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  1. Can't even harass women in person what a loser
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More fights tonight:)

    I got punched twice this time by twondiffeent people but I stood my ground .

    I landed a punch too. Just one.

    Why does everyone want to fight??
  3. It was probably your fault
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It was probably your fault

    It wasnt. I was dancing minding my own business. It was the same stupid bitch and her native American brother. I wanted nothing to do with them but they still found their way toward me.

    Ohhh I bought some weed I forgot about that. :)

    But yeah. The dude wanted to fight so bad. I was drunk and told him fine punch me in the face. And he did
    Lol..

    But I stood up that time. Whatever. I know the bit. I want to press charges on him lol but I'm not a bitch. But I really want to bevause he deserves it.

    Whatever!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What about her ?

    1are you gonna go the attracted to teenagers route ?
  7. Wow just because she's Asian you think it's okay to say she looks young
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She has the same hairline as me.
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  9. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by 6011UM Prove god and then we'll talk

    Generally god is defined as a self sufficient, all knowing, all powerful entity with purposeful will.

    To break down these terms, all knowing would mean that there is no information outside of their access, all powerful would mean that there is no conceivable choice outside of their access. Purposeful means that on some level it enacts its will with comprehending justification of its own selection criteria. "Will" refers to those selection criteria.

    To put it into cleaner terms, let God be the self sufficient purposeful cause of the Universe that is the antecedent for all subsequent events.

    I submit to you that there are no truly contingent facts in the universe: everything has a necessary antecedent cause. If that cause were different, this effect would be different.

    The universe is driven by necessity because any state it could possibly be in is only possible because it is constrained from any other possibility by the moment before it.

    Now "god", I put forward, is the reason why of all the conceivable worlds that we could live in, we live in this one. Why you are sitting in your native Guadalajara Mexico right now rather than in your adoptive American home of Gallup New Mexico. There are no coincidences. It is all written from genesis.

    What else could we mean by God, truly? He is the architect and grand geometer.
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  10. Originally posted by Rrr I used to think that twisting my neck made me nervous system stretch and grow. Also I would stand in front of a mirror and force all the oxygen from my head until i started fainting while standing up, and i thought the hallucinations were neurogenesis. Whenever Im in a relationship i devise some system of proof that theyre evil incarnate and use it as justification for tormenting them. Ive spent a bunch of years just preoccupied with delusions and its freaky

    I thought it made me a bad person



    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, judging by the pictures he posted I think he had a pretty good reason for dental surgery. though doing it himself maybe wasn't the best idea.

    He was very reluctant to get his mom to bring him to the courthouse to get a government ID so he could apply for niggercare because his mom didn't have dental coverage

    so he did it himself
  11. okay boomer

    Originally posted by DietPiano I thought it made me a bad person





    He was very reluctant to get his mom to bring him to the courthouse to get a government ID so he could apply for niggercare because his mom didn't have dental coverage

    so he did it himself
  12. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Rrr Recently i would try to push my finger out while keeping all my other fingers clenched to grow my hand muscles and whenever i heard the knuckle pop i took it as proof of nerve decompression. It became a compulsion and then i had to prevent myself from doing it in public because i was doing it so much. Im fucking weird i dont understand where this shit comes from.

    The only other person like this that i know is roshambo because he would always be convinced his head was shrinking and would perform dental surgery on himself for no reason

    Thats why he did it? Good. Lord
  13. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Best advice I ever got from Bill Krozby was to rape a deaf/dumb chick then break all her fingers after so she couldn't tell anyone.


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  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
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  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice

    I ate them while she was alive
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol eating blood pressure pills.
  17. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    That's why she is no longer alive.
  18. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol eating blood pressure pills.

    I take propanalol sometimes when I'm feeling really anxious and jittery, hydro left a bunch here when she visited.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I take propanalol sometimes when I'm feeling really anxious and jittery, hydro left a bunch here when she visited.

    I assume that's a blood thinner? Does it help?
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