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  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Solstice How the fuck do you listen to that

    He just stares at the little girls
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He just stares at the little girls

    Much better resources for that than random cover art.
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Doujins are illegal where I live
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You a female? M here. Wanna cyber?

    I'd like to know all the possible statistics there are to know about the history of 'cyber sex.'

    *I walk into your room, you're just in there laying on your bed listening to music on your headphones and flipping through the latest Teen Bop. I subtly approach you so as not to draw your attention, then lightly tap you on the head. As you look up and smile I beckon you to crawl forward toward me. As your head reaches over the edge of the bed now inches away from my yet still unsheathed glistening erection, i take a quick step backward and muster all my pent up rage into one swift kick to your unsuspecting face, shattering your teeth and breaking your nose in 2 places. You bawl. I cum. That's your fetish now.*
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Doujins are illegal where I live

    Lolicon themed doujins or manga are for closet pedos. 3D or bust.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ You a female? M here. Wanna cyber?

    I'd like to know all the possible statistics there are to know about the history of 'cyber sex.'

    *I walk into your room, you're just in there laying on your bed listening to music on your headphones and flipping through the latest Teen Bop. I subtly approach you so as not to draw your attention, then lightly tap you on the head. As you look up and smile I beckon you to crawl forward toward me. As your head reaches over the edge of the bed now inches away from my yet still unsheathed glistening erection, i take a quick step backward and muster all my pent up rage into one swift kick to your unsuspecting face, shattering your teeth and breaking your nose in 2 places. You bawl. I cum. That's your fetish now.*

    I put on my rope and gizzard flaps
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    *seductively rubs two pennies together and glides my nimble hooked nose back and forth along your sweaty taint*

    *u moane seductively*

    *i seductively place my wolf paw on ur feral sexy swollen cock*
  8. Rrr African Astronaut
    Took 1125mg of bundy time 2 party
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Took 1125mg of bundy time 2 party

    U make me sad Kyle
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    Tell me which entity i should see and ill try to manifest him in my trip
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    turquoise
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    Im wearing a buddha shirt for good vibes
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rrr Im wearing a buddha shirt for good vibes

    U should wear this shirt for empowerment and alignment with ur mind powers

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice How the fuck do you listen to that

    How could you not? Its 🔥
  15. Originally posted by Rrr How could you not? Its 🔥

    Ugh
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ugh

    "Ackstually" some music now too you stupid faggot
  17. Originally posted by Rrr "Ackstually" some music now too you stupid faggot

    Its cute how you still drink cough medicine. Quirky, even.
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    Drinking pcp drug
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    Actually i took pcp gels
  20. The gels always made me really nauseous.

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