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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You're too broke to be a miser, you're just a bitch

    jealous?
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Can you hook it up with money for a trump themed bbq joint?

    For less than 10 grand i can get set up at all the localfarmers markets, pay for license for the health department, employ 2 mexicans and buy an oil drum smoker.

    The mexicans will have to work on one side of a fence and will not be allowed to leave until ive established their work has been done satisfactorily
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CASPER Can you hook it up with money for a trump themed bbq joint?

    For less than 10 grand i can get set up at all the localfarmers markets, pay for license for the health department, employ 2 mexicans and buy an oil drum smoker.

    The mexicans will have to work on one side of a fence and will not be allowed to leave until ive established their work has been done satisfactorily

    Sorry, I'm retired and that would be like work.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The mexicans do all the work you would just be 35% owner

    I mean i can do it with 2000 but its going to mean no mexicans and a home depot trashcan smoker
  5. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So another $50,000 in CD's was found by the CPA. Those will be dispersed in about two weeks, I have the form I need to send to the beneficiary department of the bank. Monday I get it notarized, mail it it to the bank, and in 10 to 14 business days I'll have that check. The other $250,000 Should be dispersed by no later than the middle of May.

    cool.

    So I have this Documentary Idea and we can talk about front end vs back end deals and how you will distribute it.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World cool.

    So I have this Documentary Idea and we can talk about front end vs back end deals and how you will distribute it.

    I would sooner give 20 bucks to the delusional retard that fucks a guy and calls him a girlfriend
  7. No, fuck a 20 you poor bitch. Open the BBQ joint and hook me up with a voucher.

    If you had real money you would be down to use it to improve your life. Projects with niggas sounds chill as fuck. If I had a windfall I would jump on this idea.

    Who cares if it's a financial disaster and you lose your shirt. Risk is the spice of life. If you weren't old and clinging onto what little wealth you have left you would be down to risk it all

    That's why you're a bitch. I'm young and I've spent every penny I made on hair brained ideas, almost all of them failing and costing me. But even after all that failure I want to try again and again.

    I hope I always feel this way. If I ever end up like you some old codger too scared and broke to try new things I would fucking kill myself that sounds like the most horrible normie boring trapped hell existence ever.

    Imagine working your entire life and only wanting to drive boats and be a faggot with your money. Sounds lame

    You should kill yourself and leave that wealth to someone who isnt a normie loser
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  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No, fuck a 20 you poor bitch. Open the BBQ joint and hook me up with a voucher.

    If you had real money you would be down to use it to improve your life. Projects with niggas sounds chill as fuck. If I had a windfall I would jump on this idea.

    Who cares if it's a financial disaster and you lose your shirt. Risk is the spice of life. If you weren't old and clinging onto what little wealth you have left you would be down to risk it all

    That's why you're a bitch. I'm young and I've spent every penny I made on hair brained ideas, almost all of them failing and costing me. But even after all that failure I want to try again and again.

    I hope I always feel this way. If I ever end up like you some old codger too scared and broke to try new things I would fucking kill myself that sounds like the most horrible normie boring trapped hell existence ever.

    Imagine working your entire life and only wanting to drive boats and be a faggot with your money. Sounds lame

    You should kill yourself and leave that wealth to someone who isnt a normie loser

    Jealous?
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Still waiting for my payoff.
  10. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I have the ultimate investment for you ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Still waiting for my payoff.

    Meet me under the apple tree at midnight and come alone.

    Originally posted by A College Professor I have the ultimate investment for you ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I'm spending it all on triangles.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Meet me under the apple tree at midnight and come alone.

    Tell no one.
  13. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Jealous?

    Not AT ALL.

    You're too scared to open a BBQ joint lmrao
  14. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    ontario...

    too many places to name but couple hrs northeast/west/just north of toronto is a good start. georgian bay especially the islands, muskoka, the kawarthas..

    just don't go too far up north...like timmins...fucking hate that place..

    if you go in god's country north like dryden and shit...you can easily solid fix'r uppers for under 100k...than you got 100kor so to put into your dream home...if you are the handy fucker type. if you want move in ready shit...harder to find but there are quite few out there if you search hard enough
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  15. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Buy a pizza hut
  16. Originally posted by Dregs ontario…

    too many places to name but couple hrs northeast/west/just north of toronto is a good start. georgian bay especially the islands, muskoka, the kawarthas..

    just don't go too far up north…like timmins…fucking hate that place..

    if you go in god's country north like dryden and shit…you can easily solid fix'r uppers for under 100k…than you got 100kor so to put into your dream home…if you are the handy fucker type. if you want move in ready shit…harder to find but there are quite few out there if you search hard enough

    Yes. I live in this area.

    Move here and open a BBQ joint. I will manage it for you for free.

    And by for free I mean im sleeping in the basement and eating whatever I want. Lets do it up
  17. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I would sooner give 20 bucks to the delusional retard that fucks a guy and calls him a girlfriend

    I don't know if that is code, but that's not happening, Pal.

    Take your gayward ass elsewhere.
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  18. And open a BBQ joint you pussy
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not AT ALL.

    You're too scared to open a BBQ joint lmrao

    Yup, you got me. I fear BBQ.
  20. Clearly. Imagine!
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