i cant believe what just happened im so totally fucked

1. 2019-10-11 at 2:53 AM UTC

   #41
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc no i just kissed a fucking kid and now have absolutely no idea how the fuck that happened or why it happened or what it was just the weirdest fucking shit and now im fucked as fucked over something i dont even get. im sitting here now completely lost as to what made me do that ffs like what the fuck

   
   I lold
   
   I'm picturing a woman in her late 20s and a balding NARCissist crying like "what have I done"
   
   God bless meth it will turn any man into an emotional wreck. LSD move out the way
2. 2019-10-11 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   fuck off §m£ÂgØL i aint no fucking pedo. thats why i cant understand why this happened at all, its beyond fucked.
3. 2019-10-11 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #43
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   You aren't dude
   
   I bet you the rest of your bag it's the drugs
4. 2019-10-11 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   i wish scron, shes fucking 8 years old ffs. like i said its so fucked up.
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5. 2019-10-11 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #45
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Fun fact: 100% of parents kiss a kid at some point in their life.
   
   True story.
   
   It's truly a sick and depraved world we live in.
6. 2019-10-11 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   it has to be, its just so weird i cant get my round it at all.
7. 2019-10-11 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   How do you know she was 8 years old and not 9, or 7?
8. 2019-10-11 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #48
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc i wish scron, shes fucking 8 years old ffs. like i said its so fucked up.

   
   Lol dude WUT...
   
   How do you accidentally kiss a random 8 year old?
   
   Like, I'm still witholding judgment and everything, I'm just trying to grasp the logistics of it all first.
   
   What brought the two of you into physical proximity in the first place?
9. 2019-10-11 at 2:59 AM UTC

   #49
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Half the pedos in lock up like to blame it on meth and not themselves.

   
   Interesting.
10. 2019-10-11 at 2:59 AM UTC

    #50
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc i wish scron, shes fucking 8 years old ffs. like i said its so fucked up.

    
    Quoted for proof of pedophilia.
11. 2019-10-11 at 3 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    there is no way in the world this kid isnt going to say something about this to somebody and then im fucked as you can get
12. 2019-10-11 at 3 AM UTC

    #52
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Yeah once I hallucinated a crowd of people outside my house trying to break in but I boarded up the doors from the inside the night before and I kept hearing the handle jiggle and saw sirens and cars pull up
    
    Also hallucinated people coming over to my house and being worried about me like my co workers and stuff but it was all in my head. I think you might have taken a lot how much do you have left vs how much you got?
    
    Stop redosing, drink water, take some melatonin and anti oxidants and eat and sleep
13. 2019-10-11 at 3 AM UTC

    #53
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ How do you know she was 8 years old and not 9, or 7?

    
    Half your age + 7
    
    Narc is mentally 14 so this is still WELL ok in my book
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    • gadzooks
14. 2019-10-11 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #54
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc there is no way in the world this kid isnt going to say something about this to somebody and then im fucked as you can get

    
    Good you deserve it pedo
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15. 2019-10-11 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #55
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Was she at least hot?
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16. 2019-10-11 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #56
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pix or it didn't happen.
17. 2019-10-11 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Lol dude WUT…
    
    How do you accidentally kiss a random 8 year old?
    
    Like, I'm still witholding judgment and everything, I'm just trying to grasp the logistics of it all first.
    
    What brought the two of you into physical proximity in the first place?

    
    i cant calm down enough to tell the whole story it was my neighbor asked me to sit with her kid for a while she had some urgent shit going on or sometghing.
18. 2019-10-11 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #58
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I will take the rap for you mate just knock her out and buy me a one way I'll take it from here
19. 2019-10-11 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #59
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc i cant calm down enough to tell the whole story it was my neighbor asked me to sit with her kid for a while she had some urgent shit going on or sometghing.

    
    How sure are you that happened though?
20. 2019-10-11 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #60
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc i cant calm down enough to tell the whole story it was my neighbor asked me to sit with her kid for a while she had some urgent shit going on or sometghing.

    
    Just go ahead and turn yourself in pedo