The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-03 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #4941
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ORACLE I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend on this coming weekend.

   
   the girl you stalk will be weirded out but grateful
2. 2019-12-03 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #4942
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by ORACLE I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend on this coming weekend.

   
   §m£ÂgØL buddy, you're not gonna believe this but..
3. 2019-12-03 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #4943
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano

   
   In China they actually just have a phone and will ask for your wechat which serves as a banking thing there. So you can't even use that excuse.
   
   I've seen bums here ask for venmo but its not as widespread as wechat in China is.
4. 2019-12-03 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #4944
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano §m£ÂgØL buddy, you're not gonna believe this but..

   
   Lol no he's breaking up with her to be with me.
5. 2019-12-03 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #4945
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm gonna read and write my way to heaven this week
   
   and poverty
6. 2019-12-03 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #4946
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Happy meals are so complicated now
7. 2019-12-03 at 7:33 PM UTC

   #4947
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano Happy meals are so complicated now

   
   Elaborate.
8. 2019-12-03 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #4948
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Elaborate.

   
   They force you to have to smile while you order it.
9. 2019-12-03 at 8:07 PM UTC

   #4949
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   I'm going hard gay
10. 2019-12-03 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #4950
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Fuck i feel fried. Wake up hallucinating is good feel
11. 2019-12-03 at 8:16 PM UTC

    #4951
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr Fuck i feel fried. Wake up hallucinating is good feel

    
    No its not
12. 2019-12-03 at 8:18 PM UTC

    #4952
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    
    
    Lol
13. 2019-12-03 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #4953
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What movie?
14. 2019-12-03 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #4954
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Care Bears 2: Return of the Love Hug
15. 2019-12-03 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #4955
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Harambe: The Musical
16. 2019-12-03 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #4956
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ What movie?

    
    Flowers of flesh and blood. The best part is near the end where there are maggots and worms eating severed rotting body parts. I fapped to this movie tripping on bundy last night while blasting lolicore thru my headphones because i live life on the edge
17. 2019-12-03 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #4957
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Elaborate.

    
    They expect you to actually be happy by the time you finish it.
18. 2019-12-03 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #4958
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That makes me wonder how many people have rubbed one out on top of mountains they climbed, either on the peak or over the edge.
19. 2019-12-03 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #4959
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rrr Flowers of flesh and blood. The best part is near the end where there are maggots and worms eating severed rotting body parts. I fapped to this movie tripping on bundy last night while blasting lolicore thru my headphones because i live life on the edge

    
    sploo you're like the textbook case of some kind of sensory deprived kid who needs things to be visceral to have any kind of reaction to it because you're so alienated and deprived of senses. Things like that interest me because prison.
    
    The point is, go the fuck outside
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rrr
20. 2019-12-03 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #4960
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Those are gone, I drank half of one vial, spilled the other half, and lost the second sealed bottle entirely while very severely fucked up the day after Thanksgiving. I smashed my bedside table to pieces then broke a glass full of liquor and cut my hand up on it and I'm pretty sure I busted my head at some point because there's a horizontal raised red spot on my forehead though it doesn't seem to have split open. Good times.

    
    You did the first part, now you just gotta go on a long boat ride through vietnam and fuck hookers in a helicopter