The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-16 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #3261
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by hydromorphone If you knew the truth of it…
   
   Whatever. It doesnt matter. You all are insignificant piss ants who go on shitting up everything they touch, spreading negativity…

   
   Rude
   
   Wheel, mz hydro it is a cold world and I for one don't hope you die but I do wish you to wake up one day and magically become a less shitty person, like I too attempt most days but have been less diligent lately. You don't appear to have a good, altruistic life but I've really not trying to judge you, I just hope you're happy being a necessary product of benevolent capitalism (homeless junkies who rely on social payments and schemes to get by) who enjoys your place as a cog. I hope if you don't change your life, it doesn't continue very long and you don't leave a huge ecological footprint before you expire.
2. 2019-11-16 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #3262
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, I walk through the worst neighborhoods in the entire city, sleep in literally the worst too for gun crime and murder.
   
   Ive known people selling dope one day a dead the next.
   
   Personally, I dont feel a target. I give respect and get it in return. Ive had an asshole here or there act shitty and have folks up there set him straight and then escort me to the metro or wait with me for the bus just so they know Im okay.
   
   For being white in a mostly black area, Im treated pretty good.
   
   Meh, sure I guess anything could happen but I dont feel Id be lucky enough to take fatal gun shot.

   
   I ball for
   
   Gunshots
   
   Also, can you tell me if you get nausea from dope still and if there's anything you can do about it? It's weird, I never really got nausea from tar, but this powder crap made me puke until faeces came up. Albeit, I haven't crapped for a few days for unrelated reasons. DPH helped the itch somewhat but not so much for the nausea.
   
   Also, can you smoke #4/brownish tan? I tried and it sort of got me high but the smoke was gross and it almost made me sick in a small amount.. I'm only used to smoking tar, which is really fun btw cause it runs so good that you can write your name and draw pictures of stuff.
   
   I'm pretty sure this dope has at least some amount of fent in it at the price piint I bought it. The krek was pretty shit from the same guy, and I wonder if it has fent too. Both were cheap, I'm never buying krek that cheap (or better yet, ever) or of that consistency ever again. Good krek is just one big rock and it looks buttery.
   
   Powder dope has gotten really spendy since I last was into dope which is why I never bought it. Tar on the other hand has dropped in half down to freaking 40 dollar grams, that's insane. I think tar really is better, I'm not getting much euphoria. Just a really itchy, nauseous kind of high which sends me red flags it's fenty. That's the good thing about tar, it usually doesn't have fent cos it would be a pain in the ass to try to get it evenly dispersed in that sticky gooey bulky crap.
   
   And no, I'm not going back to dope. I didn't even enjoy most of the dilaudid I did last time, I think I broke my opiate receptors, which is probably a good thing.
3. 2019-11-16 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #3263
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   On a positive note, my last botox injections finally seems to be doing some lifting, the injections are cumulative in nature so the more you get you the better it works. The only problem is it eventually wears off and then you have to knuckle it until till your next round, but I've feeling a lot better.
4. 2019-11-16 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #3264
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER 80 a half? Yeah if I had 4 dollar a gram weed (wholesale) I'd prolly give away joints too.
   
   Looks okay but not spectacular

   
   It's a full ounce supposedly, haven't weighed it yet.
   
   It tastes really amazing though like some of the best tasting weed I have had in a while.
   
   
5. 2019-11-16 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #3265
   

   6011UM Tuskegee Airman
   That looks decent for the price. I always preferred weaker but cheaper weed.
6. 2019-11-16 at 1:26 AM UTC

   #3266
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   ok this is legitimately funny
   
   https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1195500061721026560
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER, 
   • 6011UM
7. 2019-11-16 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #3267
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • mmQ, 
   • Sudo
8. 2019-11-16 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #3268
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It's a full ounce supposedly, haven't weighed it yet.
   
   It tastes really amazing though like some of the best tasting weed I have had in a while.
   
   

   
   What do you think you're going to get 42k a year doing?
9. 2019-11-16 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #3269
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Notice the bolded 420. Maybe it's an app for the dispensary.
10. 2019-11-16 at 2 AM UTC

    #3270
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    lol @ $42/yr
11. 2019-11-16 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #3271
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER lol @ $42/yr

    
    I know why you say that but Canadians and some other faggots swap decimals and commas in math for some reason.
    
    So we would write 40,000 and they would write 40.000
    
    
    We would write 42.01 and they would write 42,01
12. 2019-11-16 at 2:41 AM UTC

    #3272
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by ORACLE I know why you say that but Canadians and some other faggots swap decimals and commas in math for some reason.
    
    So we would write 40,000 and they would write 40.000
    
    
    We would write 42.01 and they would write 42,01

    
    no, canadians don't do that which makes it all the more perplexing
13. 2019-11-16 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #3273
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    There's also some weird shit like 42.00.000,00 but I forget who uses it.
14. 2019-11-16 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #3274
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo no, canadians don't do that which makes it all the more perplexing

    
    Yeah I just looked it up, apparently it is just Euros aside from Brits. Can any Europans (non Brexited) confirm whether their country uses commas?
15. 2019-11-16 at 2:47 AM UTC

    #3275
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    i want you
16. 2019-11-16 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #3276
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuck you nigger
    
    i bet your dog's the real father and you pay child support anyway
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • ORACLE
17. 2019-11-16 at 2:57 AM UTC

    #3277
    

    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
18. 2019-11-16 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #3278
    

    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    This guy was like the most halfassed racist of all time, I love him.
    
    I also love the stupid cunt being demeaning to a whole profession. I feel like that level of disrespect for their contractors deserves a ban itself.
19. 2019-11-16 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #3279
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I found a shattered phone outside. Thank you. I charged it and it was all bad, so I threw it away, PROPERLY in my garbage unlike the street curb where I found it. So sad.
20. 2019-11-16 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #3280
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I've been getting in a routine of drinking a bunch of jäger and passing out
    
    I can't remember nights anymore