The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-16 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #1741
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I feel way better now, meth is as draining as molly which is why I think it's so toxic, like doing x everyday for a week is gonna cause some brain damage just like meth, but not quite as much at a time so you can do it more which causes more net damage
   
   like it feels really good the first time but then even by the second time you do it it already feels like crap kinda like how x is but to a lesser degree. I got an afterglow going on which is cool.
2. 2019-10-17 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #1742
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   "all in all, I still don't care about anything" is a much better way to end a long story than "and they lived happily ever after"
   
   r/showerthought
3. 2019-10-17 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #1743
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • aldra, 
   • RestStop, 
   • Ghost
4. 2019-10-17 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #1744
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano bought juice

   
   fona 555-555-5555
5. 2019-10-17 at 2 AM UTC

   #1745
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I started using Paxful because localbitcoins turned into megafaggots
6. 2019-10-17 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #1746
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Paybis.com
   
   Blockchainwallet also has a buy feature now
7. 2019-10-17 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #1747
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   paybutts
8. 2019-10-17 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #1748
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra paybutts

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo, 
   • GAAAAALM, 
   • aldra, 
   • frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊, 
   • Daily, 
   • mmQ
9. 2019-10-17 at 2:37 AM UTC

   #1749
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've done pretty well lately I might buy a truck and a quad and a loud gun and grow a beard and get muh bitch pregnant this winter and live happily ever incarcerated
10. 2019-10-17 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #1750
    

    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
11. 2019-10-17 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #1751
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Oh my god do you seriosuly watch THE ONION
    
    Thats like watching SNL for the political cold open
    
    
    They had a funny video about cod modern warfare 2 like 10 years ago
    
    I cant stop eating
    
    Eat kurdz everytime someone says krdz
    
    I did what sudi did to a t but the dipshtick tested no babby, also it was horrible
12. 2019-10-17 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #1752
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Solstice Malice is smiling at me, Imperials…can you say the same?
    
    
    
    Never thought I'd get this prescribed to me. Have been denied numerous times and most doctors won't even consider it. Lot of restrictions but worth the trouble if it works. If not I've been cleared for Esketamine next.

    
    good old dr. shenkelberg
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊, 
    • Sudo, 
    • Daily
13. 2019-10-17 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #1753
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    God damn I want to get ice cream and cola but i dont want to put the cashier through that
14. 2019-10-17 at 10:50 AM UTC

    #1754
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra good old dr. shenkelberg

    
    Best jedi doctor I ever had
15. 2019-10-17 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #1755
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano I feel way better now, meth is as draining as molly which is why I think it's so toxic, like doing x everyday for a week is gonna cause some brain damage just like meth, but not quite as much at a time so you can do it more which causes more net damage
    
    like it feels really good the first time but then even by the second time you do it it already feels like crap kinda like how x is but to a lesser degree. I got an afterglow going on which is cool.

    
    Take some magnesium.
16. 2019-10-17 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #1756
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Met a.opiate xxude and was like dude dkt get hooked.onliteral.opoayd you djm. Fucking nigger
    But he did opiates NwuH like a.fuckifn retard
    
    
    Retarded faggot bitch
    
    
    I fucking told him twice
17. 2019-10-17 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #1757
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Met a.opiate xxude and was like dude dkt get hooked.onliteral.opoayd you djm. Fucking nigger
    But he did opiates NwuH like a.fuckifn retard
    
    
    Retarded faggot bitch
    
    
    I fucking told him twice

    
    Go home you're drunk
18. 2019-10-17 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #1758
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    I chew nicotine gum work my thighs snap my fingers got one sassy attitude
19. 2019-10-17 at 2:10 PM UTC

    #1759
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Mom
20. 2019-10-17 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #1760
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    Smoke spice pussy