The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-11-06 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #2801
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My goal in life is to have as much fun as possible.
2. 2019-11-06 at 5:52 AM UTC

   #2802
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   my goal in life is to blow up and then act like i dont know nobody
3. 2019-11-06 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #2803
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   you're a blowfish Jesse. Say it. Yeah I'm a blowfish!!!
4. 2019-11-06 at 6:03 AM UTC

   #2804
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you can blow my fish any time sailor
5. 2019-11-06 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #2805
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I am captain abraham and I dont blow fishes I kill them like Moby Dick he is dead now thanks to me. Everyone wanted to see him but they cant because I killed him and cut him up and buried him in the Atlantic ocean like osama bin laden who is totally dead too yeah for sure
6. 2019-11-06 at 6:22 AM UTC

   #2806
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh good. The guy I met outside the empire a week ago is now texting me. Fucking meth. Meth meth meth. I do one good deed and now I'm supposed to be relevant. I bring this on myself.
7. 2019-11-06 at 6:43 AM UTC

   #2807
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol. Good night.
8. 2019-11-06 at 8:53 AM UTC

   #2808
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   This is what you are all like
   
   
9. 2019-11-06 at 10:16 AM UTC

   #2809
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Don't trust a ho never trust a ho
10. 2019-11-06 at 4:56 PM UTC

    #2810
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    My piss tests don't get sent to the lab (dilute checked) should I smoke some weed just 1 time? I can piss right before I leave or on the way so I don't have to wait there having to take a huge piss.
11. 2019-11-06 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #2811
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    forgot about this. Reminds me of you fags. best first second of any song ever
    
    Goes out to mmq, §m£ÂgØL,kr0z, fubi and panny
    
    
12. 2019-11-06 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #2812
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by CASPER forgot about this. Reminds me of you fags. best first second of any song ever
    
    Goes out to mmq, §m£ÂgØL,kr0z, fubi and panny
    
    

    
    metalocalypse/10
13. 2019-11-06 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #2813
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    give me a hickey with your butthole
    
    is fucking poetry
14. 2019-11-06 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #2814
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My farts are hot. James is back on Jeopardy today, tournament of champions. :)
15. 2019-11-06 at 11:28 PM UTC

    #2815
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    rain drop
    
    drop top
    
    cookin up gas like a hot fart
16. 2019-11-06 at 11:29 PM UTC

    #2816
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He won. Anyone that gives a shit already knows that. But he won. Thank you Jesus.
17. 2019-11-06 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #2817
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The weatherman just said "it's basically just gonna be chilly, no matter how you shake it." Is that a penis reference ?
18. 2019-11-07 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #2818
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I smoked a bunch of crack last night and now everything is a conspiracy again. My thoughts are tumbling paragraphs of nonsense every moment of the day
19. 2019-11-07 at 2:09 AM UTC

    #2819
    

    Rrr African Astronaut
    I thought the word "no" in "no"vember was telling me that im wrong about green dresses i want this to stop
20. 2019-11-07 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #2820
    

    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
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