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I think my roommate is a prostitute
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2019-10-16 at 2:04 AM UTCI've only seen it once in passing and once when it was really dark and on the stairs so didn't wanna chat much when we were both trying to pass each other, it's name is Cheng or something similarly Asian so I can't tell by the name, but it takes like I'm not joking 10 baths (I think they're baths and not showers) a day, and I hear what I think might be other people going in and out of its room all night long and I think it's nocturnal, which again, hooker.
Both times I seen it it looked like a girl to me, especially when we were face to face in the dark, but my landlady insists there's no women here at the time.
I think it looks hot whatever it is, good chance it's a tranny, I think that's most likely, but I really hope it is actually a woman but even if it's not I'll totally let it suck if it's a tranny at least.
Oh yeah, and last night I heard it moaning when I used its bathroom in the middle of the night which I usually don't do, so that's when all the stars added up for me. -
2019-10-16 at 2:15 AM UTCHow do you not know your roommate?
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2019-10-16 at 2:18 AM UTCHit on her by talking about your brain and then touch her hair without asking
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2019-10-16 at 2:35 AM UTC
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2019-10-16 at 2:50 AM UTCIs she cute
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2019-10-16 at 2:51 AM UTCRoomate, as in you live together in the same unit? Or is it like a neighbor? I find it hard to believe you live with someone and don't know their gender.
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2019-10-16 at 2:52 AM UTCqt
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2019-10-16 at 2:53 AM UTCShe probably has a Triad pimp so be careful.
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2019-10-16 at 2:53 AM UTCyeah, i dont know gont, shes from china or something and is a grad student (i think) by day, and a nocturnal hooker by night, SHE DOESNT HAVE MUCH TIME TO WATCH SOCCER AND BAKE COOKIES
and im a undergrad by day and a full time uber driver by day also so I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO BAKE COOKIES Either gMoME DSAYIN -
2019-10-16 at 2:56 AM UTCCookies take like 10 minutes to make. Not that you'd want to eat any once you're high on meth.
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2019-10-16 at 2:57 AM UTCi made biscuits today and ate 1 and a half and put the rest in the fridge
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2019-10-16 at 2:58 AM UTCEat her ass
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2019-10-16 at 2:59 AM UTCfuck no, shes chinese she has worms in there
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2019-10-16 at 3 AM UTCWorms are cool
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2019-10-16 at 4:38 PM UTC
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2019-10-16 at 10:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you just move in without talking to her?
I've met everyone plenty except her
Seriously, the cadence is door slam, bathroom, tub, snort, bathroom, snort, tub, door slam, door slam, snort, tub, tub, snort, bathroom, door slam, tub all night long every night
I havent caught her yet though because I don't live on that floor -
2019-10-17 at 2:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano I've met everyone plenty except her
Seriously, the cadence is door slam, bathroom, tub, snort, bathroom, snort, tub, door slam, door slam, snort, tub, tub, snort, bathroom, door slam, tub all night long every night
I havent caught her yet though because I don't live on that floor
What are you living in? A Habitrail? -
2019-10-17 at 3:02 AM UTCPost nudes.
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2019-10-17 at 3:03 AM UTC... OF ROOMMATE, not yourself (no offense).
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2019-10-17 at 3:04 AM UTCWait, why do you refer to her as "it"?