The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-30 at 6:22 AM UTC

   #4501
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Sorry. I meant zentai porn. They have ones with a dick pocket.
2. 2019-11-30 at 6:23 AM UTC

   #4502
   

   Rrr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sorry. I meant zentai porn. They have ones with a dick pocket.

   
   
3. 2019-11-30 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #4503
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That was 9 dollars for like half of the alcohol in a 4loko which is only $2.50
4. 2019-11-30 at 6:27 AM UTC

   #4504
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   Im sober >:)
5. 2019-11-30 at 6:37 AM UTC

   #4505
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   
6. 2019-11-30 at 6:57 AM UTC

   #4506
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   
7. 2019-11-30 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #4507
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
8. 2019-11-30 at 8:21 AM UTC

   #4508
   

   Rrr African Astronaut
   
9. 2019-11-30 at 8:27 AM UTC

   #4509
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
10. 2019-11-30 at 8:34 AM UTC

    #4510
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Eat it if youre not scared, kid
11. 2019-11-30 at 8:42 AM UTC

    #4511
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr Eat it if youre not scared, kid

    
    A study found that the average person inadvertently swallows about one spider every five months, while they're sleeping. That's why you should always sleep with your mouth closed. They're drawn to the hot breath.
12. 2019-11-30 at 8:45 AM UTC

    #4512
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    Russian propaganda to make people suffocate in their sleep^
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • MexicanMasterRace
13. 2019-11-30 at 8:57 AM UTC

    #4513
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr Russian propaganda to make people suffocate in their sleep^

    
    Well, if you want to keep swallowing spiders, go ahead and blame the Russians.
14. 2019-11-30 at 9:12 AM UTC

    #4514
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I will keep on swallowing spiders because im not scared like you
15. 2019-11-30 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #4515
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr I will keep on swallowing spiders because im not scared like you

    
    Are you scared to jump off a cliff?
16. 2019-11-30 at 9:34 AM UTC

    #4516
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    No. Nothing scares me.
17. 2019-11-30 at 9:45 AM UTC

    #4517
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Rrr No. Nothing scares me.

    
    Excellent. Carry on, soldier.
18. 2019-11-30 at 12:13 PM UTC

    #4518
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Will sprinkles stick to nipple hair if you dip it in chocolate????
    
    Asking for a friend
19. 2019-11-30 at 12:16 PM UTC

    #4519
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Try it on your pubic hair first😁
20. 2019-11-30 at 12:17 PM UTC

    #4520
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Public hair
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Rrr