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  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Long-term relationships may reduce women's sex drive. New research examines the relation between female sexual functioning and changes in relationship status over time.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/5hr344/longterm_relationships_may_reduce_womens_sex/

    As ore-sama has stated to mina in the past, women and children are an absolute fool’s errand. Blame evolution, and yourself for being too inferior to ascertain this in time and act upon the knowledge in time.

    Referring to yourself as sama is rude. and RONK
  2. #22
    Originally posted by mmQ Was she like that before you married her?

    No. She has medical issues right now, which make her not very in the mood. Otherwise we still fuck like rabbits, which is why this is getting to me.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Send pix of her ass!

    http://imgur.com/a/THLQS

    Reverse image search it faggits

    Originally posted by infinityshock dont be.

    shes probably obese, hideous, and retarded. and black/chinese/hispanic

    You were saying?

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you sound like a whiny bitch, maybe you shouldn't of gotten married to a woman like that if you're just going to whine about not being able to have sex, hating her mother, and sleeping on the couch.

    seems like you got self-cucked

    Nigga please, I'm pumped full of oxytocin here. I barely post here to begin with, don't pretend like you know what my life is like.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Discount Whore Nigga please, I'm pumped full of oxytocin here. I barely post here to begin with, don't pretend like you know what my life is like.

    I know what its like from the info you put out on here. quittin frontin like you haven't mentioned that stuff on here recently
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I know what its like from the info you put out on here. quittin frontin like you haven't mentioned that stuff on here recently

    Oh yes, not always getting sex when I want it and having to occasionally go to her mother's house, what a whiny bitch I am. It just so happens I LIKE the couch, thanks.

    You're just mad cause u a virgin
  6. #26
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Your wife has a pretty decent ass.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Sophie Your wife has a pretty decent ass.

    She thanks you.
  8. #28
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Discount, I was reminded of your complaint about the lack of sex your wife was engaging in. Would you consider giving her aphrodisiacs?

    There are actually surprisingly few aphrodisiacs that have substantial evidence backing them. melanotan-2 is a potent and safe peptide. There's also GHB/GBL.
  9. #29
    I'm sure she'd be open to taking it, I'll look into melanotan-2. She's got some medical problems going on right now though, hence this thread, so I'm not gonna push too hard. I've already gone ahead and ordered a fleshlight for the next few weeks. A Tenga white to be precise.
  10. #30
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Discount Whore I'm sure she'd be open to taking it, I'll look into melanotan-2. She's got some medical problems going on right now though, hence this thread, so I'm not gonna push too hard. I've already gone ahead and ordered a fleshlight for the next few weeks. A Tenga white to be precise.

    Do you have a VR headset? Ever thought about getting one? If it does happen, Play Club VR and Waifu Simulator are both excellent pornographic titles, especially when used in conjunction with fleshlight.

    Check out this video: https://vimeo.com/198344395

    https://www.reddit.com/r/adultvrgames/

    It's the real deal! There's a large amount of free and pirated professionally produced pornography. The level of immersion is the next level. I can't wait for the second generation of headsets.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^lol spoken like a true autist, asking if he has a vr headset? yeah thats so common. and suggesting he virtually spanks it, what is this world come to:??!

    what happened to the good ol days when snicker doodles costed a nickel at the eckards!, and you'd go to the out house and rub one out to ms play boy 1965!

    you kids these days!

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-15T06:41:17.563067+00:00
  12. #32
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's way better than not getting any or fucking the disgusting slampigs mansluts like you do.
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^or maybe he could try talking to his wife and figure out what the deal is? instead of cutting himself off from her even more.

    And my taste in women is a complete non-sequitor for as a valid reply to my post, you like what you like, he doesn't have to go for slampigs to cheat on his wife (i dont think he should cheat on his wife) but if he was too, im sure he can find women that our of his taste.

    Porn is a huge reason for dividing many husband and wives, I can just imagine, his wife walks in on him with some headset and and he's grabbing at invisible titties...

    But a guy like you doesn't think about stuff like that, you rather just suggest nootropics, killing yourself, or VR.
    For being such a "smart guy" you're kind of a derpadew.

    At least you suggested aphrodisiacs, but no man worth his weight in salt is going to cheat on her with a virtual reality woman

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-01-15T07:22:21.023245+00:00
  14. #34
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    He should do that as well, but VR is an excellent alternative or supplement. How is it cheating? Cheating on virtual characters, on porn?

    Don't knock it until you try it. You would probably become an addict.
  15. #35
    Seriously Bill Krozby calm your shit. I'd jack off with VR if I could, just for the experience. I don't have a good enough setup for VR though, it'd be one hell of an investment. Think it's cheating is fucking retarded. What kind of shallow thinking is that?

    There's nothing to "talk over" with my wife. She's sick. She doesn't care if I watch porn, she just doesn't want me jacking it in front of her while she's awake because then she'll want sum of the discount whore and that could potentially hurt her. Anything we do would have to be very careful and to be honest, I've already accepted being dry for the next week or two.

    BUT YEAH Bill Krozby you know everything amirit

    fuckin virgin
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^calm down, no ones attacking you here, you seem kinda frothy
  17. #37
    shes fucking another man
  18. #38
    Originally posted by the holy ghost shes fucking another man

    pppfpfptppfpt fptp f ptmftftfffffff
  19. #39
    Originally posted by the holy ghost shes fucking another man

    And can anyone really blame her
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Nice ta meetcha aquaintence boi, Im yurz wifes new boyfrend Tyrese
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