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How to make out my daughter without her telling mom?

  1. #21
    My dad used to kiss me on the lips. But it was real quick like how you would kiss the pope
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Hes talking about the fuckin kiss. If you were to tell your little daughter ok we're gonna try this silly kiss but you gotta be the one to do it, and told her it was some game, (and sure throw in that if she wins she can pick out a new toy), she would probably be excited to try and end up doing all this extra sloppy stuff with her tongue trying to 'win the game'and then youd just take it from there. Yuck why am I talking about this

    You got it.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by benny vader i worked in hotels before and christmasses are the times we see a noticeable uptick of single dads vacationing with their daughters [and sometimes sons] in ways that would make hotel stays necessary.

    and an increase in revenue from penalties for ''stained bed sheets'' for the month.

    grade A wisdom right there volks.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Sophie I know you don't have a daughter, but if you did and really wanted to make out with her this is what you do. You take her to places and go do fun stuff with her. Make her feel as if she's extra special to you. You can get away with kissing her on the mouth, if you always do that it will become normalized. Then one time after you went out with her to do something fun you tell her you love her and give her a normal kiss. Then say you love her so much in fact that you want to give her an adult kiss. When she asks what an adult kiss is, tell her it's how you kiss her mommy. And tell her that if you kiss her as you kiss her mommy, her mommy might be jealous. If she expresses her curiosity, say: Well, i shouldn't, i don't want to make mommy jealous. But if you really want to promise me you won't tell mommy, ok? If all went well she'll excitedly agree, take it slow and show her. If she laughs and says it feels funny tell her it feels funny to you too. Make it fun for her. Make out with your daughter and win.

    too much work.

    things happen naturally if and when you cuddles a lot.
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny grade A wisdom right there volks.

    Way to pat urself on the back, Vincent.👍
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Sophie I know you don't have a daughter, but if you did and really wanted to make out with her this is what you do. You take her to places and go do fun stuff with her. Make her feel as if she's extra special to you. You can get away with kissing her on the mouth, if you always do that it will become normalized. Then one time after you went out with her to do something fun you tell her you love her and give her a normal kiss. Then say you love her so much in fact that you want to give her an adult kiss. When she asks what an adult kiss is, tell her it's how you kiss her mommy. And tell her that if you kiss her as you kiss her mommy, her mommy might be jealous. If she expresses her curiosity, say: Well, i shouldn't, i don't want to make mommy jealous. But if you really want to promise me you won't tell mommy, ok? If all went well she'll excitedly agree, take it slow and show her. If she laughs and says it feels funny tell her it feels funny to you too. Make it fun for her. Make out with your daughter and win.

    I wish I could un-read this.
  7. #27
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    WHat if he is a single dad and mommy is not in the picture and they live alone together?
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