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  1. #81
    Hey wariat, what do you think about the second amendment in the u.s.?
  2. #82
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    What if I did snap and she still didnt quit or was frightened by me snapping and I slapped her and she still didnt mind because shes a crazy fuck. Whwt then? Face fuk her?
  3. #83
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The ultras can be that second smendment militia. Isnt second amendment something about having local millitias or something?
  4. #84
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Oh its guns. I dont really care as I dont use guns dont want to have to afford them nor learn to use one properly. Too muvch work and risk anyway if you do use it.
  5. #85
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The bigger question is why cant I lose my gut despite going to the gym or running at least once dsily for the past week or so and even in mexico almost daily.
  6. #86
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Sometimes I have so little motivation to do anything or go even anywhere it is super bad now that I am trying to quit alcohol. Alcohol was like the one thing that kept me going. I cant even enjoy anything it seems completely sober in life. Maybe thats why I've never really had good or any sober sex.
  7. #87
    Originally posted by Wariat The bigger wuestion is ehy cant I lose my gut despite going to the gym or running at lewst once dsily for the past week or so wnd even in mexico slmost daily.

    Do meth
  8. #88
    Originally posted by Wariat The bigger question is why cant I lose my gut despite going to the gym or running at least once dsily for the past week or so and even in mexico almost daily.

    Do cardio, that is, keep your heart rate up for at least 30 minutes at a time. Do not drink, alcoholic drinks have a lot of calories. Limit your calories till you go into calorie deficit.

    Or do meth, that works too. Meth will give faster results as, not only will you not eat, but you will dehydrate yourself very very fast, and all the water loss will make you lose a lot of weight very fast.
  9. #89
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I only ewt once a day.
  10. #90
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Wariat I only ewt once a day.

    But how much meth do you smoke per day?
  11. #91
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    None.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Wariat I only ewt once a day.

    what do you eat? DO you eat before going to bed?

    Man if you havent of gotten deported I would have invited you to come work with us. There is a place I know of that involves very physical work 7 days per week for 12-14 hrs per day, and there would even be a boarding house of sorts where you could live across the street from the work place.

    but ya blew it
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Do cardio, that is, keep your heart rate up for at least 30 minutes at a time. Do not drink, alcoholic drinks have a lot of calories. Limit your calories till you go into calorie deficit.

    Or do meth, that works too. Meth will give faster results as, not only will you not eat, but you will dehydrate yourself very very fast, and all the water loss will make you lose a lot of weight very fast.

    or buy a bike and ride it the wrong way down the freeway at high and dangerous speed.

    best cardio workout and second only to getting chased by hungry lions.
  14. #94
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny or buy a bike and ride it the wrong way down the freeway at high and dangerous speed.

    best cardio workout and second only to getting chased by hungry lions.

    When I run with my wife, I occasionally yell out "OH SHIT! ITS THE MINISTRY OF INTERNAL AFFAIRS! THEYRE RUNNING!", this is a cue to run as if your life depends on it.

    I have run away from the cops on multiple occasional in multiple countries, its amazing what a little bit of stimulus can do to your running speed.
  15. #95
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian just go there and get drunk and ask her if you can take a pic of her ass

    dont be such a fucking pussy

    Lol I just can't imagine that going over well.

    I mean, to me, it seems like it would be a huge compliment, but women are just wired differently apparantly.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol I just can't imagine that going over well.

    I mean, to me, it seems like it would be a huge compliment, but women are just wired differently apparantly.

    I got drunk at a bar and asked the bartender if she sucks dick.

    Bartenders are probably used to this, its not really a big deal. I believe in you Ido B Zooki.
  17. #97
    Ghost Black Hole
    Take a bunch of bundy and go in there

    Girls love a man with giant pupils, they find it sexy. Look into her eyes and say softly "everything is vibrating right now ooeoeoeoee"
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