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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country lol. Never worked with muslims, but I bet it's hard going sometimes.

    "Oh, 5 o clock, time to pray"

    that was actually the only time I've ever worked with muslims and the younger dude was actually pretty cool / not threatening kinda like the muslim version of §m£ÂgØL, like very nerdy and you kick his ass if you needed to and he knew it.
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby When I was 18 I went into the pizza place I worked at and purposely turned on the radio while the gont was praying on the rug and blasted rage against the machines "killing in the name of"

    On easter sunday at the same place when his uncle the mgmt came in I cracked an easter egg over his head as hard as I good the gont flipped out really bad and the people in the store had to tell him to calm down its easter.

    oh kr0z you are the living end
  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo oh kr0z you are the living end

    oh pashore.. give me a break chicken i was 18, the younger gont and I laughed at his uncle after I committed easter day sunday war crimes of the highest order, ThAnkS be to god, god demands.. that alcohol is good.
  4. #24
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Sudo oh kr0z you are the living end

    Do you ever be shitposting and writing a big long effortpost, then realise it's time to pray, so you have to step away from the computer and finish the post later?
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  5. #25
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I cheated for a lot of reasons if we're talking about most recently. Basically bad coping mechanisms, a self destructive streak, paranoia, selfishness, my gfs rough upbringing, me being a jerk, emotional distance and my feelings of being taken for granted. Plus a bunch of other things.

    Yes of course Allah will forgive me if I demonstrate genuine growth. According to the way sins are weighed, I got more good bakarah (or however it's spelled in English) by not cheating on her tn. Forgiveness is mentioned in the Quran more per page than it is in the bible

    Why aren't you studying Arabic? It is the language of Islam and many believe it to be necessary to truly understand the Quran.

    I don't really care about comparing it to the bible. Both are shit :)
  6. #26
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby oh pashore.. give me a break chicken i was 18, the younger gont and I laughed at his uncle after I committed easter day sunday war crimes of the highest order, ThAnkS be to god, god demands.. that alcohol is good.

    lol I would do disrespectful shit like that when I was a youngin too. Also called women in niqabs "ninjas" and called Arabs "sand niggers" before. I haven't drank for a while and it amazes people who know me
  7. #27
    GAAAAALM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do you ever be shitposting and writing a big long effortpost, then realise it's time to pray, so you have to step away from the computer and finish the post later?

    middle of cheating on his girlfriend

    "hold up sweetie I gotta go pray"
  8. #28
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    HABEEB HABBEEB AND HABEEEB!

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  9. #29
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do you ever be shitposting and writing a big long effortpost, then realise it's time to pray, so you have to step away from the computer and finish the post later?

    No, if I realize I should be praying that's usually what I'd rather be doing, especially if the alternative is posting on this irrelevant website.



    Originally posted by GAAAAALM Why aren't you studying Arabic? It is the language of Islam and many believe it to be necessary to truly understand the Quran.

    I don't really care about comparing it to the bible. Both are shit :)

    I learn more Arabic almost every day. I'm basically around Arabs at least 5 days out of the week and always pick something up. I have mondley Arabic and it's not terrible and I use it periodically. Might get duolingo.
  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    white muslim lol enjoy being on a watch list
  11. #31
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok, I've got one...

    Why Islam?

    It sounds like you converted as an adult, and weren't raised on Islamic doctrine, so you literally could have just picked any religion out there (or none, of course).

    So what exactly brought you to Islam in particular?
  12. #32
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, I've got one…

    Why Islam?

    It sounds like you converted as an adult, and weren't raised on Islamic doctrine, so you literally could have just picked any religion out there (or none, of course).

    So what exactly brought you to Islam in particular?

    Most likely Scientology was too expensive.
  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They based their dogma off history which is why it's so popular

    meanwhile the jedi bible literally claims unicorns used to exist
  14. #34
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Ok, I've got one…

    Why Islam?

    It sounds like you converted as an adult, and weren't raised on Islamic doctrine, so you literally could have just picked any religion out there (or none, of course).

    So what exactly brought you to Islam in particular?

    I was raised pretty secular so religion was always pretty open ended for me. I learned about Buddhism through a family member (and local community members) before I learned any abramahic ones.

    Islam makes the most sense to me in a logical way (Montheism in which the concept of God is incalculable and immeasurable but is still omnipresent) and I need to be constantly vigilant and conscious of God and my place in the world in order to keep myself from fucking up. It's like there's always an answer for things no matter what I need. There is a lot of ridiculous stuff people spout about it and some bad actors (historical and contemporary) but the basic foundation is good and altruistic without being a total bitch. It can be extrapolated onto a lot of things, just like Buddhism.

    Its basically been an objectively good part of my life that's helped me and continues to do so. I feel blessed to have discovered it because without I would probably be drinking like a hedonistic Christian
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  15. #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Found OP's pic


    have you seen Four Lions? you should watch it
  16. #36
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by aldra have you seen Four Lions? you should watch it

    I'll download it.
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  18. #38
    Originally posted by aldra have you seen Four Lions? you should watch it

    see path of blood.

    its funnier,
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Sudo I was raised pretty secular so religion was always pretty open ended for me. I learned about Buddhism through a family member (and local community members) before I learned any abramahic ones.

    Islam makes the most sense to me in a logical way (Montheism in which the concept of God is incalculable and immeasurable but is still omnipresent) and I need to be constantly vigilant and conscious of God and my place in the world in order to keep myself from fucking up. It's like there's always an answer for things no matter what I need. There is a lot of ridiculous stuff people spout about it and some bad actors (historical and contemporary) but the basic foundation is good and altruistic without being a total bitch. It can be extrapolated onto a lot of things, just like Buddhism.

    Its basically been an objectively good part of my life that's helped me and continues to do so. I feel blessed to have discovered it because without I would probably be drinking like a hedonistic Christian

    why do you think a religion that you can enter at will but not exit is a good religion ?

    dont you like freedom ?
  20. #40
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Freedom is gay
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