Thanks for all the birthday wishes

1. 2017-12-26 at 6:37 PM UTC

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   Jesus Houston
   None of you.
   
   John 11:35 - Jesus wept.
2. 2017-12-26 at 6:53 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It’s pretty well established that Jesus was actually born sometime between late spring and October, not December 25.
3. 2017-12-26 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s pretty well established that Jesus was actually born sometime between late spring and October, not December 25.

   
   You are close but even that is incorrect. The truth is nobody knows the exact date, not even myself. At this point, regardless of that unknown, December 25th has been "pretty well established" as the day to wish Me a happy birthday, of which nobody here did.
   
   That's all. I just needed to get that off my chest.
4. 2017-12-26 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   i worked in hotels before and christmasses are the times we see a noticeable uptick of single dads vacationing with their daughters [and sometimes sons] in ways that would make hotel stays necessary.
   
   and an increase in revenue from penalties for ''stained bed sheets'' for the month.
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   • Number13
5. 2017-12-26 at 10:30 PM UTC

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   Jesus Houston
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6. 2017-12-26 at 10:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
7. 2017-12-26 at 11:14 PM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   What's your opinion on the jedis killing you?
8. 2017-12-26 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   Jesus Houston

   Originally posted by Number13 What's your opinion on the jedis killing you?

   
   I had to die. Didn't matter to me who actually did it, just so long as it got done. I mean, I knew I was rising again in a couple of days so what do I care rite? LMFAO
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9. 2017-12-27 at 12:29 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jesus I had to die. Didn't matter to me who actually did it, just so long as it got done. I mean, I knew I was rising again in a couple of days so what do I care rite? LMFAO

   
   which one of your apostles sucked dick the best, and which was your favorite to suck your dick...
   
   same question about their assholes.
   
   were they jealous of your sexual relationship with mariam the magdelene, or vice versa. did you ever have group-sex amongst the apostles and mariam.
   
   during your tryst with the devil in the desert....were you the pitcher or the catcher.
10. 2017-12-27 at 1:50 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by infinityshock which one of your apostles sucked dick the best, and which was your favorite to suck your dick…
    
    same question about their assholes.
    
    were they jealous of your sexual relationship with mariam the magdelene, or vice versa. did you ever have group-sex amongst the apostles and mariam.
    
    during your tryst with the devil in the desert….were you the pitcher or the catcher.

    
    God you ruin everything.
    
    Fag
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11. 2017-12-27 at 2:04 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jesus John 11:35 - Jesus wept.

    
    Look at this fucking jedi bastard Oy Veying just cos we were too drunk to remember his birthday.
12. 2017-12-27 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Jesus gave me a Holy Golden Shower
    
    
    
    Tell no one
13. 2018-12-20 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jesus You are close but even that is incorrect. The truth is nobody knows the exact date, not even myself. At this point, regardless of that unknown, December 25th has been "pretty well established" as the day to wish Me a happy birthday, of which nobody here did.
    
    That's all. I just needed to get that off my chest.

    
    this year its worse,
14. 2018-12-20 at 5 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jesus You are close but even that is incorrect. The truth is nobody knows the exact date

    
    He didn't give an exact date...stupid fucking jedi...Jesus Maria and Jose..where do these people come from...fucking sand nigger land, that's where
15. 2020-05-07 at 6:50 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Happy belated birthday
16. 2020-05-07 at 6:50 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Happy belated birthday

    
    Thanks, it was last week...no one remembered.
17. 2020-05-07 at 6:52 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Taurus huh? Elbow touch
18. 2020-05-07 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    tip touch and I'll let you buy me a birthday cake.
19. 2020-05-07 at 6:54 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Didn't tee hee get you one?
20. 2020-05-07 at 7:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Didn't tee hee get you one?

    
    No but i got some of that pie instead.