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Waiting on an inheritance

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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    About 3 weeks ago a very wealthy relative passed away. I had no idea I was in the will/trust. It turns out that I'm down for $200,000 now and a few million when their spouse passes. It's time to start looking for a 20 or 30 acre spread.

    Where would you go, in the continental US, if it happened to you and why?
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    Erekshun African Astronaut
    200K is a good chunk but in the big picture it's not. Hold on to it, invest it and wait for the real money to come in if you are young enough.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hello, friend.
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    Go organic.

    Buy some place in the middle of nowhere that is adjacent to a forest with a stream.

    Have some gardens growing vegetables. Have some fruit trees for each season.

    Have a house with solar power and a rainwater tank.

    Get some goats. They eat weeds, not grass. Have two to three offspring at once, so you get good amounts of meat and land management from a small herd of goats compared to anything else. In drought they will eat the leaves off trees.

    Chickens breed like rabbits and give you eggs.

    Rabbits taste good.

    Hunt some deer. Use a bow. Catch some fish. Use a net.

    Total cost ~$80k.
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Erekshun 200K is a good chunk but in the big picture it's not. Hold on to it, invest it and wait for the real money to come in if you are young enough.

    Yeah 200k I could make in less than 3 years when I was chasing that rainbow. It's not that much but it can be turned into more


    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hello, friend.
    Friend? You don't ever call you don't ever write and you have never sent a Christmas card. Hmmpfff
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Friend? You don't ever call you don't ever write and you have never sent a Christmas card. Hmmpfff

    But you were never able to write me a fat check before.
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But you were never able to write me a fat check before.

    I don't use checks.
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    smokmeff Yung Blood
    Use that funds to get real developers to maintain NiS.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I don't use checks.

    I also take VISA, Mastercard and American Express.
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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Either northwest like Washington/Oregon or Montana and thereabouts.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    buy detroit
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra buy detroit

    OK sounds good. But what do I do with the other
    150k?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker About 3 weeks ago a very wealthy relative passed away. I had no idea I was in the will/trust. It turns out that I'm down for $200,000 now and a few million when their spouse passes. It's time to start looking for a 20 or 30 acre spread.

    Where would you go, in the continental US, if it happened to you and why?

    Can I interest you in some nudes?
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    Fonaplats Dallas [daylong jump-start that nome]
    paypal.me/Fonaplats
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Can I interest you in some nudes?

    Not of anyone who would get naked for you.
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    G Tuskegee Airman
    Real estate in coastal NC is dirt cheap & a gold mine if you over insure w/ all the massive flooding & hurricane potential.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OK sounds good. But what do I do with the other
    150k?

    build a castle and secede
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    Speedy Parker Space Nigga [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra build a castle and secede

    Maybe I could convince Canada to buy it for 100k and flip for a quick 50k.
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    sea, stead.
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    I would buy a boat
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