The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-12 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #1621
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by HTS Scron went to work

   
   Wait what?
2. 2019-10-12 at 1:58 AM UTC

   #1622
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS Scron went to work

   
   ???
   
   Everything ok?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-10-12 at 5:49 AM UTC

   #1623
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Someone make an offensive comment please.
4. 2019-10-12 at 6:04 AM UTC

   #1624
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by mmQ Someone make an offensive comment please.

   
   I wish you the worst. 🖕
5. 2019-10-12 at 1 PM UTC

   #1625
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Someone make an offensive comment please.

   
   My dog gives better kisses than u
6. 2019-10-12 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #1626
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Yes
   
   Work
   
   ;)
7. 2019-10-12 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #1627
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Someone make an offensive comment please.

   
   Addiction isn't a disease.
8. 2019-10-12 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #1628
   Brain surgeon Houston
   *continues to wait patiently for death*
9. 2019-10-12 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #1629
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Solstice Addiction isn't a disease.

   
   I tend to agree.
10. 2019-10-12 at 4 PM UTC

    #1630
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've been making a lot of money lately but tell myself I'm broke so I stay humble and it seems sustainable. I was just praying and a wasp (or possibly honeybee) stung my toe but I didn't stop. I wish everyone was as dope as me
11. 2019-10-12 at 4:01 PM UTC

    #1631
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Solstice Addiction isn't a disease.

    
    This would make my facebook timeline explode
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2019-10-12 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #1632
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I've been making a lot of money lately but tell myself I'm broke so I stay humble and it seems sustainable. I was just praying and a wasp (or possibly honeybee) stung my toe but I didn't stop. I wish everyone was as dope as me

    
    >calling yourself humble
    
    >being muslim
13. 2019-10-12 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #1633
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon *continues to wait patiently for death*

    
    You could always, you know...try quitting heroin for real?
14. 2019-10-12 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #1634
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice You could always, you know…try quitting heroin for real?

    
    Dont be ridiculous!
15. 2019-10-12 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #1635
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Dont be ridiculous!

    
    ITS MAH MEDICINE
16. 2019-10-12 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #1636
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    im dying every fuckin night
    
17. 2019-10-12 at 6:11 PM UTC

    #1637
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
18. 2019-10-12 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #1638
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ I usually enhancement out the bundy and just drink the guaf straight up. I love puking.

    
    Puking from your ass you mean.
19. 2019-10-12 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #1639
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Sudo I've been making a lot of money lately but tell myself I'm broke so I stay humble and it seems sustainable. I was just praying and a wasp (or possibly honeybee) stung my toe but I didn't stop. I wish everyone was as dope as me

    
    If it was a honeybee you can be content in the knowledge that Allah struck down the assailant of His follower as soon as the deed was done.
20. 2019-10-12 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #1640
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bad times ahead friends