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I quit smoking, but I didn’t want to.

  1. #81
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You would

    Shut up you fake meth poser bitch I'll bribe Roshambo with drug money for your PI
  2. #82
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think scars are beautiful


    Me too, the more broken and flawed they are the better.
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  3. #83
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    One eyed girls are where it's at
  4. #84
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood One eyed girls are where it's at

    how about those with downy syndromes.
  5. #85
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood One eyed girls are where it's at

    I went out with a female cyclops once.
  6. #86
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I went out with a female cyclops once.

    Did you also go in?
  7. #87
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Did you also go in?

    Yes, I invited her and her one eye back to my place. Her cave was being painted at the time.
  8. #88
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Her cave was being painted at the time."

    Sexual innuendo deluxe.
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  9. #89
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Technologist You wouldn’t believe all the measurements the surgeon took. Nipple to armpit, nipple to bottom of breast, nipple to neck; and there were a few others I can’t remember. Thing is I’ve lost so much weight, he’s probably gonna have to remeasure me again. I go in for my pre-op visit 9 days before surgery, he can remeasure then.




    I'm curious as to if the new one will grow to match the original model should you gain weight. Or...will you walk with a lean to one side if you get fatter?
  10. #90
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, I invited her and her one eye back to my place. Her cave was being painted at the time.

    use the other cave.
  11. #91
    Well it's probably a good thing if you don't want round 2 fam
  12. #92
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Smokers are some of the least intelligent people in the world. She would you pay ridiculously overtaxed prices to smoke something.that kills you and doesn't even get you high?

    Even if you just wanna be a lemon cucck, just get a juul
  13. #93
    Rrr African Astronaut
    I chew nicotine gum and find it to be a good medicine in ways besides quitting smoking. Goid for increasing focus and motivation for a few hours like caffeine. Im as sober as ive ever been but drink 2 energy drinks a day and 5 pieces of nicotine gum and its sort of not bad. Makes me write more than i usually do. I smoked some weed today because it was offered to me so idk if i would consider that "relapse"
  14. #94
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Nah weed is ok dude, if that's what it takes you can still function on weed, but don't get comfy by using it.
  15. #95
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Smokers are some of the least intelligent people in the world. She would you pay ridiculously overtaxed prices to smoke something.that kills you and doesn't even get you high?

    Even if you just wanna be a lemon cucck, just get a juul

    Because real men smoke. Babies don't.
  16. #96
    Rrr African Astronaut
    Real men get ling kanker
  17. #97
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We also smoke Cuban cigars.
  18. #98
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Because real men smoke. Babies don't.

    Sounds like only stupid people smoke and your definition of a man is a stupid person.
  19. #99
    Rrr African Astronaut
    When i would cough up tar ling butter id like to play with it with my hands like silly putty. I also would pick my nose in public and eat it, eat my sunburned skin and scabs, as well as drawing pictures on my skin with the bloid that came out of my scabs
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Sounds like only stupid people smoke and your definition of a man is a stupid person.

    Look, it's something our parents did. It's something that was cool at school. We could even smoke in the school bus, in the classroom, in elevators, in the library, in the hospital, anywhere you felt like lighting up. We'd watch shows like Batman or Green Acres or the Lawrence Welk Show, and there would be cigarette commercials expounding the enjoyment and relaxation and feelings of wellness by smoking their brand of cigarettes. Even on the Flintstones and the Johnny Carson Show and they would stop the action to let you know smoking their cigarettes, so fine as they were, would improve your life and benefit your well-being. You could even be a twelve-year old and it was fine. And now you're berating us for being chronic smokers? Really?
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