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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rrr Weed is gay. Youre gay. Lmao #rkt

    GOT EM
  2. Nothing is worse than clothes shopping with a woman
  3. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DietPiano How many times have you dronk this month

    Once a week I visit my friend and we split a bottle. I don't bring it home and I don't buy any other alcohol.

    So, 2 times.
  4. Originally posted by DietPiano LIFE

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  5. Sorry almost a week late faggots, but had video troubles.

    So last Saturday I went to what they're calling the biggest game in program history, we caught a touchdown saving interception the very last play, backs against the wall to beat #5 Pennis State and now we leapfrogged to #7 9-0 for the first time in 100+ yrs and we stormed the field. Dinkytown (which is a retarded name for a town) was fuckin' lit that night it was awesome. I was ragin' like nuts as it was anyway which it made all the more gooder.

    That was one of the funnest games I've been to, only thing to make it better would've been if it were a night game. That's not the first time I stormed a CFB field either, ISU did that when we beat TCU I think it was when they were ranked like 4th or 5th I think.

    We play Iowa at Kinnick tomorrow which is gonna be a really good game (Iowa is my second most hated team after Nebraska) and I have friends down there, I would've went if I didn't have to work.









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  6. Originally posted by Solstice

    Also I krekballed lol
  7. Krekballed?
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Hey that's where hydro is at I hope she gets murdered

    Yeah, I walk through the worst neighborhoods in the entire city, sleep in literally the worst too for gun crime and murder.

    Ive known people selling dope one day a dead the next.

    Personally, I dont feel a target. I give respect and get it in return. Ive had an asshole here or there act shitty and have folks up there set him straight and then escort me to the metro or wait with me for the bus just so they know Im okay.

    For being white in a mostly black area, Im treated pretty good.

    Meh, sure I guess anything could happen but I dont feel Id be lucky enough to take fatal gun shot.
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  9. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    I don't feel like I'd be lucky enough for you to take a fatal gun shot either
  10. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Everyone knows violent criminals behave predictably, rationally and only attack people with good justification.
  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I was getting ham and root beer and there was a random pop up weed store and it's literally 1 block away from a major police station

    There was a mountain of weed on the counter and private security out front. They were giving out joints to all the homeless people

  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was getting ham and root beer and there was a random pop up weed store and it's literally 1 block away from a major police station

    There was a mountain of weed on the counter and private security out front. They were giving out joints to all the homeless people


    80 a half? Yeah if I had 4 dollar a gram weed (wholesale) I'd prolly give away joints too.

    Looks okay but not spectacular
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was getting ham and root beer and there was a random pop up weed store and it's literally 1 block away from a major police station

    There was a mountain of weed on the counter and private security out front. They were giving out joints to all the homeless people


    So how far deep into debt did you have to go for that bag?
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, I walk through the worst neighborhoods in the entire city, sleep in literally the worst too for gun crime and murder.

    Ive known people selling dope one day a dead the next.

    Personally, I dont feel a target. I give respect and get it in return. Ive had an asshole here or there act shitty and have folks up there set him straight and then escort me to the metro or wait with me for the bus just so they know Im okay.

    For being white in a mostly black area, Im treated pretty good.

    Meh, sure I guess anything could happen but I dont feel Id be lucky enough to take fatal gun shot.

    It seems you affect a sense of pride in being scum. By all means, do you boo but your existence is self centered and meaningless so please try to involve as few people as possible, thank you.
  15. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo It seems you affect a sense of pride in being scum. By all means, do you boo but your existence is self centered and meaningless so please try to involve as few people as possible, thank you.

    How exactly is Hydro "scum" any more than we are?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER 80 a half? Yeah if I had 4 dollar a gram weed (wholesale) I'd prolly give away joints too.

    Looks okay but not spectacular

    It's such a stupid market now I almost wish it was still illegal
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How exactly is Hydro "scum" any more than we are?

    abandons children and bums money off the street. That's just what we know too. Plantessi has a special place in planthell for her
  18. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Sudo abandons children and bums money off the street. That's just what we know too. Plantessi has a special place in planthell for her

    If you knew the truth of it...

    Whatever. It doesnt matter. You all are insignificant piss ants who go on shitting up everything they touch, spreading negativity...
  19. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Does Baltimore have any fast moving trains you can jump in front of?
  20. Originally posted by hydromorphone If you knew the truth of it…

    Whatever. It doesnt matter. You all are insignificant piss ants who go on shitting up everything they touch, spreading negativity…

    I thought you had it good there and got free lobster dinners and shit. What happened?

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