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OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot

  1. 2019-10-19 at 12:32 AM UTC
    #41
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gadzooks She called me "sweetie" and I nearly died right then and there.

    Bro
  2. 2019-10-19 at 12:34 AM UTC
    #42
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    I literally memorized this symbol while staring at her impossibly cute ass.

    What
  3. 2019-10-19 at 12:35 AM UTC
    #43
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 What

    It's the secret slut covenant.

    They worship false idols and tease cocks.
  4. 2019-10-19 at 12:38 AM UTC
    #44
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Im kind of going through the same thing with a girl I was into in middle school who I cyclically flip out on every winter for the last 10 years for some reason. She made me feel things I never felt before and it never worked out :(
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  5. 2019-10-19 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #45
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 Im kind of going through the same thing with a girl I was into in middle school who I cyclically flip out on every winter for the last 10 years for some reason. She made me feel things I never felt before and it never worked out :(

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  6. 2019-10-19 at 2:41 AM UTC
    #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I call bullshit
  7. 2019-10-19 at 4:34 AM UTC
    #47
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    cringing so hard it's causing me physical pain

    I'm going to call in sick Monday, show work this post and cause a pandemic
  8. 2019-10-19 at 4:37 AM UTC
    #48
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I think you're the kind of person who needs constant social stimulation to function, and because you haven't really been getting enough you're turning into a fucking

    coomer
  9. 2019-10-19 at 4:39 AM UTC
    #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    my guess is that you've been trying to avoid your old degenerate 'friends' and trying to get your life in order but haven't really made any new ones, and you don't realize how much you needed that social interaction, either by nature or by being exposed to it for so long
  10. 2019-10-19 at 7:10 AM UTC
    #50
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by aldra I think you're the kind of person who needs constant social stimulation to function, and because you haven't really been getting enough you're turning into a fucking

    coomer

    What's a coomer?
  11. 2019-10-19 at 7:23 AM UTC
    #51
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby What's a coomer?

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  12. 2019-10-19 at 7:28 AM UTC
    #52
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Are women this shallow though?

    Like, I'm not even disagreeing here necessarily, just trying to figure out if this is what bitches are all really like?

    Do I need to take up mixed martial arts or some shit just get some pussy? Like damn…

    Some are. Plus why would she have interest in some drunk dude that goes in there to drink and stare at her when you clearly have nothing in common with her, you don't even know her.. lol

    Like I've said I've gone to bars with my friend who would do the same thing. Like yeah she attractive but I'm not oggling her and writing about her online. He would try to engage her in conversation and she would talk to him only because she had to while also talking to a bunch of other guys. It was really hard to watch.

    For me personally I either drink with bromos or have cute girls come up to me and talk to me and buy me drinks / sexually harass me. I prefer that personally.

    I just mind my own biz doing my own thing until I get erotically slapped and pay it back and start grabbing ass and titties.

    Simping out won't get you anywhere. I guess I don't really know what to tell you a lot of girls don't like me at all but I've had a lot of girls that I was attracted to just present themselves to me.
  13. 2019-10-19 at 8:10 AM UTC
    #53
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Where do I get one of these fake pussies.

    I will marry it and impregnate it.

    Just remember after you impregnate it to "flush the debris out".

    It has a special hole for that.
  14. 2019-10-19 at 10:25 AM UTC
    #54
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Greenspam Just remember after you impregnate it to "flush the debris out".

    It has a special hole for that.


    Welcome back totse2k
  15. 2019-10-19 at 10:30 AM UTC
    #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    AHHH AHHH

    IM COOOOMING!!!!
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  16. 2019-10-19 at 11:46 AM UTC
    #56
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://twitter.com/hkp2012/status/1185259476628201472?s=21
  17. 2019-10-19 at 5:01 PM UTC
    #57
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Quit drinking in bars, problem solved.
  18. 2019-10-19 at 7:30 PM UTC
    #58
    Greenspam African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Welcome back totse2k

    "..I'm not your friend, I'm just your allie"
    -Russia circa 1941
  19. 2019-10-19 at 7:55 PM UTC
    #59
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    The majority of canadians are cucked out beyond belief. gadzooks and scron aren't bad looking dudes, so the only explanation is a mental defect.
  20. 2019-10-19 at 8:01 PM UTC
    #60
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra

    Shows the duality of man merely by his existence fuck that made me laugh
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