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I quit smoking, but I didn’t want to.

  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Look, it's something our parents did. It's something that was cool at school. We could even smoke in the school bus, in the classroom, in elevators, in the library, in the hospital, anywhere you felt like lighting up. We'd watch shows like Batman or Green Acres or the Lawrence Welk Show, and there would be cigarette commercials expounding the enjoyment and relaxation and feelings of wellness by smoking their brand of cigarettes. Even on the Flintstones and the Johnny Carson Show and they would stop the action to let you know smoking their cigarettes, so fine as they were, would improve your life and benefit your well-being. You could even be a twelve-year old and it was fine. And now you're berating us for being chronic smokers? Really?

    You sound pretty stupid kid. So you partake in an objectively negative, pointless waste of money because you saw it in the media and watched your addict parents do it?

    God damn you are an S-class rube.
  2. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You sound pretty stupid kid. So you partake in an objectively negative, pointless waste of money because you saw it in the media and watched your addict parents do it?

    God damn you are an S-class rube.

    So basically you're making fun of white people for being part of a consumerist culture?
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You sound pretty stupid kid. So you partake in an objectively negative, pointless waste of money because you saw it in the media and watched your addict parents do it?

    God damn you are an S-class rube.

    And you are supposed to be the posterchild for stoic and disciplined? Get out of town, Charlie Brown. You don't scare me with your holier-than-thou front.
  4. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And you are supposed to be the posterchild for stoic and disciplined? Get out of town, Charlie Brown. You don't scare me with your holier-than-thou front.

    What does stoic and disciplined have to do with it? Even meth junkies and crack whores don't fall under the same criticism, because they get you high.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE What does stoic and disciplined have to do with it? Even meth junkies and crack whores don't fall under the same criticism, because they get you high.

    Yeah, like you don't have any addictions at all. Fuck off.
  6. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, like you don't have any addictions at all. Fuck off.

    I never said anything about having no addictions. I said this is a stupid addiction because it doesn't even get you high. It is a direct waste of money and an attack upon one's own health for zero gain.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE I never said anything about having no addictions. I said this is a stupid addiction because it doesn't even get you high. It is a direct waste of money and an attack upon one's own health for zero gain.

    Nicotine gets you high, dummy.
  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Nicotine gets you high, dummy.

    No it does not. Relieving your addiction symptoms till you get nausea isn't getting high. It's just a waste of money that you partake in because you are an addict and defend because you are a moron.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE No it does not. Relieving your addiction symptoms till you get nausea isn't getting high. It's just a waste of money that you partake in because you are an addict and defend because you are a moron.

    You really are one special retard. Nicotine is a stimulant and potent parasympathomimetic alkaloid that is naturally produced in the nightshade family of plants.
  10. Rrr African Astronaut
    Eat 2 pieces of nicotine gum with no tolerance and youll get pretty high tbh. It only works if youre a nonsmoker. Its crack-like suprisingly
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You really are one special retard. Nicotine is a stimulant and potent parasympathomimetic alkaloid that is naturally produced in the nightshade family of plants.

    Being a stimulant doesn't mean getting high. That's like saying you get high off coffee. No, it's a psychoactive drug, doesn't mean you get high.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Being a stimulant doesn't mean getting high. That's like saying you get high off coffee. No, it's a psychoactive drug, doesn't mean you get high.

    Shut up, Paki. You're just making even more of a fool of yourself.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You really are one special retard. Nicotine is a stimulant and potent parasympathomimetic alkaloid that is naturally produced in the nightshade family of plants.


    Wiki much?

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    Good call
  15. Originally posted by -SpectraL You really are one special retard. Nicotine is a stimulant and potent parasympathomimetic alkaloid that is naturally produced in the nightshade family of plants.

    God why do you have to copy paste crap that everybody knows except you. It looks so awkward and shows everybody that you don't really have knowledge behind your own stance once somebody pokes at it

    It's true though that if you have no tolerance and take a big ol' lipper or smoke a couple right quick like you'll get a big ole buzz or a lukewarm high.

    Its just that tolerance builds super quickly like Crouton
  16. Technologist victim of incest
    Today is day 11 smoke free, yayyyyyy. I’m so surprised I haven’t had any withdrawals. Haven’t felt anxious, haven’t been bitchy, (no more than usual 😁), and I’m not craving cigs. Ok that’s a lie, maybe a few times, but I’m doing great! I take me first pee test on Wednesday, I got this.

    Oh and Falco, when I want your opinion, I’ll ask ya!
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Shut up, Paki. You're just making even more of a fool of yourself.

    You are a confirmed fool for smoking cigarettes
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano God why do you have to copy paste crap that everybody knows except you. It looks so awkward and shows everybody that you don't really have knowledge behind your own stance once somebody pokes at it

    When you have to hold someone's little hand and walk them through it, copy/paste comes in handy.
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Because SpectraL can't handle how objectively retarded he is for spending money on something that is objectively negative in every way and has literally zero upside.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'll smoke straight to the grave. Light my corpse on fire when i die. But good job anyway Tech.
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