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The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-12-04 at 5:51 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 7:10 AM UTCIf you have a baby you can piss on its face without anyone ever knowing.
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2019-12-04 at 7:11 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 8:55 AM UTCWelp- got into it with another black woman at work. This will be like the 4th black woman whos complained to my boss about me. Either shes a shitty entitled cunt or im a lowkey asshole with no patience at all for peoples shit. Maybe both. I cant wait until tomorrow.
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2019-12-04 at 8:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Welp- got into it with another black woman at work. This will be like the 4th black woman whos complained to my boss about me. Either shes a shitty entitled cunt or im a lowkey asshole with no patience at all for peoples shit. Maybe both. I cant wait until tomorrow.
You shouldn't even try to hold them to any standard -
2019-12-04 at 9:01 AM UTCI mean its not ONLY black women I get into it with (i do kind of enjoy fucking with people who i believe are being manipulative or shitty), but most of the time. This lady always forgets her mailbox keys. ALWAYS wants us to carry her things to her car (where her husband is usually sitting). Often pays the box late, and then argues about the $10 late fee until we talk to the boss and he waives it. Her mom and her aunty both have boxes there too, and trhey do the same shit.
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2019-12-04 at 9:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I mean its not ONLY black women I get into it with (i do kind of enjoy fucking with people who i believe are being manipulative or shitty), but most of the time. This lady always forgets her mailbox keys. ALWAYS wants us to carry her things to her car (where her husband is usually sitting). Often pays the box late, and then argues about the $10 late fee until we talk to the boss and he waives it. Her mom and her aunty both have boxes there too, and trhey do the same shit.
Reparations for slavery and institutional racism nigga -
2019-12-04 at 9:04 AM UTCShe picked up stuff tonight 1 min before close- after id already cleaned the store. Leaves. Her husband walks back in a couple min later with alkl the empty boxes and just says "We dont need these". I say very politely- "Just to the left next to the barber shop theres a dumpster if you dont think you can use them." He leaves. 60 seconds later i hear yelling outside "WHAT?! WHATTTT?!" and shes at the door pounding on the glass and bobbing her head. God forbid someone suggest you throw away your own shit.
I recognize its a customer service job, but sometimes its all I can do to not call someone a stupid cunt and start hitting them. I cant imagine ever being so angry over the INDIGNITY of someone politely telling me where i can dispose of my own trash. "
I fucking hate people. -
2019-12-04 at 9:39 AM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 10:28 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I broke up with her while we were waiting for our food. I remember we both got overpriced seafood and it was pretty good
Lol, so it was just like "...wow this queue is long. By the way I think we should see other people, it's not you it's me. Do you like crab?..."
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2019-12-04 at 1:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Lol, so it was just like "…wow this queue is long. By the way I think we should see other people, it's not you it's me. Do you like crab?…"
I'm surprised she hung around.
She was living with me at the time and I was planning on moving the next week and I told her I had lied to her about which unit was mine so she wouldnt be able to find me lol
we eventually got back together and were both worse for it -
2019-12-04 at 1:35 PM UTC
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-04 at 1:39 PM UTCKate Bush is underrated af
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2019-12-04 at 1:47 PM UTCIts a victimless crime really
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2019-12-04 at 1:51 PM UTC"I've got bad news...your sisters dead"
"OMG"
"But theres even worse news: the cop that found her fondled her boobs "
"OMG she died a whore"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-04 at 4:33 PM UTCThat's rape
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2019-12-04 at 4:41 PM UTCI wonder if he motorboated her
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2019-12-04 at 4:43 PM UTC
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2019-12-04 at 5:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo wow was the balance beam teetering over a chasm of aligators? Was it like a blooper reel fall where you bashed your head on the side and fell splayed out? I split my chin on a teeter totter when I was a youngin by/with a girl I later ran into thousands of KMs away coincidentally. Lifes weird
They had that in The Running Man. Televised games shows, where contestants signed up to "Jump the Crocodiles" and "Battle Over the Lava" and "Race the Hungry Lions". Winners would win prizes, and losers.. well... kept the ratings going. -
2019-12-04 at 7:57 PM UTCI want to kiss my daughter on the lips every day
