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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    personality disintegration. fragmentation of the personality to such an extent that the individual no longer presents a unified, predictable set of beliefs, attitudes, traits, and behavioral responses. The most extreme examples of disintegrated, disorganized personality are found in the schizophrenias.
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    id never need to back myself up by saying ive fucked more bitches than someone else because i dont even ever need to go there aha
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nobody cares Grylls and you're scum for cheating on women behind their back
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Me either but you did use three so's. Are you not to be taken seriously? If you want to do something SO SO SO bad, it should mean that you really want to do it, by all means.

    YAAAAAY! It worked!

    I've never done that before.

    It was kinda weird but went quicker than I expected. I didn't get much volume but I think I did good enough for now.
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Nobody cares Grylls and you're scum for cheating on women behind their back

    what makes you say i cheated?
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rrr Ah fuck im back to taking a bunch of personality tests to figure out wtf is wrong with me. I still have no idea. Having nonspecific incurable symptoms of every mental illness is shitty and lulz

    Kid are you fucking retarded? How about to start, you quit taking stupid ass tests on the internet?
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  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Rrr personality disintegration. fragmentation of the personality to such an extent that the individual no longer presents a unified, predictable set of beliefs, attitudes, traits, and behavioral responses. The most extreme examples of disintegrated, disorganized personality are found in the schizophrenias.

    its called a brain tumor
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    He's straight up sitting around wasting his god damn time with his head in the clouds still thinking up retarded schemes to fix himself with a shitty internet test for a self diagnosis.
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  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, grasshopper.

    Get a job, any job. Open up Craigslist, open up your local newspaper's website, look for any fucking job, minimum wage, scraping shitters, I don't give a fuck. Learn how to take care of yourself. Learn how to be a fucking man.


    You are in your 20s and have no skills, no friends, no education. You're generating $0 and costing someone so etching to keep alive. You seem to think you deserve something.

    Maybe you'll say "no I fucked up I deserve nothing" as a meme but the thing is that you haven't really actually internalised your situation: you are not going to get a job you like, you are not going to come up with some brilliant master stroke that will claw you out of the hole, you're not going to have the balls to kill yourself, you're not gonna win some cosmic lottery and find yourself in the life you desire.

    You are at the very bottom of the bottom. Everyone you ever looked down on, the janitors, the housekeepers, the waiters, they are fucking WAY above you.

    On some level you still view this like it's a cartoon playing in your head. You are utterly out of touch with reality. You need to eat shit at a job to prove you're worth something in a not shit eating position. And understand what it feels like to eat shit and grind and make some money.

    You need to come to terms with the fact that you are not worth shit and you need to do the shittiest, down lowest jobs to even compete right now. You don't get to pick. You take what you get.

    And stop taking shitty online tests. If you want to fill some forms, fill out a shitload of job applications tomorrow. If you can ride a bike, go do Uber Eats.
  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Kid are you fucking retarded? How about to start, you quit taking stupid ass tests on the internet?

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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Kid are you fucking retarded? How about to start, you quit taking stupid ass tests on the internet?

    LOL

    Such a stereotype gotta buy more noots and a 23andme
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Sploo, grasshopper.

    Get a job, any job. Open up Craigslist, open up your local newspaper's website, look for any fucking job, minimum wage, scraping shitters, I don't give a fuck. Learn how to take care of yourself. Learn how to be a fucking man.


    You are in your 20s and have no skills, no friends, no education. You're generating $0 and costing someone so etching to keep alive. You seem to think you deserve something.

    Maybe you'll say "no I fucked up I deserve nothing" as a meme but the thing is that you haven't really actually internalised your situation: you are not going to get a job you like, you are not going to come up with some brilliant master stroke that will claw you out of the hole, you're not going to have the balls to kill yourself, you're not gonna win some cosmic lottery and find yourself in the life you desire.

    You are at the very bottom of the bottom. Everyone you ever looked down on, the janitors, the housekeepers, the waiters, they are fucking WAY above you.

    On some level you still view this like it's a cartoon playing in your head. You are utterly out of touch with reality. You need to eat shit at a job to prove you're worth something in a not shit eating position. And understand what it feels like to eat shit and grind and make some money.

    You need to come to terms with the fact that you are not worth shit and you need to do the shittiest, down lowest jobs to even compete right now. You don't get to pick. You take what you get.

    And stop taking shitty online tests. If you want to fill some forms, fill out a shitload of job applications tomorrow. If you can ride a bike, go do Uber Eats.

    this is the most pakistani advice I've ever seen. Are you from the lowest social caste?
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Yes, give him more money for Imodium and spice. Weed and heroin is too good for him.

    Only the finest from the bottom shelf for this upstanding young lad
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ORACLE Sploo, grasshopper.

    Get a job, any job. Open up Craigslist, open up your local newspaper's website, look for any fucking job, minimum wage, scraping shitters, I don't give a fuck. Learn how to take care of yourself. Learn how to be a fucking man.


    You are in your 20s and have no skills, no friends, no education. You're generating $0 and costing someone so etching to keep alive. You seem to think you deserve something.

    Maybe you'll say "no I fucked up I deserve nothing" as a meme but the thing is that you haven't really actually internalised your situation: you are not going to get a job you like, you are not going to come up with some brilliant master stroke that will claw you out of the hole, you're not going to have the balls to kill yourself, you're not gonna win some cosmic lottery and find yourself in the life you desire.

    You are at the very bottom of the bottom. Everyone you ever looked down on, the janitors, the housekeepers, the waiters, they are fucking WAY above you.

    On some level you still view this like it's a cartoon playing in your head. You are utterly out of touch with reality. You need to eat shit at a job to prove you're worth something in a not shit eating position. And understand what it feels like to eat shit and grind and make some money.

    You need to come to terms with the fact that you are not worth shit and you need to do the shittiest, down lowest jobs to even compete right now. You don't get to pick. You take what you get.

    And stop taking shitty online tests. If you want to fill some forms, fill out a shitload of job applications tomorrow. If you can ride a bike, go do Uber Eats.

    Its called being a degenerate
  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yes, give him more money for Imodium and spice. Weed and heroin is too good for him.

    Only the finest from the bottom shelf for this upstanding young lad

    Yeah except I truly believe his problem is having too much free time.
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Yeah except I truly believe his problem is having too much free time.

    Ok Boomer

    That's one of his problems. His coping mechanisms and the weak, fake, gay reality he's constructed in his head to justify not going outside is another but is really just part of his coping mechanisms.
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
    Give mme a million u millionaire ill send you my paypal
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
    I wonder if i could get govmnt money ssi or disability.
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    I just need to have a kid with any woman i can find to spread my puzzle genes and then abandon him with his mom and i will feel like i have accomplished my life duties
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Rrr I wonder if i could get govmnt money ssi or disability.



    Originally posted by Rrr I just need to have a kid with any woman i can find to spread my puzzle genes and then abandon him with his mom and i will feel like i have accomplished my life duties

    What happened to you?

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