The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-30 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #4561
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Technologist So you’ve never had an all dayer? I think it can be extremely intense.

   
   Not sober, no. My dick isnt built for it. Lol
2. 2019-11-30 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #4562
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Sober fucking for hours and hours honestly seems kinda hilarious to me.
3. 2019-11-30 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #4563
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Rrr Sex doesnt male spinning orange fractal dodecahedrons instruct me on how to fly through space to complete my spirit quest

   
   Sex is real, that is only imaginary.
4. 2019-11-30 at 10:07 PM UTC

   #4564
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It's like a muscle. It has to exercised.
5. 2019-11-30 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #4565
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by mmQ Sober fucking for hours and hours honestly seems kinda hilarious to me.

   
   I’m talking about a lazy day of sex, eating, eating each other, and more sex.
6. 2019-11-30 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #4566
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rrr Sex doesnt make spinning orange fractal dodecahedrons instruct me on how to fly through space to complete my spirit quest
   
   In fact the first experience i had with a girl who was hawt, got to third base, the whole time i was thinking "this isnt as good as bundy tripping"
   
   Im gonna find a pic of her she was really attractive

   
   Lol
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-11-30 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #4567
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Sex is no good if you aren't in love.
   
   I think. I don't know. Never been in love. Though i differentiate between loving someone and *being* in love.
8. 2019-11-30 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #4568
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sex is no good if you aren't in love.
   
   I think. I don't know. Never been in love. Though i differentiate between loving someone and *being* in love.

   
   Thats weird. I fall in love super easily but also have almost no empathy. Its like they originate from completely different areas of the brain. But it makes sense since no one would ever fall in love with you either
9. 2019-11-30 at 10:31 PM UTC

   #4569
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Ecccchhhhh I wish I could stomp pedofiles' heads flat.
10. 2019-11-30 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #4570
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Sober fucking for hours and hours honestly seems kinda hilarious to me.

    
    I have a theory that people do drugs so they can express themselves better. I've had sex for hours and hours sober before in the middle of the day but it was only really when I was young and there was really no relation between us other than sexual
    
    §m£ÂgØL loves getting fucked by hairy hydro husbands
    
    also sploo that girl clearly has autism
11. 2019-11-30 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #4571
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ORACLE Ecccchhhhh I wish I could stomp pedofiles' heads flat.

    
    They make good music
12. 2019-11-30 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #4572
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I have a theory that people do drugs so they can express themselves better. I've had sex for hours and hours sober before in the middle of the day but it was only really when I was young and there was really no relation between us other than sexual
    
    §m£ÂgØL loves getting fucked by hairy hydro husbands
    
    also sploo that girl clearly has autism

    
    I bet your eyes are delicious
13. 2019-11-30 at 10:36 PM UTC

    #4573
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Rrr They make good music

    
    Flat
14. 2019-11-30 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #4574
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Rrr I bet your eyes are delicious

    
    I do have nice eyes
15. 2019-11-30 at 10:58 PM UTC

    #4575
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr Thats weird. I fall in love super easily but also have almost no empathy. Its like they originate from completely different areas of the brain. But it makes sense since no one would ever fall in love with you either

    
    Yeah but I actually can maintain relationships
16. 2019-11-30 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #4576
    

    Rrr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah but I actually can maintain relationships

    
    Do you get mad if someone calls a spade a spade? Yeah I didnt think so either cholo
17. 2019-11-30 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #4577
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rrr Do you get mad if someone calls a spade a spade? Yeah I didnt think so either cholo

    
    You don't know what a cholo is lol
18. 2019-11-30 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #4578
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You don't know what a cholo is lol

    
    You don't know what a non sequitur is
19. 2019-11-30 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #4579
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You don't know what a cholo is lol

    
    let's gather round while §m£ÂgØL "akschally"s the word cholo
20. 2019-11-30 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #4580
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Sudo let's gather round while §m£ÂgØL "akschally"s the word cholo

    
    I'm here let's hear it §m£ÂgØL.