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  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    I'm laying in bed with my eyes closed while awake all day just cuz total anhedonia
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    fuck I wanna do a 23andme I know I'm a fucking viking I can feel it
  4. I would do one but I kind of know my family history and it's pretty boring like most peoples. What I'm more interested in is like the earliest stuff they have on record and gene analysis sounds pretty sweet.
  5. I lowkey did a gram of bth because it was $45 and I was like zee zimmy zay, that's exactly what I have in my wallet right now!

    I had to compare it for old time's sake, I couldn't resist. It's better than powder by a lot, but my veins already reconfuckulated and it's not nearly as good as I remember and it made me barf a bunch this time around.

    I can't get euphoria from opiates anymore so I'm done with them for good. Not that I was going to start back up or anything, I just needed to taste them while sober. hanl
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I lowkey did a gram of bth because it was $45 and I was like zee zimmy zay, that's exactly what I have in my wallet right now!

    I had to compare it for old time's sake, I couldn't resist. It's better than powder by a lot, but my veins already reconfuckulated and it's not nearly as good as I remember and it made me barf a bunch this time around.

    I can't get euphoria from opiates anymore so I'm done with them for good. Not that I was going to start back up or anything, I just needed to taste them while sober. hanl

    lol, fentanyl drove down the price of midwestern H, fucking globalization
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    RIP OC80

    Chaotic breaks > psychotic breaks I had dem both nsj js
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    I descended through all the circles of hell and spoke to Satan on my Bundy trip. His dimension is pretty fucked fam, shit was lit!
  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    I'm so completely bored of everything. I cant think of anything I would enjoy doing. So for fun I'm just zoning out staring at walls. I must have 0 dopamine left in my pink sponge
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano I lowkey did a gram of bth because it was $45 and I was like zee zimmy zay, that's exactly what I have in my wallet right now!

    I had to compare it for old time's sake, I couldn't resist. It's better than powder by a lot, but my veins already reconfuckulated and it's not nearly as good as I remember and it made me barf a bunch this time around.

    I can't get euphoria from opiates anymore so I'm done with them for good. Not that I was going to start back up or anything, I just needed to taste them while sober. hanl

    Yeah the tar I got was fucking delicious and even when I had a huge tolerance, .4 would put me to sleep within a minute or two,
  11. Originally posted by DietPiano I lowkey did a gram of bth because it was $45 and I was like zee zimmy zay, that's exactly what I have in my wallet right now!

    I had to compare it for old time's sake, I couldn't resist. It's better than powder by a lot, but my veins already reconfuckulated and it's not nearly as good as I remember and it made me barf a bunch this time around.

    I can't get euphoria from opiates anymore so I'm done with them for good. Not that I was going to start back up or anything, I just needed to taste them while sober. hanl

    "lowkey"
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  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Satan has led you all into traps of your making. Right now, you are really caught inside a trap.
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Satan has led you all into traps of your making. Right now, you are really caught inside a trap.

    The evil spirits like feasting on me. I know this. Feels meh man..
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    It's nice to see that Ive made some girls go insane and this thought almost never occurs to me. I'm eh pretty cool guy
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Spice and Bundy broke my brain lol
  16. It was visibly cut like I expected, but for 45 a gram it was outstanding. tar is way harder to cut and it didn't SEEM very fenty, just mushed together with some inert cut that may or may not have had some fent. It smoked and shot just fine, I did the last of it and now I just remembered I should go eat the cottons.

    Even with low fent content, it's just like all the bad parts of it are 5x as much as before and all the good parts are 2.5x less, and it just feels gross and I know my brain has adjusted to not like them any more and it did that on purpose and I'm grateful. If dilaudid doesn't even feel good, I know nothing else will either.

    I can go be CLEEN & SOBER now, which is a real treat. I might try kosh finally for kekz since I can't eat wheede no more. Then again, it's retarded and I probably won't.
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    fuck it, time to make a tinder without the mask of normalcy on. See if it works any better.

    My tinder bio will be

    "I like lolicore and snuff movies and cough medicine, I do nothing in my spare time which is always, a good day for me involves thousands of hallucinations, I have pet birds and like to rub their bellies affectionately. Drop a like on tha fona fone for a good time and some soul bonding/bondage"
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  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano It was visibly cut like I expected, but for 45 a gram it was outstanding. tar is way harder to cut and it didn't SEEM very fenty, just mushed together with some inert cut that may or may not have had some fent. It smoked and shot just fine, I did the last of it and now I just remembered I should go eat the cottons.

    Even with low fent content, it's just like all the bad parts of it are 5x as much as before and all the good parts are 2.5x less, and it just feels gross and I know my brain has adjusted to not like them any more and it did that on purpose and I'm grateful. If dilaudid doesn't even feel good, I know nothing else will either.

    I can go be CLEEN & SOBER now, which is a real treat. I might try kosh finally for kekz since I can't eat wheede no more. Then again, it's retarded and I probably won't.

    You definitely need Josh and starter fluid. In fact Joe sprayed starter fluid on Josh and then lit it and smoked the explosion. That's a good way to kill two buuudz with one stoned.

    I'm still waiting for you to get me to do your homework for drug money

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