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  1. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo This time last year I was in jill, coming off yopiates

    This year I'm blessed and are simplifying, making good legal businesses, looking after people who care about me and detoxing with good coping mechanisms after a few medical procedures (additional gender related surgery) and mitigating the risk taking decisions I make. I'm very blessed all things considered.

    I didn't realise you and finitysocks were like that. Mazel Tov!

    I also didn't realise you were transitioning.

    I wish you the very best broski.

    :)
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  2. Originally posted by Rrr Im craving spice

    Anyone want to send me 20 dolirs

    Not a real craving if you can't get it tonight
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    I want to press a button that kills everyone on earth except me and then squat in a huge supermarket and have all of it to myself. Would have no reason to ever leave and would spend months binging on the medicine isle and eating all of their chips
  4. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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  5. Originally posted by Rrr I want to press a button that kills everyone on earth except me and then squat in a huge supermarket and have all of it to myself. Would have no reason to ever leave and would spend months binging on the medicine isle and eating all of their chips

    I would cook meth day 1 while you would just throw your fecal matter around and ape run in the middle of the street
  6. Rrr African Astronaut
    Also id methodically raid every pharmacy Id see for prescription opiate bottles
  7. I'd get poppy seeds and make an entire US state my poppy Field and convert it all to heroin
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Wrong.

    Each moment is confined by necessity by the previous moment. So no, the past means the present. If the past was different the present would be different.

    Your present determines your future, therefore your present is your future.
  9. You know she know a trash hoe when she text laughs "bwahaha"
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Slayer at the Forum tonight. Bout to get white trash as fuck.
  11. Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

    Got damn I wanna drink or eat edibles tonight and still might but ESPN College Gameday be comin' to town tomorree fer da big gaaem. Bright and early like. Haha.

    Yarr... I be thankful fer some things:

    hugs.. people that don't hate me still.. people that make me laugh.. my dope girl Amber (inb4poast).. deviled eggs.. turkey.. christmas.. not being locked up despite close calls this year.. college of loliberal arts.. consumerism.. oestrogen shots.. babbys, niggers, trump, and my boy infinityshock.
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You know she know a trash hoe when she text laughs "bwahaha"

    m8

    not only do you have no friends, you have no girlfriends
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I went to a concert high on edibles n opiates that was right next to a homeless shelter and IDK how I even drove. I'm so lucky. What's something good to watch?
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    A women screming is my fave sound
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr A women screming is my fave sound

    do you think you would scream if someone were to anally rape you, say with your arms pulled behind you so your diaphragm was expanded? I bet you would. I like your hair
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo do you think you would scream if someone were to anally rape you, say with your arms pulled behind you so your diaphragm was expanded? I bet you would. I like your hair

    I feel like Sploo doesnt wipe gud.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like he's a bleeder
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Both things are true
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  20. Originally posted by Grylls m8

    not only do you have no friends, you have no girlfriends

    Lol me and Amber go way back, she's not my girlfriend I wouldn't want that. She's a former dope/dilaudid whore that's really fun but she has a kid and dated one of my classmates I hate who's in jail now. She's still "clean" though because she only snorts vicodins or eats them with toilet paper.
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