The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-09 at 11:23 PM UTC

   #5381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You are so fucking weird man. I mean that endearingly. When you first started posting here regularly you were so haphazard and your posts were like Menendez menen and a CD arlo if I like tjrucka and bucks and mucks and I HATE YOU I love you I diet
   
   Yiu were really incoherent, a lot. Now you're not. You're rarely incoherent. What drugs were you on then and are you glad to be wherebyoure at now or do you miss that version of you?

   
   I gotta be what I gotta do
   
   
   And I'm sorry
   
   I was upset with you
   
   garebear
   
   
   I was really upset with me
   
   for being me
   
   Carebear
   
   
   I remember being on a E at Easter, my baby blue eyes blown and wigglin' all around like you just said. I didn't know at the time if the eyes actually vibrated like that or not or if they just felt like it, and oh yes they do. I'm sure I looked lovely just sitting like that, trying to look at look at my Aunt but unable to focus on her as she talked, spinning my fork involuntarily in my hand instead of eating the remaining 80% of my Easter dinner. E is awesome, the crash is really bad though.
   
   
   Anyways, in essence that's how my thought processes works, I have a lot of Bill Krozbylems.
2. 2019-12-09 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #5382
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   ok
3. 2019-12-09 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #5383
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   bummer
4. 2019-12-09 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #5384
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   .
5. 2019-12-09 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #5385
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra bummer

   
   I think so too, but I dunno, it seems weird and out of character to force it back into play when I'm not actually in those straits, if I ever was. I think it's a show of how rapidly you can still change pre-25, and I'm sure I still need to do that but I don't think going back to...earlydiet.. is the answer.
6. 2019-12-10 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #5386
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace ok

   
   hey
   
   what are you going to do with your life young man? I want to know
7. 2019-12-10 at 12:30 AM UTC

   #5387
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by DietPiano .

   
   ur a fagot i hope you die
8. 2019-12-10 at 1 AM UTC

   #5388
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ORACLE I've found the secret to happiness, it's roast beef with Tabasco sauce.

   
   My dead grandmother wants her facebook post back
9. 2019-12-10 at 1:15 AM UTC

   #5389
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hopefully my dead grandmother doesn't want her codeine back.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • MexicanMasterRace, 
   • Sudo
10. 2019-12-10 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #5390
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano hey
    
    what are you going to do with your life young man? I want to know

    
    I'm just trying to make it to Christmas.
11. 2019-12-10 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #5391
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice Hopefully my dead grandmother doesn't want her codeine back.

    
    she would understand and probably doesn't like that itchy shit anyway. I think percs and T3's are the reason my guts are fucked
12. 2019-12-10 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #5392
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
13. 2019-12-10 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #5393
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Visible sexual minorities
14. 2019-12-10 at 2:40 AM UTC

    #5394
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
15. 2019-12-10 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #5395
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo she would understand and probably doesn't like that itchy shit anyway. I think percs and T3's are the reason my guts are fucked

    
    She refused to take any kind of pain killer or sedative because her mother died in her sleep from natural causes and she assumed the same would happen to her.
16. 2019-12-10 at 2:50 AM UTC

    #5396
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That sounds like a nice way to go
17. 2019-12-10 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #5397
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That sounds like a nice way to go

    
    In my grandma's case she was dying from sepsis anyways pretty much so they took her off her ventilator/life support and gave her a fat shot of fentanyl. Seemed peaceful enough.
18. 2019-12-10 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #5398
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Reminder that 2/3rds of everyone won't die peacefully in their sleep.
19. 2019-12-10 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #5399
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice In my grandma's case she was dying from sepsis anyways pretty much so they took her off her ventilator/life support and gave her a fat shot of fentanyl. Seemed peaceful enough.

    
    sign me up. I feel like in the future 5% of the first world will live to be 140 and the rest will die around 55
20. 2019-12-10 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #5400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    they better legalize purple pill by the time im 40
    
    i already ruined my eyes