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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sploo just googled politics for the first time and now theres another dimension
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The o0gvorbis Tube
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I genuinely can't think of anything noteworthy here in that timespan. Fona made a thread about habjg kidney stones bigger than the dog himself. That's all I keep thinking about.

    I had a coworker friend with chronic kidney stones who drank nothing but Mountain Dew and cheap beer. He acted like they were no big deal and just casually pissed them out.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thee oovorbis

    I think we all instinctively pronounce the like THUH prior to most words

    But we pronounce it like THEE before certain things.

    Say "that's the answer" out loud.

    How are you pronouncing "the" ?
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    it's funny that French canadians don't Ave an aych. It's like the based their parlance around not being able to pronounce the letter H but left it in in case the promised one shows up someday to do all their pronouncing for them
  6. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice I had a coworker friend with chronic kidney stones who drank nothing but Mountain Dew and cheap beer. He acted like they were no big deal and just casually pissed them out.

    Thats horrid. Kidney stones are something i think about daily. I don't consume much sugar because I don't want to give birth through my penis.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Really? So they say words that start with an H , without the H sound?

    That sounds more British .

    Fookin 'andle that m8.

    Oh me loife I'm fookin 'ungry, can I 'ave one of your chips 'enry?
  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 6011UM Kidney stones are something i think about daily.

    Wow seriously? Enough horrifying shit happens in anyway in life without obsessing over it. Don't you agree?
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Really? So they say words that start with an H , without the H sound?

    That sounds more British .

    Fookin 'andle that m8.

    Oh me loife I'm fookin 'ungry, can I 'ave one of your chips 'enry?

    H is pronounced "ash." I lied tho they do try, like ĂŻn the word "homme" which is used quite a bit but they never really put a hard H on it and just drop it instead.

    I say "innit" in my day to day life instead of "yknow?" or "nahmean" or "chicken chow mein"
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I had kidney stones before and it was only a few hours of pain.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sudo H is pronounced "ash." I lied tho they do try, like ĂŻn the word "homme" which is used quite a bit but they never really put a hard H on it and just drop it instead.

    I say "innit" in my day to day life instead of "yknow?" or "nahmean" or "chicken chow mein"

    That's sort of native American too. Innit. Theyll say ennet sometimes at the end of sentences, sort of as an explanatory ..like, "eeee dis guy, pass the fuckin joint ennet."
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo sploo just googled politics for the first time and now theres another dimension

    yeah but i read all of it at once
  13. Rrr African Astronaut
    nunu
  14. The hospital hooked it up with fourteen 21 mg nicotine patches, I forgot I'm wearing one and was wondering why my salt vape was making me dizzy.
  15. Rrr African Astronaut
    the climate change globalist church UN NATO patsies of the rothschild and rockefeller groups preserving reptillian bloodlines of both the good and bad aliens in constant inter-association infighting who are guided by annunaki forces for the destiny of conscious beings and in effect humankind
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    how to become a freemason?
  17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Rrr the climate change globalist church UN NATO patsies of the rothschild and rockefeller groups preserving reptillian bloodlines of both the good and bad aliens in constant inter-association infighting who are guided by annunaki forces for the destiny of conscious beings and in effect humankind

    dis nigga woke
  18. Rrr African Astronaut
  19. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Wow seriously? Enough horrifying shit happens in anyway in life without obsessing over it. Don't you agree?

    No. I'm very health conscious. Car accidents? Fine. Die crossing the street? Ok. But kidney stones? No fucking way. Dick pain is the worst kind of pain. Fuck kidney stones. Shouldn't exist.

    I drink once a week at most and don't smoke any weed. Vape only. Don't need extra risks in life.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I got surgery today so I'm right fuckered and weak and sick and dying and the next 2 weeks are going to be awesome until the novelty wears off then they'll be a hellish inconvenience

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