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i cant believe what just happened im so totally fucked

  1. #61
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    If you have no evidence of your neighbor contacting you through the phone it likely didn't happen. Even if it seems very real you could be tripping hard.

    Phone evidence is proof so if you have no call or text from her you should question your grasp on reality.
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  2. #62
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This feels trollish of the highest order. Or else it's TRUE which would explain why youd not only kiss a little girl youd also come here and talk about it.

    I am on the fence, slight lean toward troll.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol dude WUT…

    How do you accidentally kiss a random 8 year old?

    Like, I'm still witholding judgment and everything, I'm just trying to grasp the logistics of it all first.

    What brought the two of you into physical proximity in the first place?

  4. #64
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Tripping on meth is not fun. I enjoy it but I imagine it's hell for any normal person.

    Hallucinating stuff about people close to you is fucked up because it seems so real. especially when you call them when your fucked up at 3am
  5. #65
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ This feels trollish of the highest order. Or else it's TRUE which would explain why youd not only kiss a little girl youd also come here and talk about it.

    I am on the fence, slight lean toward troll.

    Not a troll. Narc is a pedophile. I'm calling the police right now and I already filed with the NCPS
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  6. #66
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Kissing children normal also unless you use tongue but I doubt they would notice unless you also fondled her

    My parents used to kiss me on the lips.
  7. #67
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    next thing im sitting on their sofa with this girl chatting away non stop next to me and i start to keep noticing it was a little weird the way she was always looking me straight in the eye everytime i looked at her. and i notice she does have a very pretty face but i wasn;t thinking anything like that about her at all. and she had this smile thing going on the whole time. then the next thing i know i'm looking at her and she stopped talking for a second and this weird thing felt like i was just drawn into her and ive just pecked her on the lips then she seemed to smile more and these eyes were just drawing me in and then before i know im properly kissing her like adult kissing her and i can feel her tongue brushing inside my lip but its weird at first im totally expecting her to pull away and maybe even freak out or something but it just keeps going and i cant get why the fuck i kissed her in the first place or why on earth she was kissing me either. buit it was so weird coz until right up until it happened i wasnt thinking anything like that toward her it literallu just came out of fucking nowhere.
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  8. #68
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Did you have FEELINGS when you kissed? Maybe you should kiss her again and if it's weird then you can shake it off as random meth weirdness and it's totally ok.
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm being fucked with.
  10. #70
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i dont suppose anybody here been in any similar situation at all? i really dont know wtf to do here
  11. #71
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc next thing im sitting on their sofa with this girl chatting away non stop next to me and i start to keep noticing it was a little weird the way she was always looking me straight in the eye everytime i looked at her. and i notice she does have a very pretty face but i wasn;t thinking anything like that about her at all. and she had this smile thing going on the whole time. then the next thing i know i'm looking at her and she stopped talking for a second and this weird thing felt like i was just drawn into her and ive just pecked her on the lips then she seemed to smile more and these eyes were just drawing me in and then before i know im properly kissing her like adult kissing her and i can feel her tongue brushing inside my lip but its weird at first im totally expecting her to pull away and maybe even freak out or something but it just keeps going and i cant get why the fuck i kissed her in the first place or why on earth she was kissing me either. buit it was so weird coz until right up until it happened i wasnt thinking anything like that toward her it literallu just came out of fucking nowhere.

    Why would you write this you sick fuck
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  12. #72
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Narc next thing im sitting on their sofa with this girl chatting away non stop next to me and i start to keep noticing it was a little weird the way she was always looking me straight in the eye everytime i looked at her. and i notice she does have a very pretty face but i wasn;t thinking anything like that about her at all. and she had this smile thing going on the whole time. then the next thing i know i'm looking at her and she stopped talking for a second and this weird thing felt like i was just drawn into her and ive just pecked her on the lips then she seemed to smile more and these eyes were just drawing me in and then before i know im properly kissing her like adult kissing her and i can feel her tongue brushing inside my lip but its weird at first im totally expecting her to pull away and maybe even freak out or something but it just keeps going and i cant get why the fuck i kissed her in the first place or why on earth she was kissing me either. buit it was so weird coz until right up until it happened i wasnt thinking anything like that toward her it literallu just came out of fucking nowhere.

    For what it's worth, I don't see you as some sort of horrible irredeemable monster.

    You clearly recognize on some level that what you did was inappropriate.

    People are out there gathering their pitchforks and their tar and feathers and all, but I just want you to know that, while what you did WAS innapropriate, you're not as bad of a person as some here will make you think.

    But you did fuck up, tho.

    You already seem to recognize that, though.

    I dunno.

    I hope it works out well for you, as long as you don't fucking do this same shit again.

    When someone asks you to babysit, from here on out, you say "NO! I'm busy".
  13. #73
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks For what it's worth, I don't see you as some sort of horrible irredeemable monster.

    You clearly recognize on some level that what you did was inappropriate.

    People are out there gathering their pitchforks and their tar and feathers and all, but I just want you to know that, while what you did WAS innapropriate, you're not as bad of a person as some here will make you think.

    But you did fuck up, tho.

    You already seem to recognize that, though.

    I dunno.

    I hope it works out well for you, as long as you don't fucking do this same shit again.

    When someone asks you to babysit, from here on out, you say "NO! In busy".

    Do you presume that from here on out if he were to accept any babysitting jobs that he would inevitably do the same thing again? Predisposition if you will?
  14. #74
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Do you presume that from here on out if he were to accept any babysitting jobs that he would inevitably do the same thing again? Predisposition if you will?

    Oh he would, because he's a pedo.
  15. #75
    Well this is a fun drinking convo I guess, too bad I don't have any drink.

    Anyway, yeah like scron was saying what gets me on meth is windows, because when I do too much I'll hear cops or people I know ratting me out to the cops, and they're watching me try to sleep without looking guilty but failing, using that as a cue to come knock at my doo. Then if I DO do it like on acid or meth I guess then I realize what a fool I was and it gets better for a while.

    I'm thinking one of the bigger reasons I never had a bad trip until I did is because I was on benzos every time until that time, and that trip was fucking amazeballs until I ran outside as happy as I'd ever been in my life but I was naked and then the whole cop paranoia thing took hold and it never went away.

    Anyway, yeah none of your story happened, but if you're on meth just lie low no matter what. Even if you have a better plan, don't do that plan, and instead just lie low.
  16. #76
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    its like you can't just accidently kiss an 8 year old kid yet i just literally accidently kissed an 8 year old kid. how the fuck? makes no sense.
  17. #77
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Pedophile
  18. #78
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Well, as I see it you've got two options:

    1. Confess to the parents, if they get mad you'll have to kiss them as well to calm them down
    2. Flee the country and go live with Benny in the jungle



    honestly I find it bizarre that someone would leave you alone with their kids though
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  19. #79
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    you know what im thinking? thats not the first time that kid has kissed someone like that. like she immediately started kissing me back and knew exactly what she was doing. if you were 8 and had never made out with anybody like that before and somebody just kissed you without warning you just wouldn't know wtf to do, would you?

    i got a strange feeling that girl was planning on kissing me the whole time there. i keep thinking the way her face was getting closer to mine right before it happened.
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  20. #80
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i mean i know that aint getting me off the hook but it definitely makes more sense when i think about it.
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