The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2017-01-15 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #7381
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Someone in the UK should go here: http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/05/london-now-has-a-grownup-ball-pit-bar-serving-bottomless-spaghetti-and-meatballs-6237549/
   
   TIL There is an adult ball pit in London called BallieBallerson. For £35, adults are able to enjoy unlimited prosecco and punch in the ball pit for one hour, followed by one hour of bottomless spaghetti and meatballs, followed by one final hour of more unlimited drinks in the upstairs bar.
   
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   Reject, get your mother to take you there/pay for you on a special occasion, that's a great deal. They're also open pretty late: 6pm-12am on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 6pm-2am Fridays and Saturdays.
   
   Definitely get fucked up beforehand. This would be a great birthday present.
   
   Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-15T18:23:09.280071+00:00
2. 2017-01-15 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #7382
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm quite capable of taking myself to London, I've done it before and it's only a short train journey.
   
   When they say unlimited Prosecco in an hour, do they actually mean unlimited?
   
   Cos I can drink way more than £35 worth of Prossy C
3. 2017-01-15 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #7383
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dammit Malice you got my hopes up for unlimited alcohol, I was quickly formulating a plan to go there for my birthday. it was only open until December 31st.
4. 2017-01-15 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #7384
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   wird
5. 2017-01-15 at 7:23 PM UTC

   #7385
   Brain surgeon Houston
   heroin and meth, breakfast of champions!!!!
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2017-01-15 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #7386
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   When advanced helper robots are created for the excessive elderly population in Japan I'm going to order one. Menial labor is beneath me, I would love to be waited on by a machine.
7. 2017-01-16 at 12:07 AM UTC

   #7387
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm trying to think of 2 different bands and I can't remember either and it's making me REALLY angry
8. 2017-01-16 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #7388
   Brain surgeon Houston

   Originally posted by reject I'm trying to think of 2 different bands and I can't remember either and it's making me REALLY angry

   
   millencoin and the velvet underground
9. 2017-01-16 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #7389
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No they started either with G or K or one of the letters between them
10. 2017-01-16 at 2:03 AM UTC

    #7390
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do tech
11. 2017-01-16 at 6:51 AM UTC

    #7391
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Another cool commonly recommended piece:
    
    
    
    
    Rather small though, but I do like the design. The location of the bowl is unconventional, but feels intuitive and simple. Supposed to be quite good for flowers. I think I'm going to go with the FC-186, ash catcher, quartz banger for concentrates, and a new bowl with a handle.
12. 2017-01-16 at 10:40 AM UTC

    #7392
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Well, that time of the day again where I have to drag my ass out of bed to get ready for the day
13. 2017-01-16 at 10:41 AM UTC

    #7393
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's a pretty funky looking bong. A bong isn't something I'd spend money on when you can make functioning smoke pieces out of 500ml/2 litre bottles, but it looks pretty cool
14. 2017-01-16 at 10:43 AM UTC

    #7394
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's only $30 total with a coupon. Way better than diy pieces like that.
    
    How about I buy one for you and bling bling? I recall bling smoking out of what looked like concentrated lung cancer. You two deserve a good piece.
    
    Post last edited by Malice at 2017-01-16T10:47:39.832293+00:00
15. 2017-01-16 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #7395
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    If you think he smokes out of concentrated lung cancer you should see my smoking piece. Just smelling it will knock 5 years off your life.
    
    You can buy me some heroin for the same price?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • bling bling, 
    • Brain surgeon
16. 2017-01-16 at 12:25 PM UTC

    #7396
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I don't understand not buying glass local.
17. 2017-01-16 at 1 PM UTC

    #7397
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man I think I'm getting early onset alzheimers, just went to an ATM and completely forgot what my pin code is. I've had this pin code since about last April and it's just completely gone
18. 2017-01-16 at 1:23 PM UTC

    #7398
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I hope you spend all this money shipping it from Niburu for a bong and it arrives broken lol.
19. 2017-01-16 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #7399
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't use milk or butter when I make Mac N cheese.
20. 2017-01-16 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #7400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't use milk or butter when I make Mac N cheese.

    
    You're a disgrace