl on a dating app it takes time and effort and I've never gotten very far with it before. I have no job which will make me undesirable to most girls anyway. I cant find a job that will hire me.

    I'm so sick of my fucking shitty life and everything I try to make it better doesnt work. I just want to kill myself because I literally ruined my life in a way that cant be fixed. I have nothing and nobody
  20. Rrr African Astronaut
    Also I have drug induced brain damage and I'm highly mentally Ill, which doesnt help much

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