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Holy fuck this bartenders ass doe

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't stop staring .this is fucked.

    She has these impossible proportions.

    I just can't even right now.

    6 days nofap and I'm fucking dying.

  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like you literally don't even know...

    I would kill 1,000,000 human beings if she told me to.
  3. #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Dat ass tho
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I think I'm in love.

    I want to marry her and make babies with her.

    She got them child bearing hips so it's all good.
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  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    I heard that ur thinking about living in a tiny house.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    take a picture of her ass
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  7. #7
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung I heard that ur thinking about living in a tiny house.

    I'll house my cock inside her phat ass twat hole is what Imma do.
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby take a picture of her ass

    I so fucking want to but I'd feel like the worlds biggest perv.
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  9. #9
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WellHung I heard that ur thinking about living in a tiny house.

    get with hydro shes building a tinyhome
  10. #10
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Her name is Shaye.

    She's so fucking cute too.

    It's just surreal that she even exists.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    I plan on converting sunlight to 1000 units of serotonin, tomorrow.
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    leave her a yuge tip maybe she will fall for you
  13. #13
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by A College Professor leave her a yuge tip maybe she will fall for you

    I'll leave her the tip of my dick is what I'll do.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Her name is Shaye.

    She's so fucking cute too.

    It's just surreal that she even exists.

    Convert this chicks pussy into my penis's garage.
  15. #15
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Convert this chicks pussy into my penis's garage.

    Lmao.i meant to quote WellHung.

    I'm drunk.
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  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This chick ain't even real tho.

    Like I can't fucking even.

    There's a table with 6 broads and no dudes I could go and talk to, and then there's a single milf chick next to me I could talk to, but literally fuck any other woman.

    This woman is the only human being in existence right now.

    Light of my life, fire of my loins...
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  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lmao.i meant to quote WellHung.

    I'm drunk.

    Do you like anal sex? I'm an ass guy myself. I like a nice clean ass to use. I'm all about dat bout dat bass no treble im all dat bass
  18. #18
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    whats her middle name
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    When I was 17 I was rolling in a gazeebo with my first gf and she was riding my cock and she bounced up to high and when she came back down it slid into her ass, i was fucking floored by how good it felt
  20. #20
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Do you like anal sex? I'm an ass guy myself. I like a nice clean ass to use. I'm all about dat bout dat bass no treble im all dat bass

    The weird thing is that I absolutely love women's asses, but I don't like anal.

    It straight up turns me right off.

    To each their own and all, but it isn't my thing.

    I can still appreciate a cute ass tho, mos def.
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