The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-10-09 at 5:03 PM UTC

   #1561
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My insurance Bad Ideas have caught up with me again, this time with a lot more pressure and few ways out, if any. I'm not paying that goddamned deductible, even with the earbamacare I still don't get to use it at all until it's paid in full (is what (((they))) told me), and I have no prescription coverage on that plan either because out of network is not covered, and the only in-network provider is a single shitty hospital back in Iowa where you can only use their doctors. So it's worthless, however if it gets denied then the state will likely cover it as a secondary insurer, but I'm not much familiar with secondary insurance other than the state is always in that position by default. I don't know if they will pick up the rest of your deductible or not, blue cross made it sound like they wouldn't but the internet seems to disagree. But even then they will only pay the medicaid rate even though you're paying private prices.
   
   I have more or less 2.5 last tricks up my sleeve, and one of them involves getting my mother to dump me from her plan so I save a bunch of money.
2. 2019-10-09 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #1562
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's also bullshit that you can't dump yourself, and the thing is I THOUGHT I ALREADY DID but maybe they didn't follow through with it which might not be the worst thing in the world perhaps because I don't want to be stuck with paying 3 or 4 months of hazelden bills out of pocket.
3. 2019-10-09 at 5:06 PM UTC

   #1563
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You can always rob a church if all else fails, piano.
4. 2019-10-09 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #1564
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Somebody stole the money out of my confirmation gifts pile lol but they only got a couple
5. 2019-10-09 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #1565
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   They only got a couple of money?
6. 2019-10-09 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #1566
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut
   Diet do you support nationalized healthcare?
   
   I'm very, very, very lucky with my medicaid.
7. 2019-10-09 at 6:08 PM UTC

   #1567
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM Diet do you support nationalized healthcare?
   
   I'm very, very, very lucky with my medicaid.

   
   Lucky that you have it ? How DO you have it? Dont you make too much to qualify?
8. 2019-10-09 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #1568
   GAAAAALM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Lucky that you have it ? How DO you have it? Dont you make too much to qualify?

   
   I have a congenital heart condition. Had heart surgery when I was a kid. Big scar and all. Very traumatizing. I never stopped sucking my binkie.
9. 2019-10-09 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #1569
   Brain surgeon Houston

   Originally posted by GAAAAALM When are you going back to prison

   
   might be the next time a cop runs my name.
10. 2019-10-09 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #1570
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Brain surgeon might be the next time a cop runs my name.

    
    If you're on the run you're dumb as fuck. Just do your time
11. 2019-10-09 at 6:16 PM UTC

    #1571
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM I have a congenital heart condition. Had heart surgery when I was a kid. Big scar and all. Very traumatizing. I never stopped sucking my binkie.

    
    Pre existing condition!!!!! Ban!!!!!!!
12. 2019-10-09 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #1572
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Pre existing condition!!!!! Ban!!!!!!!

    
    Are you okay wren
13. 2019-10-09 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #1573
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Had heart surgery when I was a kid. Big scar and all. Very traumatizing.

    
    Heart surgery is insanely traumatizing, I'm pretty sure I had the symptoms of PTSD after mine.
    
    Of course no one gives a shit, and post surgery psychological issues aren't even regarded as a thing by most.
14. 2019-10-09 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #1574
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Are you okay wren

    
    Wren is ok. A little confused but wren is ok.
15. 2019-10-09 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #1575
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Heart surgery is insanely traumatizing, I'm pretty sure I had the symptoms of PTSD after mine.
    
    Of course no one gives a shit, and post surgery psychological issues aren't even regarded as a thing by most doctors.

    
    Honestly I was a different person before surgery. Afterwards I developed social anxiety. Very fast change. I used to be a popular sports kid then I isolated myself and within a few years i was smoking pot to fit in.
16. 2019-10-09 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #1576
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm getting a colonoscopy soon so suck my ass
17. 2019-10-10 at 1:08 AM UTC

    #1577
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Hotmeme dot com
    
    
18. 2019-10-10 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #1578
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by aldra only time that meme hasn't been shit

    
    Wrong.
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo, 
    • GAAAAALM, 
    • cigreting
19. 2019-10-10 at 5:59 AM UTC

    #1579
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
20. 2019-10-10 at 11:54 AM UTC

    #1580
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS Wrong.