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  1. #21
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks I straight up don't even give a fuck.

    Everyone gets their ass kicked once in a lifetime.

    Completely inconsequential.

    Not everyone loses 2v1s. In fact people usually win those. That's some pussy shit dude.

    And I agree it's inconsequential, but I don't think you believe that yourself: if it's inconsequential, why didn't you tell the truth in the first place and why did you try to downplay it?
  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi Not everyone loses 2v1s. In fact people usually win those. That's some pussy shit dude.

    And I agree it's inconsequential, but I don't think you believe that yourself: if it's inconsequential, why didn't you tell the truth in the first place and why did you try to downplay it?

    It was actually 10 vs 1.

    One guy vs me and 9 friends.

    Not even kidding and not even ashamed.

    The dude was a literal psychopath.

    I'll take cowering shame over death any day.
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks It was actually 10 vs 1.

    One guy vs me and 9 friends.

    Not even kidding and not even ashamed.

    The dude was a literal psychopath.

    I'll take cowering shame over death any day.

    That's why Shay won't see you.. smh..

    Like what if you're at the bar And someone bitch slaps her and he walks off. What are you going to do? Tell her that gont was a big mean jerkwad and offer to text her if she needs any emotional support?

    She'll probably go fuck that gont way before you and just use you as emotional tampon filled with his black semen
  4. #24
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks It was actually 10 vs 1.

    One guy vs me and 9 friends.

    Not even kidding and not even ashamed.

    The dude was a literal psychopath.

    I'll take cowering shame over death any day.

  5. #25
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's why Shay won't see you.. smh..

    Like what if you're at the bar And some bitch slaps her and he walks off. What are you going to do? Tell her that gont was a big mean jerkwad and offer to text her if she needs any emotional support?

    She'll probably go fuck that gont way before you and just use you as emotional tampon filled with his black semen

    Are women this shallow though?

    Like, I'm not even disagreeing here necessarily, just trying to figure out if this is what bitches are all really like?

    Do I need to take up mixed martial arts or some shit just get some pussy? Like damn...
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  6. #26
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby That's why Shay won't see you.. smh..

    Like what if you're at the bar And someone bitch slaps her and he walks off. What are you going to do? Tell her that gont was a big mean jerkwad and offer to text her if she needs any emotional support?

    She'll probably go fuck that gont way before you and just use you as emotional tampon filled with his black semen

    Gadzooks is the boyfriend in this:

  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi

    I mean, yeah, it was pretty much like that.

    He called my Peruvian friend a spic before headbutting him.

    He called my black friend a nigger before headbutting him.

    Then he slapped my white friend.

    It was fucked.

    To this day, though, I truly believe not engaging his bullshit was the right decision.

    Motherfucker was literally insane.
  8. #28
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks I mean, yeah, it was pretty much like that.

    He called my Peruvian friend a spic before headbutting him.

    He called my black friend a nigger before headbutting him.

    Then he slapped my white friend.

    It was fucked.

    To this day, though, I truly believe not engaging his bullshit was the right decision.

    Motherfucker was literally insane.

    You're just walking around with a regular rainbow aintcha.

    So... The only thing stopping him from fucking killing you was the crazy man's own judgment?

    Solid move.
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  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi You're just walking around with a regular rainbow aintcha.

    So… The only thing stopping him from fucking killing you was the crazy man's own judgment?

    Solid move.

    Pretty much, yeah.

    Hit up the hood some time and you'll see shit like that on the reg.
  10. #30
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I just told her she looks like Rose McGowan.

    I had to google pics of her for reference though because she's too young to know who she is.


    That's a pic of Michael Jackson tho
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  11. #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    You mean Rosie oDonald?
  12. #32
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat You mean Rosie oDonald?

    Nah. And O'Donell.
  13. #33
    🐿 African Astronaut
    You gotta get a grip.
  14. #34
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿 You gotta get a grip.

    I'm just a 🐿 trynna get a 🥜.
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  15. #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That's a pic of Michael Jackson tho

    Michael Jackson low key kinda hot.
  16. #36
    WellHung Black Hole
    😕
  17. #37
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Folks?

    Does Shaye pay to play?👍
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  18. #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Does Shaye pay to play?👍

    Lol.

    I dunno tho.

    I just jerked off like three times in a row and now I can't even think of her when I try.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by gadzooks 20 years ago, yeah.

    Dude was a professional street fighter tho.

    I highly doubt captain falcon is even remotely of the same caliber.

    "Professional Street fighter"
  20. #40
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Solstice "Professional Street fighter"

    He was in the street fighters union and everything.
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