The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-10 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #5401
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Solstice

   
   Does he pull the head off or something?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2. 2019-12-10 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #5402
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Does he pull the head off or something?

   
   It's just a still clip from the video. I believe he puts the babby in a paper bag and staples it shut then leaves.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • Technologist, 
   • bigthink
3. 2019-12-10 at 4:19 AM UTC

   #5403
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano they better legalize purple pill by the time im 40
   
   i already ruined my eyes

   
   I think it's the schiz though.
   
   All of this stuff is at least not ruled out, much of it (that I can make out) plausible to confirmed. they even told me I have thin retinas. Some things have precipitated the worsening of it, but the skinny is it makes sense and I guess that's ok. It gets worse when I hallucinate like right now, then it gets better then it gets worse
   
   https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4523638/
4. 2019-12-10 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #5404
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Does he pull the head off or something?

   
   can i borrow your butt?
5. 2019-12-10 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #5405
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by DietPiano can i borrow your butt?

   
   CAN I borrow YOUR BUTT?
6. 2019-12-10 at 4:29 AM UTC

   #5406
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice In my grandma's case she was dying from sepsis anyways pretty much so they took her off her ventilator/life support and gave her a fat shot of fentanyl. Seemed peaceful enough.

   
   My dad thinks morphine killed my Grandma, even if it did thats exactly how I want to die. Except much higher dose
7. 2019-12-10 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #5407
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Grandma can I borrow your sherbert no
   You can't grandson please dont ask again
   
   But grandma I'm hungry and you have an a abundance of it
   
   
   Do not ask again or I will burn the soles of your feet.
8. 2019-12-10 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #5408
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Fuck.
9. 2019-12-10 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #5409
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've got less than 2 days to write and 8-10 page essay that cites augustine de hippo, Nietzsche, Freud and 4 other secondary sources. Also have a ton of other shit to do during this time. I wish the chinks on fiver had a better command of the English Language and I wish my ADHD wasn't so bad
10. 2019-12-10 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #5410
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I've got less than 2 days to write and 8-10 page essay that cites augustine de hippo, Nietzsche, Freud and 4 other secondary sources. Also have a ton of other shit to do during this time. I wish the chinks on fiver had a better command of the English Language and I wish my ADHD wasn't so bad

    
    Wow you're willing to cheat academically as well. Unsurprising.
11. 2019-12-10 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #5411
    

    bigthink victim of incest

    Originally posted by Sudo I've got less than 2 days to write and 8-10 page essay that cites augustine de hippo, Nietzsche, Freud and 4 other secondary sources. Also have a ton of other shit to do during this time. I wish the chinks on fiver had a better command of the English Language and I wish my ADHD wasn't so bad

    
    .... the answer lies in our history
12. 2019-12-10 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #5412
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I've got less than 2 days to write and 8-10 page essay that cites augustine de hippo, Nietzsche, Freud and 4 other secondary sources. Also have a ton of other shit to do during this time. I wish the chinks on fiver had a better command of the English Language and I wish my ADHD wasn't so bad

    
    lol, similar. Do you really know of a cheating website?
    
    anyone?
13. 2019-12-10 at 4:54 AM UTC

    #5413
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I used to but I'm wary of doing that and will just end up doing it and sending my prof a nice email about it being late and he'll be cool with that because he's a pretty cool guy. I really just need it done by thursday because I have a bunch things to do then. I should make one that's like Uber for essays, you have to go through a screening process to be a certified writer, then make an algorithm that finds a price that factors in time required, time given, difficulty and length.
    
    It's actually a good idea and the people that work for me would get smarter and smarter and more worldly. It'd be super cool if the writing part got outsourced to africa and became a skills boon for the local communities. I think I'm onto something here
14. 2019-12-10 at 4:56 AM UTC

    #5414
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    School. :(
15. 2019-12-10 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #5415
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm way too old for it. People look at me like I have a story I never tell them
16. 2019-12-10 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #5416
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano lol, similar. Do you really know of a cheating website?
    
    anyone?

    
    I'm the only cheating website you need
17. 2019-12-10 at 5:45 AM UTC

    #5417
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm way too old for it. People look at me like I have a story I never tell them

    
    Have you read 'I am Charlotte Simmons'?
18. 2019-12-10 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #5418
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ CAN I borrow YOUR BUTT?

    
    No but you sure can rent his ass
19. 2019-12-10 at 6:44 AM UTC

    #5419
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    CandyRein has like 10 friends on facebook and they all look like winners
20. 2019-12-10 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #5420
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Have you read 'I am Charlotte Simmons'?

    
    idk, what do the pages look like?