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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.rt.com/news/474813-church-sweden-lgbt-altarpiece/
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo what is the context and what happened to their ankles?

    I think they're setting up for one of those 3-legged potato sack races.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I think they're setting up for one of those 3-legged potato sack races.

    back in my day we used to go skating on ponds on our shoes and have "chicken wars" where we'd one legged jump into each other in the exact fashion depicted in that picture and try to knock the other person over ostensibly so they would hit their head on the ice and suffer drain bramage. I was going to say that at first but then I remembered I didn't go to elementary school with any of you so you probably wouldn't know what that meant
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  4. Kids are fucking dumb
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We had chicken wars too but they were on these balance beams at the playground. Basically just whoever got knocked off the beam first was the loser. I battled Juan one time and I slipped awkwardly and bashed my head open on the balance beam and bled everywhere, got to get a bunch of stitches. I didnt cry though.
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  6. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Kids are fucking dumb
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.rt.com/news/474813-church-sweden-lgbt-altarpiece/

    ahhh, the artist who painted that (lol, sweden) is a hacky artist who values their art by how much it furthers their cause i.e. lgbt rights. Thus you talking about it, sharing it etc. causes more chatter and helps further the cause. The only way to stop it is to ignore the attachments and atmosphere surrounding it and just hope a swedish parishioner one day stands up and says "this shit's GAY" and they see it for what it really is and take it down, because it really is awful as art, even if you remove the religious symbolism, the gay shit etc it's a fucking shitty piece of shitty art.

    It should be dismissed as gay and boring the way one dismisses a ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ We had chicken wars too but they were on these balance beams at the playground. Basically just whoever got knocked off the beam first was the loser. I battled Juan one time and I slipped awkwardly and bashed my head open on the balance beam and bled everywhere, got to get a bunch of stitches. I didnt cry though.

    wow was the balance beam teetering over a chasm of aligators? Was it like a blooper reel fall where you bashed your head on the side and fell splayed out? I split my chin on a teeter totter when I was a youngin by/with a girl I later ran into thousands of KMs away coincidentally. Lifes weird
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Kids are fucking dumb

    Most kids are smarter than you, unless they're mexican
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah this faggotry is actually being commissioned by churches though.

    "you know what the garden of eden needs? a tranny and some naked dudes"
  11. Originally posted by Sudo Most kids are smarter than you, unless they're mexican

    Your racism is so shallow it doesn't matter. You wouldn't be an arab wannabe if you were racist. Your girlfriend is probably a jedi. Fuck off
  12. Anyway I've been talking to this girl for 6+ months on a dating app. She wanted to meet up 4 months ago and now is telling me she wants to meet up again.

    Problem is I dont have insurance atm and I can't drive to her. Or i shouldn't anyway.

    How bad is it to ask a girl to pick you up. She probably would but fuck it feels shit. I did it once before but i was on benzos and didnt care
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Churches are decentralized in a lot of ways tho from what I can tell, so that's good. Around here many still have an official policy against gay marriages and won't allow priests to wear certain robes while performing gay unions. The stupid thing is the inverse of this is huge pictures of trannys in the garden of eden.

    The real criminals are RT for reporting it so people can get their 2 minutes of hate on for something that is obviously in bad taste. "defending christian values" dog whistles and shit, like we get it Putin, hang pussy riot for all we care
  14. bigthink victim of incest
    my wife's bull is HIV positive. i've been ROCK hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. my wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Your racism is so shallow it doesn't matter. You wouldn't be an arab wannabe if you were racist. Your girlfriend is probably a jedi. Fuck off

    Implying someone is a "wannabe arab" for being muslim is incredibly racist

    The point of my post was that you are very stupid, in fact much stupider than many children who have not finished developing yet, you stupid idiot

    stupid, stupid idiot
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by bigthink my wife's bull is HIV positive. i've been ROCK hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. my wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!

    this post contains keywords designed to elicit erections
  17. Originally posted by Sudo Implying someone is a "wannabe arab" for being muslim is incredibly racist

    The point of my post was that you are very stupid, in fact much stupider than many children who have not finished developing yet, you stupid idiot

    stupid, stupid idiot

    Mhmmm

    It doesn't really matter. I'm not the convert here. Converts are the stupidest people on earth. Especially those who don't actually adhere to their religion. Like why even bother nigga? Just pathetic. You just wish you were a sultan is all. You wish you had multiple wives. But you dont. You don't have shit. You're a toxic person and it eats you up every day of your life.

    I mean god at least i can fall asleep comfortably at night knowing im a good person who follows their moral rules. And I don't need an imaginary pedophile to do it either.
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by bigthink my wife's bull is HIV positive. i've been ROCK hard since I found out. I talked to my wife and she promised that he'd always be wearing a condom. my wife is currently pregnant and the idea that only a thin bit of latex prevents his supercharged POZZED load from infecting my wife and her baby is the most erotic thing ever!

  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    imagine growing up to find out that sort of shit is what your dad was into
  20. Originally posted by aldra imagine growing up to find out that sort of shit is what your dad was into

    It'd probably just seem normal.

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