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2019-11-21 at 10:15 PM UTC
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2019-11-21 at 10:33 PM UTC
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2019-11-21 at 11:22 PM UTCI have a problem with messaging girls when I argue with my gf then we make up and they keep messaging me and I'm confused about what to do now. A girl just sent me a snap I'm afraid to open since it likely contains her body and I'm unsure how to respond so I'm just gonna leave it and try to get more numb. My girl is a beautiful awesome person but she has problems. Idk gonts. I think I'm gonna get her pregnant and then the relationship will be get better like it always does
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2019-11-21 at 11:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I have a problem with messaging girls when I argue with my gf then we make up and they keep messaging me and I'm confused about what to do now. A girl just sent me a snap I'm afraid to open since it likely contains her body and I'm unsure how to respond so I'm just gonna leave it and try to get more numb. My girl is a beautiful awesome person but she has problems. Idk gonts. I think I'm gonna get her pregnant and then the relationship will be get better like it always does
That's weird. You're going to try to get her pregnant without her knowledge? That's rape. Whoever just posted that the other day (takijgba condom off mid sex) and then I looked it up (non consensual condom removal) and its rape.
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2019-11-21 at 11:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ That's weird. You're going to try to get her pregnant without her knowledge? That's rape. Whoever just posted that the other day (takijgba condom off mid sex) and then I looked it up (non consensual condom removal) and its rape.
Anyway.
Idk how I could get her pregnant without her knowledge. I think the only times we've used condoms were when she was on her period but I only started not pushing her away so I can bust on her face/body when I'm about to cum like 3 or 4 weeks ago and that seemed to make her happy and she's been throwing some not so subtle hints about it. -
2019-11-21 at 11:39 PM UTCIt was just thr way you said it; "I'm gonna get her pregnant."
I understand now. What's a not so subtle hint? You are cumming kn her face and shes like "no, cum in my pussy!" ? -
2019-11-21 at 11:40 PM UTCI want to puke so bad but I can't
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2019-11-21 at 11:42 PM UTC
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2019-11-21 at 11:42 PM UTCok, I don't want to puke THAT bad
I never want to puke THAT bad
Theres something about gagging yourself and probably not being able to do it that makes me...gag -
2019-11-21 at 11:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano ok, I don't want to puke THAT bad
I never want to puke THAT bad
Theres something about gagging yourself and probably not being able to do it that makes me…gag
Me either but you did use three so's. Are you not to be taken seriously? If you want to do something SO SO SO bad, it should mean that you really want to do it, by all means. -
2019-11-21 at 11:47 PM UTC
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2019-11-21 at 11:56 PM UTC
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2019-11-21 at 11:56 PM UTCDon't text girls back immediately. And keep a strict 2 text per day limit. Unless she's asking questions.
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2019-11-22 at 12:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE Don't text girls back immediately. And keep a strict 2 text per day limit. Unless she's asking questions.
dont text back straight away is standard
but that 2 texts per day policy doesnt really work in certain shituations, girls dont really ask questions either, boring bitches -
2019-11-22 at 12:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls dont text back straight away is standard
but that 2 texts per day policy doesnt really work in certain shituations, girls dont really ask questions either, boring bitches
No, I have fucked more bitches than you ever will in your entire life. 2 texts. That's it. If she is really chatting, toss up a couple more but that's it. Bitches can smell social capital. If you text too much, you don't have other shit to do. -
2019-11-22 at 12:09 AM UTCAh fuck im back to taking a bunch of personality tests to figure out wtf is wrong with me. I still have no idea. Having nonspecific incurable symptoms of every mental illness is shitty and lulz
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2019-11-22 at 12:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ It was just thr way you said it; "I'm gonna get her pregnant."
I understand now. What's a not so subtle hint? You are cumming kn her face and shes like "no, cum in my pussy!" ?
yes. That exactly. Plus hinting about timelines like "if I got pregnant now the baby would be born at this time." And "when you have a kid I'm gonna tell you X" just a buncha stuff like that
Originally posted by ORACLE Don't text girls back immediately. And keep a strict 2 text per day limit. Unless she's asking questions.
Most girls know I'm always on my phone for work so if I don't text back in 5 minutes I get a lotta "hellloooooo"'s and "???" and my name.
you seem like someone who's not been much for relationships with anyone but helloclarice. Most of the stuff you post has to do with being on the peripheries and always the facetiousness of "getting to know them." Have you been in long term relationships before that were not an arranged marriage or with helloclarice? -
2019-11-22 at 12:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by ORACLE No, I have fucked more bitches than you ever will in your entire life. 2 texts. That's it. If she is really chatting, toss up a couple more but that's it. Bitches can smell social capital. If you text too much, you don't have other shit to do.
what instantly makes you say, "I have fucked more bitches than you ever will in your entire life"?
thats a really defensive manner, was it even about that? what even made you say it?
you turned it into a 'who has fucked more bitches than who, competition'
now, knowing what most of the users on here are like, and what some of them actually look like....
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