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OMG this place is so fucked there is another new bartender and she's also impossibly hot

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She looks like early Rose McGowan.

    Before she became a total cunt and all (turning #MeToo into some kind of man hating cult instead of a legitemate social movement).

    Dude I just fucking can't take this anymore.

    I'm in an x files or twighlight zone episode and this place is genetically engineering women who just look too fucking hot.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She called me "sweetie" and I nearly died right then and there.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    this nigga needs a fleshlight
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  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost this nigga needs a fleshlight

    no he needs one of these, that or a butt boy, a boy with a really big butt.



    girls that call random guys sweetie call everyone sweetie, or love ect.. I call girls dolls, even if their not doll like just because I'm just being nice, words like that are a lot of time just to pander to someone's ego. *slaps OP* "EEGAD MAN, SOBER UP!"
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I just told her she looks like Rose McGowan.

    I had to google pics of her for reference though because she's too young to know who she is.

  6. #6
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    You are pathetic and your desperation repels what you covet.
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  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi You are pathetic and your desperation repels what you covet.

    Actual nigger.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fight me bitch.

    I got a rock hard erection and so I will fight like nobody's business.

    Cash me outside.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    The body's systems get too depressed from the alcohol,and shut down. Consequently, the person croaks.
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung The body's systems get too depressed from the alcohol,and shut down. Consequently, the person croaks.

    Folks?
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no he needs one of these, that or a butt boy, a boy with a really big butt.



    girls that call random guys sweetie call everyone sweetie, or love ect.. I call girls dolls, even if their not doll like just because I'm just being nice, words like that are a lot of time just to pander to someone's ego. *slaps OP* "EEGAD MAN, SOBER UP!"

    Where do I get one of these fake pussies.

    I will marry it and impregnate it.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Fight me bitch.

    I got a rock hard erection and so I will fight like nobody's business.

    Cash me outside.

    Lol didn't you make a post about how you and your friends got beat up by one gont on your birthday?
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    Originally posted by Big League jedi You are pathetic and your desperation repels what you covet.

    It's not desperation. He just knows what he wants and isn't afraid to admit it
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol didn't you make a post about how you and your friends got beat up by one gont on your birthday?

    20 years ago, yeah.

    Dude was a professional street fighter tho.

    I highly doubt captain falcon is even remotely of the same caliber.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Our boners gonna touch tho.
  16. #16
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks professional street fighter

    That's not a thing.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi That's not a thing.

    Ok, recreational street fighter.

    Why are you such a pedant?
  18. #18
    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, recreational street fighter.

    Why are you such a pedant?

    I.e. you got your ass whooped by some random dude. It's not pedantry, it completely changes what you were saying.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    I literally memorized this symbol while staring at her impossibly cute ass.
  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Big League jedi I.e. you got your ass whooped by some random dude. It's not pedantry, it completely changes what you were saying.

    I straight up don't even give a fuck.

    Everyone gets their ass kicked once in a lifetime.

    Completely inconsequential.
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