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  2. This made me lol so fucking hard at 4am
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't log onto my own computer. Hrmph! I keep typing chootie22 and it's not working "(. I did all the variances . I just have to get theigh one more work day today and then I'm fine. Just gotta get through this
    One more day.
  4. I want some salt water taffy


  5. ;^)
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Do they have unwashed vagina
  7. Job: sayer seer of my Yozgj
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  9. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    For a few shekels more
  10. i came to a vid of a woman giving a bj and i cant help but think most straight porn is half gay because theres a dick in it and now im determined to only watch lesbian porn. i had one of those cumshots that felt like a part of my soul left me though
  11. i think i jizzed out a molten piece of my brain
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 i came to a vid of a woman giving a bj and i cant help but think most straight porn is half gay because theres a dick in it and now im determined to only watch lesbian porn. i had one of those cumshots that felt like a part of my soul left me though

    watching blowjobs is inherently gay but sex is basically procreation so if you watch only lesbian porn you're feminizing yourself by convincing yourself your inherent biological purpose is to use your fingers and tongue like an in3ffectual animal instead of your lance
  13. jerking off is fun you guys should try it sometime
  14. Originally posted by Sudo watching blowjobs is inherently gay but sex is basically procreation so if you watch only lesbian porn you're feminizing yourself by convincing yourself your inherent biological purpose is to use your fingers and tongue like an in3ffectual animal instead of your lance

    two people of opposite genders literally cannot have gay sex even if they tried to lol, it cant be gay
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    my gf is obviously trying to get pregnant and has been sticking her hooks in and it's a very dangerous game
  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 two people of opposite genders literally cannot have gay sex even if they tried to lol, it cant be gay

    I don't know if you'd count sex with a transexual as straight or gay.

    Like if he/she has a vagina but a hairy chest and shit, is that gay orr??
  17. those arent opposite genders

    it would be like a diamond
    - MF -
    M - F
    - FM -

    so M-to-F and F-to-M trannies are opposites of eachother and can have straight sex, and the same applies to M/F, but M/F is perpendicular to F-to-M and M-to-F so its not gay but the perpendicular combinations are queer i guess. the terminology gets more complicated if we start accounting for threesomes as well, but for a foursome with all four fake genders it all balances out to straight again but you'd need to do some factorization first
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  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 those arent opposite genders

    it would be like a diamond
    - MF -
    M - F
    - FM -

    so M-to-F and F-to-M trannies are opposites of eachother and can have straight sex, and the same applies to M/F, but M/F is perpendicular to F-to-M and M-to-F so its not gay but the perpendicular combinations are queer i guess. the terminology gets more complicated if we start accounting for threesomes as well, but for a foursome with all four fake genders it all balances out to straight again but you'd need to do some factorization first

    I regret asking.
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  19. Sometimes i stick my hand down my throat and make myself puke after i jerk off to get the sin out of me #justschizophreniathings
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  20. I think I have bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that.

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