The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-12 at 11:40 PM UTC

   #1641
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by DietPiano bad times ahead friends

   
   Your insurance stuff? When i cast my gaze far into the future all i see is more of the same. It's boring more than anything.
2. 2019-10-12 at 11:43 PM UTC

   #1642
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i can feel the darkness encircling me pushing me further into hell
3. 2019-10-12 at 11:46 PM UTC

   #1643
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no
   
   well, maybe yes but no not that
4. 2019-10-12 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #1644
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i can feel the darkness encircling me pushing me further into hell

   
   Let's write a 2000 era emo song together. I think we could come up with something nice.
5. 2019-10-13 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #1645
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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   • aldra
6. 2019-10-13 at 3:35 AM UTC

   #1646
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
7. 2019-10-13 at 6:22 AM UTC

   #1647
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   God children and animals love me. I'm the Snow White of cute things. Bitches and bitches just cuddle up to me like a warm blanket.
8. 2019-10-13 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #1648
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Addiction isn't a disease.

   
   Yeah, it's a personaity feature/spectrum thing
9. 2019-10-13 at 9:20 AM UTC

   #1649
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Solstice

   
   sounds awesome
10. 2019-10-13 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #1650
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Man I love sluts
11. 2019-10-13 at 1:43 PM UTC

    #1651
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Real books...he has a bunch of other equally retarded titles on Amazon UK.
12. 2019-10-13 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #1652
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Reminds me of this
    
    
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    • GAAAAALM
13. 2019-10-13 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #1653
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice Reminds me of this
    
    

    
    fuck you. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this aroused me and now there's no going back
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    • aldra, 
    • HTS, 
    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2019-10-13 at 1:53 PM UTC

    #1654
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fucking lol at the pterodactyl looking/honking directly into the camera in the second shot
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    • HTS, 
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    • mmQ
15. 2019-10-13 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #1655
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo fuck you. I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing this aroused me and now there's no going back

    
    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e961d32ce26
    
    Enjoy. It's a TOTSE classic.
    
    You might like this one too.
    
    
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    • mmQ
16. 2019-10-13 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #1656
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Hah
17. 2019-10-13 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #1657
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost We are on week two of our hunger strike until infinityshock and speedy parker are unbanned.
    
    our mind is starting to slip and we are reverting to our various plural alt identities.
    We would be dead if it wasn't for our practice of breatharianism
    
    
    
    HUHSHA YEAH motjaficka. We planned lastnifjt for a "before 11am mcDonalds " comrade breakfast and We spent all night pukijband cufciv robusting these niggas. Built a base, fu kit. OUR MOM WOKE Up so WE WENT TO SLEEP lawl. we wake up to KNOCK KNOCK on our bedroom door it's 2 friends like okay LSTs go. WE are like ya oi guess THIS WAS ALL MY IDEA ANYWAYS so we eat the foods and then drive aronds from 11-1pm!!!! Two hours of DOOM and anime music. Friend #1 had to do the abilitify nap and pineapple up the ASD. Friend #2 herp a derped. Us and the pilot with vehicle (friend #1 drove circles for TWO HOURS.) We was drankin a 40 and hes like white boi whohgwe let's get meth and MDMA. We like UEEEEEEAAAJJYYEAH FUCLING RIGHT YOU CANT VEY DRUGS. He messages 100 ppl on phone and they all say IM.A FUCKIN PEDPFILE CIZ SOME NIGGA GUCKING JSK IMA BURN ALL THESE. CUNTA HOUSEA DOWN NO MDMA NO WEEED IT fucking 4th of JULY fuck you alllll. So our friend is like what wjay what and We like aight we need more beer. Halfway there we say "We're too fucked up mane fuck the beer" and we smash the empty 40 out his window and light a cigar.
    
    He is trying to quit smoking and freaked out when WE threw a glass bottle out the window of a moving car and smashed it. What a bitch. Anyone who doesn't on this website is a fckin . cAnt get drugs fagqueeeeer
    
    our mind right now:
    
    
    RESPECT OUR PRONOUNS!!
    

    
    
    .
18. 2019-10-13 at 4 PM UTC

    #1658
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Dank like a Slurpee
    Weed real nice
    Eatin' ass like a turkey
    Rhymes are spice
19. 2019-10-13 at 4:06 PM UTC

    #1659
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    I'm shitting on the toilet
    
    Don't think I don't enjoy it
20. 2019-10-13 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #1660
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I'm shitting on her chest
    
    Yo mama thinks i'm the best