Waiting on an inheritance

1. 2019-11-18 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   The two happiest days in a man's life are when he buys a boat, and when he sells the boat. Boats are holes in the ocean you pour money into.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
2. 2019-11-18 at 3:03 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would buy a boat

   
   You would drown
3. 2019-11-18 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #23
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The two happiest days in a man's life are when he buys a boat, and when he sells the boat. Boats are holes in the ocean you pour money into.

   
   wow never herd that befor3
4. 2019-11-18 at 4:13 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by 6011UM wow never herd that befor3

   
   I bet you've heard "Shut up and swallow" before too.
5. 2019-11-18 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #25
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I bet you've heard "Shut up and swallow" before too.

   
   Nope never heard that one either. You obviously have.
6. 2019-11-18 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by 6011UM Nope never heard that one either. You obviously have.

   
   Sure have. From my lips. Rvery time I shove my dick in some bitches mouth.
7. 2019-11-18 at 5:11 PM UTC

   #27
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The two happiest days in a man's life are when he buys a boat, and when he sells the boat. Boats are holes in the ocean you pour money into.

   
   not if hes smart and chemically competent enough to make meff on his boat cum offshore lab.
8. 2019-11-18 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #28
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure have. From my lips. Rvery time I shove my dick in some bitches mouth.

   
   And then she shoves her dick in your mouth
9. 2019-11-18 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by 6011UM wow never herd that befor3

   
   From now on I'm only going to post overheard boomer truisms
10. 2019-11-18 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #30
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country From now on I'm only going to post overheard boomer truisms

    
    And speedy will thank all of them
11. 2019-11-18 at 9:08 PM UTC

    #31
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The two happiest days in a man's life are when he buys a boat, and when he sells the boat. Boats are holes in the ocean you pour money into.

    Bust
    Out
    Another
    Thousand
12. 2019-11-18 at 9:27 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country The two happiest days in a man's life are when he buys a boat, and when he sells the boat. Boats are holes in the ocean you pour money into.

    
    That's why you get broats instead, ya dingus.
    
    
13. 2019-11-19 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 6011UM And then she shoves her dick in your mouth

    
    You're the one who is a self admitted cuck
    So stop projecting.
14. 2019-11-19 at 2:26 AM UTC

    #34
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're the one who is a self admitted cuck
    So stop projecting.

    
    Source?
    
    I've always been the bull. I mean, how many of you have fucked a dude's wife in front of him until he runs off crying? Not many I bet.
15. 2019-11-19 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #35
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by CASPER Either northwest like Washington/Oregon or Montana and thereabouts.

    
    10 acres will cost you $100,000.00 on the west coast,, no septic, no water, no house
16. 2019-11-19 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by CASPER Either northwest like Washington/Oregon or Montana and thereabouts.

    
    Bad people are in power in both of those states.
17. 2019-11-19 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #37
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bad people are in power in both of those states.

    
    We have a bad person in control of the country. You should leave it.
18. 2019-11-19 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 6011UM We have a bad person in control of the country. You should leave it.

    
    I almost did. Then 2016 saves me the trouble.
19. 2019-11-19 at 4:30 PM UTC

    #39
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I almost did. Then 2016 saves me the trouble.

    
    *saved
    
    Jesus fuck your English is abysmal.
20. 2019-11-19 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by 6011UM *saved
    
    Jesus fuck your English is abysmal.

    
    your a spic, why are you glorifying english ?
    
    which is not yours ?
    
    stockholm much ?