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1. 2017-01-17 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #7421
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by the holy ghost Weren't you addicted to cough medicine?

   
   Me? No, I've only done bundy a couple of times when I was 16. You can't steal it here and if I'm going to a pharmacy I only buy better drugs like dihydro/codeine
2. 2017-01-17 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #7422
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I remember when you posted that. No opinion on the bong although I recall the video being really fucking annoying with slow pans and some shitty music like an overproduced porno or some shit
   
   directed at RisiR, cuck'd by the page break
3. 2017-01-17 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #7423
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I spent most of today cleaning my apartment and doing miscellaneous chores. Took longer than usual because I had to get a bloodstain out of a rug. As my back grew tired while mopping I considered hiring a hispanic maid and having her do it but the notion of ethnic cleansing on MLK day seemed to be in poor taste.

   
   Are you practicing your Stand-Up routine or what?
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4. 2017-01-17 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #7424
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I remember when you posted that. No opinion on the bong although I recall the video being really fucking annoying with slow pans and some shitty music like an overproduced porno or some shit
   
   directed at RisiR, cuck'd by the page break

   
   The title of the video says "GLASS PORN". Shit's on purpose nigga.
5. 2017-01-17 at 12:18 AM UTC

   #7425
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Me? No, I've only done bundy a couple of times when I was 16. You can't steal it here and if I'm going to a pharmacy I only buy better drugs like dihydro/codeine

   
   -_-
   
   I was making a britfag joke
   
   OTC codeine is for coughs isn't it?
   
   How the fuck is the weakest opiate better than a drug that's like dirty PCP
6. 2017-01-17 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #7426
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny is an open-micer in the SF comedy scene. I can actually picture that. You wearing a poncho on stage being dry as fuck. Bill Hicks like but like a reverse version.
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7. 2017-01-17 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #7427
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Codeine is so much better than bundy it's not even funny.
   
   reject, why did you never offer to send me some lean you rude faggot?
8. 2017-01-17 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #7428
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   My stage name is Lanny Bruce
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9. 2017-01-17 at 12:24 AM UTC

   #7429
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll trade.
10. 2017-01-17 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #7430
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny My stage name is Lanny Bruce

    
    Hard.
11. 2017-01-17 at 12:27 AM UTC

    #7431
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Malice I had seen this test before, but didn't bother taking it. The "empathy quotient" test: https://psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient/
    
    Your Empathy Quotient score was 14 out of a possible 80.
    Scores of 30 or less indicate a lack of empathy common in people with Autism or Asperger’s Syndrome.
    
    Higher scores indicate greater levels of empathy.
    
    -
    
    Seriously? I honestly did not believe I would score that low. I actually expected to be above the cutoff for autism due to being able to compensate for normal social deficiencies through raw analytical power and knowledge. Just answered as honestly/accurately as possible.

    
    

    Your Empathy Quotient score was 42 out of a possible 80.
    
    Scores above 30 are generally not indicitive of an Autism Spectrum disorder.

    
    Kewl, guess i'm not autistic.
12. 2017-01-17 at 12:30 AM UTC

    #7432
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You're psychopathic enough to know what they want you to answer, and to try to mask it by not getting an excessively high score to make it seem more plausible/realistic, but it still leaks through and leads to a score lower than you desired. Although, you could always have lied... But, no, you never seemed particularly autistic to me. Seems like a reasonable score.
13. 2017-01-17 at 12:32 AM UTC

    #7433
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Too girly to be autistic.
14. 2017-01-17 at 12:36 AM UTC

    #7434
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice You're psychopathic enough to know what they want you to answer, and to try to mask it by not getting an excessively high score to make it seem more plausible/realistic, but it still leaks through and leads to a score lower than you desired. Although, you could always have lied… But, no, you never seemed particularly autistic to me. Seems like a reasonable score.

    
    If you score high it's irrefutable evidence you have a mental illness and if you don't it's probably still evidence you have the same condition. Man, what a useful test!
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15. 2017-01-17 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #7435
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Codeine is so much better than bundy it's not even funny.

    
    From my experiments with codeine, subutex, and tramadol after bundy addiction, I found the drugs to be mildly euphoric, make me tired, itch myself, and sleep. Depending on how much bundy I do I feel like I'm on crack and then leave my body for hours.
16. 2017-01-17 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #7436
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by the holy ghost -_-
    
    I was making a britfag joke
    
    OTC codeine is for coughs isn't it?
    
    How the fuck is the weakest opiate better than a drug that's like dirty PCP

    
    Codeine is for pain. And because if I wanted a dissociative I'd just buy ketamine, like I did for many years. bundy is a pretty terrible drug and chugging horrible sugary cough syrup is no way to get high unless you're a kid. Weak opiate > dirty pcp any day of the week
17. 2017-01-17 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #7437
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR Codeine is so much better than bundy it's not even funny.
    
    reject, why did you never offer to send me some lean you rude faggot?

    
    You can buy codeine in German pharmacies? Or just go over the border to Holland or France?
18. 2017-01-17 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #7438
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by RisiR Too girly to be autistic.

    
    Yeah because emotions are for girls. What are you, a fifth grader?
19. 2017-01-17 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #7439
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject Codeine is for pain. And because if I wanted a dissociative I'd just buy ketamine, like I did for many years. bundy is a pretty terrible drug and chugging horrible sugary cough syrup is no way to get high unless you're a kid. Weak opiate > dirty pcp any day of the week

    
    I can buy 225mg in tiny coughgels for 1$. It's my favorite thing ever. I would like to do those opiates again but I think it's more due to their unavailability than anything. If bundy was made illegal and I had to choose between 600mg of codiene or 2 grams of bundy I think I'd choose the latter.
20. 2017-01-17 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #7440
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by reject You can buy codeine in German pharmacies? Or just go over the border to Holland or France?

    
    Uhh, no?