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  1. Rrr African Astronaut
    Deep diety structures determine my morality coordinates
  2. Rrr African Astronaut
    Mq said i need to stop having telepathic brainfights with the space reptillianals and brush my stones
  3. Rrr African Astronaut
    Now my job is closing my eye and autocorrecting planet destruction/proliferation decisions in binary
  4. Rrr African Astronaut
    Every time you blink a world explodes
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    omnipotent

    omnipresent

    omniscient
  6. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Rrr Mq said i need to stop having telepathic brainfights with the space reptillianals and brush my stones

    Yes sploo. Brush your stones
  7. Rrr African Astronaut
    Sudden mass head explosions
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by 6011UM Yes but of what quality?


    Reagent grade.


    Also, i learned the most random thing today. I was wasting time on Youtube and got to watching something about The Epic of Gilgamesh, and from there i went on to other ancient civilizations and came across a musician who was singing this love song that was preserved in hieroglyphics some 3000 years ago and i thought that's pretty neat. And they had subtitles so now i can say 'beautiful sister' in ancient Egyptian.

    Which truly, is the most useless thing i can say in a foreign and dead language. If you're interested, i don't write hieroglyph so here is the romanized version of the pronounciation: Seret neferhanapth.

    Also i couldn't help but notice that the word for beauty has 'nefer' in it as in 'Nefertiti'. Coincidence? I think not.
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  9. Rrr African Astronaut
    I need to chill off the bundy for a while probably forever. Sigma is so crazy
  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You need to take a break from life and come back in 3000 years to reenlighten humanity

    I'll keep you're seat warm
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  11. Rrr African Astronaut
    I do some really weird things with my face muscles when I'm all alone and really high
  12. Rrr African Astronaut
    Shamy sticks pins inside his tooth when he chills on spice
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Rrr I do some really weird things with my ass muscles when I'm all alone and really high
  14. Rrr African Astronaut
    https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Enemy_image
  15. 6011UM Tuskegee Airman
  16. Rrr African Astronaut
    You're a matrix warrior
  17. Rrr African Astronaut
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  18. Rrr African Astronaut
  19. Rrr African Astronaut
    Virtually every key U.S. national security and foreign policy adviser has been a CFR member for the past seventy years.
  20. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    In Afghanistan and Iraq, they used literal lawyers to OK strikes where they didn't know what the fuck they were shooting at. The US classified all "military age" (12-49) males to be "enemy combatants". So if you killed a 13 year old walking to plough a field or some shit, that fit criteria fine. Because it doesn't matter if it's some brownie around the world, terrorist, not a terrorist, it's all the same.
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