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2019-11-15 at 11:56 PM UTCMeh. I get enough hits on tinder. Once I lose a bit more weight and get my grill fixed I'll be golden. Two girls text me at least every other day about what porn they're watching and wanting to get choked and creampied
It's just nice when you dont have to do the whole dating song and dance with someone. But some people are just shit- whether vaginoids or not -
2019-11-16 at 12:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Meh. I get enough hits on tinder. Once I lose a bit more weight and get my grill fixed I'll be golden. Two girls text me at least every other day about what porn they're watching and wanting to get choked and cramped.
It's just nice when you dont have to do the whole dating song and dance with someone. But some people are just shit- whether vaginoids or not
i get a lot of hits on tinder, i forgot where you're from but that might be the problem. I actually got banned there the other day for talking shit but its whatever. I just called toni and she said she's finishing up work and heading this way. I probably need to clean up my place a lil bit because I would look crazy. I'm going to be on my best behavior tonight, I actually want to have a girlfriend again.
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2019-11-16 at 12:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i get a lot of hits on tinder, i forgot where you're from but that might be the problem. I actually got banned there the other day for talking shit but its whatever. I just called toni and she said she's finishing up work and heading this way. I probably need to clean up my place a lil bit because I would look crazy. I'm going to be on my best behavior tonight, I actually want to have a girlfriend again.
I genuinely would love to hang out with you to pick up your dating tips. -
2019-11-16 at 12:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I genuinely would love to hang out with you to pick up your dating tips.
yeah you're pretty cool, my dating tips are dumb as hell. just be yourself bromo. I'm kinda drunk right now so its going to take an hour for her to get here so I'm going to clean up a lil bit. in my experience a lot of women are very nervous some are really upfront.. some are trannies that are fearless
but what sucks is some women just wont like you for whatever reason but thats fine you're only in it for the ones that want to be with you and potentially change you.
theres been a plight between men and women for centuries where if you have an understanding you make a contract at least for a little while.
I'm going to be myself but I'm going to be the low key Bill Krozby, like whats the worst that could happen?! whats always worked for me is being real, if you're excited to see her then she will be too, we're electric beings. why do you think mal kept coming back over and over again its because she got a charge
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2019-11-16 at 1:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i get a lot of hits on tinder, i forgot where you're from but that might be the problem. I actually got banned there the other day for talking shit but its whatever. I just called toni and she said she's finishing up work and heading this way. I probably need to clean up my place a lil bit because I would look crazy. I'm going to be on my best behavior tonight, I actually want to have a girlfriend again.
Los Angeles. Lol. I wonder what you have to do to get kicked off Tinder? -
2019-11-16 at 1:29 AM UTCI feel like a cuck, I bought my bitch some groceries the other day and gave her some clonazapam and money like a bitch because I knew I wasn't going to see her for a few days. I really am too good to her stupid ass. she's pretty good at immature kinda manipulation, mostly because she's unassumingly pretty and reflects modesty a lot of the time but fuck this stupid bitch been into me a bit this month. Fuck my life but also fuck yours Bill Krozby
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2019-11-16 at 1:31 AM UTC
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2019-11-16 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I feel like a cuck, I bought my bitch some groceries the other day and gave her some clonazapam and money like a bitch because I knew I wasn't going to see her for a few days. I really am too good to her stupid ass. she's pretty good at immature kinda manipulation, mostly because she's unassumingly pretty and reflects modesty a lot of the time but fuck this stupid bitch been into me a bit this month. Fuck my life but also fuck yours Bill Krozby
didnt read all of your post but the last sentence. RUDE! -
2019-11-16 at 1:47 AM UTClol she's 2 minutes way she just said instead of cleaning my room i just listened to music, i kidna fell like charlie but i got this shit on lock
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2019-11-16 at 1:52 AM UTCKeep us posted. As a matter of fact, make sure to post DURING the date so you maintain the proper level of disinterest and let her know how low she is on your list of priorities.
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2019-11-16 at 2:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I feel like a cuck, I bought my bitch some groceries the other day and gave her some clonazapam and money like a bitch because I knew I wasn't going to see her for a few days. I really am too good to her stupid ass. she's pretty good at immature kinda manipulation, mostly because she's unassumingly pretty and reflects modesty a lot of the time but fuck this stupid bitch been into me a bit this month. Fuck my life but also fuck yours Bill Krozby
are you a full time drug dealer ?
just curious bromo -
2019-11-16 at 2:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Keep us posted. As a matter of fact, make sure to post DURING the date so you maintain the proper level of disinterest and let her know how low she is on your list of priorities.
Actually dont even bathe or iron your shirt.
We made out and listened to music after going to quacks but she just made up an excuse to leave she said her friend just found out she's pregnant so had to go lol whatever.. you can't always win in this life -
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2019-11-16 at 3:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano are you a full time drug dealer ?
just curious bromo
no
Originally posted by Bill Krozby We made out and listened to music after going to quacks but she just made up an excuse to leave she said her friend just found out she's pregnant so had to go lol whatever.. you can't always win in this life
I think she was triggered into convincing her friend to get an abortion
Originally posted by 6011UM No, I'm just saying it's pretty fucking garbage to say you're 'too good' for your girlfriend when you've cheated on her and lied about it
Yeah, I did. She's probably cheated on me too, who knows, I'm pretty honest with that stuff tho, really more honest than I should be -
2019-11-16 at 3:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by 6011UM No, I'm just saying it's pretty fucking garbage to say you're 'too good' for your girlfriend when you've cheated on her and lied about it
also I think you're so dumb you don't realize you cheat in order to stay in a relationship or else you're even more unhappy. Covering up is what you do to try to move forward in your relationship without devoting too much time to someone else. You seem pretty frothy at this for some reason, is it because hydros husband cheated on you with hydro? Cheating is just part of being in a relationship lil bromo, my parents cheated on each other, your mother cheated on your father with the whole night crew at your local taco bell, shit just happens you anti adultering faggot -
2019-11-16 at 3:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo no
I think she was triggered into convincing her friend to get an abortion
Yeah, I did. She's probably cheated on me too, who knows, I'm pretty honest with that stuff tho, really more honest than I should be
idk man you never know, she saw a huge knife on my floor and I told her my cat put it there and she was kinda freaked out, I didn't do anything bad to her, she was just really nervous. But she lives an hour away so it probably wasn't meant to be anyways.
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2019-11-16 at 3:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo also I think you're so dumb you don't realize you cheat in order to stay in a relationship or else you're even more unhappy. Covering up is what you do to try to move forward in your relationship without devoting too much time to someone else. You seem pretty frothy at this for some reason, is it because hydros husband cheated on you with hydro? Cheating is just part of being in a relationship lil bromo, my parents cheated on each other, your mother cheated on your father with the whole night crew at your local taco bell, shit just happens you anti adultering faggot
Lol no I've never been cheated on in my life. Or cheated on anybody. That is NOT a normal part of life, that is some fucked up thinking. There's being in an open relationship and then there is deceiving your partner by sleeping with somebody behind their back. Don't try and spin your abhorrent shittiness with some false nobility about saving your relationship. It is a fucked up thing to do, and you are a shit person for doing it. -
2019-11-16 at 3:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby idk man you never know, she saw a huge knife on my floor and I told her my cat put it there and she was kinda freaked out, I didn't do anything bad to her, she was just really nervous. But she lives an hour away so it probably wasn't meant to be anyways.
i should of just did a rape
rofl.
Those are the type of girls my subtle cuckery works really well for. A lot of them are straight freaks but they jjst have to make sure youre not a psycho first. You have to be very careful of the vibez u transmittin. Sounds like i could give you some lessons lil bromo.
$10 says she texts you in a week or two to talk, but will be flighty about actually meeting up. In other words, she wants attention and to be taken care of, keep you on the hook- but shes not tryna let you smash for at least 6 months.
Tell her youre a holy man and that your sacrament is only achieved through lube free buttfucking. You were hoping to join with her soul to soul to make an offering of pleasure to Mother Gaia, but that you understand coming face to face with divinity can be intimidating.
Then send her a picture of your earnest, flaccid dong.
then just "Obeisances,...... Douglass"
