The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-03 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #4901
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Lol they make it extra low just for gas stations? That's amazing.
2. 2019-12-03 at 3:17 PM UTC

   #4902
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've never even seen 3.2% beer and didn't know major brands made it. The canned margarita i just drank was 12% alcohol in a 16 oz can for $1.70 and I bought it in a gas station.
   
   If I had to use 3.2% alcohol to drink with i wouldn't even bother.
3. 2019-12-03 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #4903
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I didn't realize it when I bought it. It's way too carbonated for me. I like wine now cause it's more natural
4. 2019-12-03 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #4904
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice I've never even seen 3.2% beer and didn't know major brands made it. The canned margarita i just drank was 12% alcohol in a 16 oz can for $1.70 and I bought it in a gas station.
   
   If I had to use 3.2% alcohol to drink with i wouldn't even bother.

   
   Yeah, what a rip off. I can get liquor at my gas station as long as it's not 12am-8am which is fine by me. Most people buying alcohol at those hours should probably just go to bed I think.
5. 2019-12-03 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #4905
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Clearly I hit a nerve when I called you a grown up sploo. Was the comparison too scary accurate or something kid? Sure seems to have triggered you.

   
   you're fake gay, boring and dumb but the worst part of it is how dumb, boring fake and gay you are
   
   you are very much a victim
6. 2019-12-03 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #4906
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo you're fake gay, boring and dumb but the worst part of it is how dumb, boring fake and gay you are

   
   This nigga having gf problems again
7. 2019-12-03 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #4907
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   nah were alright the biggest problems are her mental health issues preventing her from realizing her potential and her constantly trying to get pregnant
8. 2019-12-03 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #4908
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
9. 2019-12-03 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #4909
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo nah were alright the biggest problems are her mental health issues preventing her from realizing her potential and her constantly trying to get pregnant

   
   "no girlfriend problems"
10. 2019-12-03 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #4910
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • MexicanMasterRace
11. 2019-12-03 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #4911
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate bathrooms with the flusher that's supposed to be automatic but isn't. I'm trying to stealthily exit and I have to purchase things but I ate a bunch of beets yesterday so now whoever comes in here next is going to think I had a poop miscarriage
12. 2019-12-03 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #4912
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo I hate bathrooms with the flusher that's supposed to be automatic but isn't. I'm trying to stealthily exit and I have to purchase things but I ate a bunch of beets yesterday so now whoever comes in here next is going to think I had a poop miscarriage

    
    Have you ever eaten beets while drunk, and then forgotten you ate beets? The morning after is terrifying.
13. 2019-12-03 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #4913
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pissing after asparagus is worse.
14. 2019-12-03 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #4914
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Pissing and shitting actual blood is pretty gnarly too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rrr
15. 2019-12-03 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #4915
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Pissing after asparagus is worse.

    
    Is it colored? I hardly eat asparagus. I always have red shits and orange piss when I eat beets.
16. 2019-12-03 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #4916
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    They added chronic pain all of the sudden to mmj program here.. it's still expensive to get registered and examined for it and the prices aren't atrocious but they aren't great either for vape oil (you can't get bud).
17. 2019-12-03 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #4917
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano They added chronic pain all of the sudden to mmj program here.. it's still expensive to get registered and examined for it and the prices aren't atrocious but they aren't great either for vape oil (you can't get bud).

    
    What state are you in again? We'll have recreational weed here in less than a month. I'm stoked.
18. 2019-12-03 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #4918
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Is it colored? I hardly eat asparagus. I always have red shits and orange piss when I eat beets.

    
    It smells really bad
19. 2019-12-03 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #4919
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo you're fake gay, boring and dumb but the worst part of it is how dumb, boring fake and gay you are
    
    you are very much a victim

    
    That's the mad talking. Also projection. You seem really upset about getting victimised by me.
20. 2019-12-03 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #4920
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice It smells really bad

    
    I already smell really bad