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Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks The weird thing is that I absolutely love women's asses, but I don't like anal.

    It straight up turns me right off.

    To each their own and all, but it isn't my thing.

    I can still appreciate a cute ass tho, mos def.

    right on.
  3. #23
    what if she turned out to be a hangar for airbuses while you only have a bombardier ?

    what then ?
  4. #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dude next to me at the bar was just like "that ass. It's phat".

    Like. Literally everybody knows it.

    She hot as absolute fuck.
  5. #25
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if she turned out to be a hangar for airbuses while you only have a bombardier ?

    what then ?

    I don't even know what exact analogy you're driving at, but what I see right now is just getting me rock fucking hard, gnomesayin?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if she turned out to be a hangar for airbuses while you only have a bombardier ?

    what then ?

    what if his bombardier is carrying a smuggled dirty nuclear warhead thiccer than the lame cargo of an airbus?
  7. #27
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This other chick hugged me just now...

    I need to go to bars more often because I at least get some human interaction.
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  8. #28
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But I still love Shaye.

    How do I live thee, let me count the ways...

    I love that ass to the depth and breadth and height
    My cock can reach, when feeling out of sight
    For the ends of my penis being and ideal grace.
    I love that ass to the level of every day's
    Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
  9. #29
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks How do I live thee, let me count the ways…

    Love thee*
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    God I literally love her tho.

    I want her to bare my children.

    Or just kiss me under the twilight blanket of stars.

    I want her next to me and I will worship her for a million life times.

    ❤️❤️❤️
  11. #31
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer.
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dude just threw me some m.

    I'm literally doing m right now.

    Lmao this night is awesome.
  13. #33
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I miss Shaye tho.

    I want her betwixt my sheets.

    Shieeeeeets.
  14. #34
    Is m for meth? Are you gonna stay up all night jerking off to shaye, only busting a nut after 10 hours?
  15. #35
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Thread is useless without pics
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  16. #36
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Is m for meth? Are you gonna stay up all night jerking off to shaye, only busting a nut after 10 hours?

    MDMA.

    This nigga just throw me some m like it's no biggie.

    He's good people tho..

    I just want Shaye on my jock is all.
  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's fucking King in right now.
  18. #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Licking in.
  19. #39
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fuck I'm high as fuck.
  20. #40
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
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