The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-13 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #1661
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw................. we have the moral obligation to eat more meat

   
   Fuck off you fag.
2. 2019-10-14 at 10:37 AM UTC

   #1662
   

   Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
   Fish slapp
3. 2019-10-14 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #1663
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Fuck why am i awake
4. 2019-10-14 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #1664
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Fucking nigger zoloft givin me the bubble guts and waking me up at like 3am every night
5. 2019-10-14 at 1:49 PM UTC

   #1665
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER Fucking nigger zoloft givin me the bubble guts and waking me up at like 3am every night

   
   It's the worst SSRI. You ever try Lexapro?
6. 2019-10-14 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #1666
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by CASPER Fucking nigger zoloft givin me the bubble guts and waking me up at like 3am every night

   
   try trazadone. It's kinda weak but has barely any side effects and the main one is sleeping through the night
7. 2019-10-14 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #1667
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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8. 2019-10-14 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #1668
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   That's a decent selection for a Walmart. I've never seen more than one of those displays and maybe a back wall.
9. 2019-10-14 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #1669
   

   Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
   Depends on the Walmart. I've seen a couple in Illinois with an entire hunting/fishing/outdoors section with a shitload of guns.
10. 2019-10-14 at 4:05 PM UTC

    #1670
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DietPiano

    
    That school reference is a tad disturbing
11. 2019-10-14 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #1671
    

    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ECAP That school reference is a tad disturbing

    
    That's literally the entire joke.
12. 2019-10-14 at 10:55 PM UTC

    #1672
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I had a dream the other night that I died, then woke up in a lab to be told that my entire life had been a simulation to collect data for something or other. Every memory seemed so distant, my entire life like a flipbook that I could flip through in seconds.
    
    Then they told me it was time to start again, that they were going to put me under and that each time I might remember a little more. I got very very angry and started smashing things, then I woke up to my cat poking me in the eye.
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    • The Self Taught Man
13. 2019-10-14 at 10:56 PM UTC

    #1673
    

    Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra I had a dream the other night that I died, then woke up in a lab to be told that my entire life had been a simulation to collect data for something or other. Every memory seemed so distant, my entire life like a flipbook that I could flip through in seconds.
    
    Then they told me it was time to start again, that they were going to put me under and that each time I might remember a little more. I got very very angry and started smashing things, then I woke up to my cat poking me in the eye.

    
    Haha it's just a crazy dream bro forget about it.
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14. 2019-10-14 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #1674
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The best dreams I've ever had were
    
    1.) Chasing Billie Eilish around in her flying black Dodge Charger "The Demon" whilst simultaneously hiding from her parents in a floating island world
    
    2.) Something I dib't really remember, but me and my British Literature high school teacher having a moment where I locked eyes with her and answered YES to something I don't remember, but that moment was so incredibly human bonding that it woke me up and I smiled for an hour.
    
    Both recently, which is good because before that I was having evil withdrawal dreams every night for many moons
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15. 2019-10-14 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #1675
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Big League jedi Depends on the Walmart. I've seen a couple in Illinois with an entire hunting/fishing/outdoors section with a shitload of guns.

    
    I bought my remington 700 from walmart, they have the best prices as long as you don't get snookered into getting an shit quality clone gun that's like Remington 777 which is a made in china piece of crap for 50 bucks less or whatever
16. 2019-10-14 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #1676
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Eho is billie Elvis
17. 2019-10-14 at 11:43 PM UTC

    #1677
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Eho is billie Elvis

    
    Some emo kid.
18. 2019-10-15 at 12:54 AM UTC

    #1678
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man im gonna feel so much better tomorrow
19. 2019-10-15 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #1679
    frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
    IM GONNA SHOOT YOUR ANIMALS
20. 2019-10-15 at 9:19 AM UTC

    #1680
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    try it