The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-09 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #5321
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   the atrophy would make for increased flexibility. I say do it for science and make her say "fuck me like a retard" and encourage her to make handicapped noises
2. 2019-12-09 at 4:37 AM UTC

   #5322
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How would you fuck a retard differently than a normal? I guess it would be fun to basically just do whatever the fuck you want and not even be self-conscious about it. Haha. Just break their bones and cut them and tell them it's normal right ? REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE. yea yes!!!! You're cumming!
3. 2019-12-09 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #5323
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   If she has an electric wheelchair you can ride behind her like a sled dog
4. 2019-12-09 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #5324
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I'm literally telling myself I shouldn't be aroused by a consequence free biting of the clitorati like I haven't done it before and pretended it was an accident. I'm talkin full on mow down truck stop diner hot beef sandwich with gravy chow down feeding time biting no appeteaser nibble biting just goin halal ham retarded YA FUEL ME?
5. 2019-12-09 at 4:45 AM UTC

   #5325
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm literally telling myself I shouldn't be aroused by a consequence free biting of the clitorati like I haven't done it before and pretended it was an accident. I'm talkin full on mow down truck stop diner hot beef sandwich with gravy chow down feeding time biting no appeteaser nibble biting just goin halal ham retarded YA FUEL ME?

   
   Wow thats fucked up
6. 2019-12-09 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #5326
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   SEND ME YOUR RUNAWAYS
7. 2019-12-09 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #5327
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wow thats fucked up

   
   It is. Very rude. Akin to a gal taking a chomp at the head of your cock.
   
   Not fair play and deserving of getting fucking punched square as fuck in the face.
8. 2019-12-09 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #5328
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Sometimes girls have tongue rings and try to incorporate it thinking it's sexy or pleasurable but it's actually like getting sliced with a really dull knife
9. 2019-12-09 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #5329
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   yes I am experiencing slight self induced opiate withdrawal
   
   I did several very nice things tonight, it gave me legit low dose dopamine
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10. 2019-12-09 at 4:57 AM UTC

    #5330
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Drugs are for posers I just inject pure dopamine into my brainstem while smoking crystal serotonin
11. 2019-12-09 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #5331
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sudo Sometimes girls have tongue rings and try to incorporate it thinking it's sexy or pleasurable but it's actually like getting sliced with a really dull knife

    
    Man I remember when I was a teenager and tongue piercings were all the rage. Guys, girls, they were all getting them. I wanted one at one point but it seemed too "committed."
    
    But yes I know what yiure saying when they do the little ball thing at the tip of your cock and act like they're God.
    
    You said tongue RING? though
    Never heard of that. Like a hoop through a tongue? I've never seen that.
12. 2019-12-09 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #5332
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I meant a studddd
    
    Now kids are getting the stud staples in seemingly random parts of the face, but below the eye seems to be a popular spot. I kinda like noserings/septum piercings on goils but it's all part of the same thing. I bet moon people don't even piece their ears with thumbtacks or safety pins anymore because they're total vaginas
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13. 2019-12-09 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #5333
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nobody says tongue stud. It’s tongue ring.
14. 2019-12-09 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #5334
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala Nobody says tongue stud. It’s tongue ring.

    
    You dont love me :(
15. 2019-12-09 at 5:50 AM UTC

    #5335
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I'm a tongue stud
16. 2019-12-09 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #5336
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Stud. Stallion. Mare.
17. 2019-12-09 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #5337
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr You dont love me :(

    
    Shut up. Yes I do. No I don’t.
18. 2019-12-09 at 6:01 AM UTC

    #5338
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who is anyone to judge anyone or strike anyone down ?
    
    ;)
    
    I love everyone . We are all.
19. 2019-12-09 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #5339
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Who is anyone to judge anyone or strike anyone down ?
    
    ;)
    
    I love everyone . We are all.

    
    Shut the fuck up everything you say sounds so fucking stupid how are you even alive if i was there irl i would beat the shit out of you you good for nothing wonderful human being you are precious and nobody can ever change that remember how special you are to me i will think of you tonight as i fall into a deep sleep i hope to dream of you amen
20. 2019-12-09 at 6:15 AM UTC

    #5340
    

    bigthink victim of incest
    landlord inderjeet just sang the happy birthday song three times in a row
    
    debating beating the shit out of him in front of his family
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